Wednesday, October 17, 2012
When Herpster Collides with Tablecloth
The hair will pokey, the hott will drop out of pre-med to go on indie label tour to nowhere, and the Pabst Blue Ribbon will continue to suffer the taint of ironic herpster appropriation.
Or suffer even approbation, as it were.
And Grandma’s ring will be lifted from her jewelry box during Thanksgiving dinner
The gay lumberjack look is no way to go through life.
He’s drinking an Ultra, like Stackhouse. Farts a-flyin’
I’d pay her $220/hr in Cdn$ or the equivalent Kroegerrands. And by Kroegerrands I mean deliciously golden brown nuggets of smokable love from my herb garden. And by pay I mean for sex with her bad Hebrew(respect) self and cum all over her naughty big nose, which may be a little dirty after the rusty trombone and face sitting.
Another mini herpster,is this some kind of beer ad? It’s plaid night down at the local tavern.
He looks like a booger in Wilford Brimley’s mustache
He looks like a pus puddle in Candy Crowley’s anus hair
He looks like a gnat stuck in Gwen Ifill’s curly pubes
He looks like an earwax chip wedged in Wolf Blitzer’s sideburns
If DB1 is ever in Toronto there’s someone for him to meet. Son.
http://www.myvipthrill.com/detail.asp?id=363&n=Hot-jewish-girl–ready-to-please-and-do-things-your-GF-wont
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Oy.
I’m thinking that this pic has captured a species of ‘bag that has heretofore yet been untagged. I present to you the grungester.
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Notice Exhibit A; the torn-sleeved flannel shirt. Not typically seen outside the northwestern climes much anymore. He managed to baggify it by ripping the sleeves off in an attempt to look cool but experienced utter failure due to his arms being the same size and shape as the bleeths.
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Exhibit B: She’s holding the PBR but we really know it is his. There is no way she would be drinking it. Most chicks don’t dig PBR.
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Exhibit C: the low-scooped herpster shirt “rescued” from a dumpster behind a J. Crew outlet store.
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It looks like they’re beginning a breeding campaign that needs to snuffed out quickly. I know, put on some Ratt and see what he does.
Yep, this outta do it:
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I think this couple in the picture is the subject of this article.
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/outdoor-restaurant-table-sex-687451
She’s drinking the PBR. It looks like he’s got Michelob or Ultra.
I’d yom her kippur.