Wednesday, October 17, 2012

When Herpster Collides with Tablecloth

The hair will pokey, the hott will drop out of pre-med to go on indie label tour to nowhere, and the Pabst Blue Ribbon will continue to suffer the taint of ironic herpster appropriation.

# posted by douchebag1
11:28 am October, 17 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Or suffer even approbation, as it were.

11:35 am October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

And Grandma’s ring will be lifted from her jewelry box during Thanksgiving dinner

11:39 am October, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

The gay lumberjack look is no way to go through life.

11:45 am October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

He’s drinking an Ultra, like Stackhouse. Farts a-flyin’

11:56 am October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d pay her $220/hr in Cdn$ or the equivalent Kroegerrands. And by Kroegerrands I mean deliciously golden brown nuggets of smokable love from my herb garden. And by pay I mean for sex with her bad Hebrew(respect) self and cum all over her naughty big nose, which may be a little dirty after the rusty trombone and face sitting.

11:57 am October, 17 Stephanie said...

Another mini herpster,is this some kind of beer ad? It’s plaid night down at the local tavern.

12:10 pm October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like a booger in Wilford Brimley’s mustache

12:11 pm October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like a pus puddle in Candy Crowley’s anus hair

12:12 pm October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like a gnat stuck in Gwen Ifill’s curly pubes

12:13 pm October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like an earwax chip wedged in Wolf Blitzer’s sideburns

12:15 pm October, 17 Rev Chad Superstoned And Mrs. is addicted to my weed. said...

If DB1 is ever in Toronto there’s someone for him to meet. Son.

http://www.myvipthrill.com/detail.asp?id=363&n=Hot-jewish-girl–ready-to-please-and-do-things-your-GF-wont

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Oy.

12:29 pm October, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m thinking that this pic has captured a species of ‘bag that has heretofore yet been untagged. I present to you the grungester.

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Notice Exhibit A; the torn-sleeved flannel shirt. Not typically seen outside the northwestern climes much anymore. He managed to baggify it by ripping the sleeves off in an attempt to look cool but experienced utter failure due to his arms being the same size and shape as the bleeths.

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Exhibit B: She’s holding the PBR but we really know it is his. There is no way she would be drinking it. Most chicks don’t dig PBR.

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Exhibit C: the low-scooped herpster shirt “rescued” from a dumpster behind a J. Crew outlet store.

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It looks like they’re beginning a breeding campaign that needs to snuffed out quickly. I know, put on some Ratt and see what he does.

12:35 pm October, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Yep, this outta do it:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkF3lpDD5M

1:17 pm October, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think this couple in the picture is the subject of this article.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/outdoor-restaurant-table-sex-687451

1:41 pm October, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She’s drinking the PBR. It looks like he’s got Michelob or Ultra.

4:22 pm October, 17 Guid is Good said...

I’d yom her kippur.

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