Monday, October 29, 2012
Gang of Schlongwanks and Angie approve of Baron Von Goolo's job hosting HCwDB Last Week
Gang of Schlongwanks and Angie also approve of fluffernutter milkshakes.
And no, fluffernutter milkshakes is not a euphemism for collective coitus in a dirty bathroom stall in the Burger King off I-73.
They actually sell them.
At McDowell’s.
Ask for Akeem.
Troy Aikman’s “Glory Hole” hat seems appropriate.
Please tell me why Hurricane Sandy hitting New Jersey full force is entirely a bad thing.
Angie has both golden arcs, and a taste for soul glo products. John Amos would approve.
Somewhere a once-drunken father comes out of his alcoholic stupor, logs on to HCwDB, sees this pic and asks himself:
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“My son…..DOES NOT WORK?!?!?” And then tries to figure out why he’s saying that in Darth Vader’s voice…..
“My son…..‘ROIDS?????”
Pink-shirted Hipsterbag Waldouche is clearly the tackling dummy for the other three bros. Angie is “T.R.U.T.H.bag’s” sister and snuck them in past the doorman.
Stage 4 dummies imitate douchebags = fail
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boobies = pairodice 🙂
Not even smiling Angie’s saggy boobs propped up in a wonderbra can save this pic. Seriously fugly crew.
Someone once told Vinny that he was the best student in shop class. Ever since Vinny has been trying to find work as a human arc welder without much luck.
Hurricane Sandy might blow this shit down? Where’s Douchey Wallnuts? Maybe hoarding old vinyl Sinatra records and Hendrick’s Gin. Sandy not fucking up my Halloween.
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This could be a strange election. Politics begins at home and ends with flooding basements, power outages, and unanswered phone calls at Public Works. Son.
Was this rave held before or after the Special Olympics medal winners ceremony?
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OK, OK, OK. I know. Low blow to actual Special Olympians but after looking at this crew, c’mon.
Vinny seems to be having a little problem with the “two in the pink, one in the stink” there.
^Hold on, wait a second. That hipster douche is wearing pink…
Goolo did a hella job hosting. And the boss needs a week off now and then.
(NY Yankees flat brim hat tilt) hats off to both of you. Thanks for the laughs (and copious weeping).
That pic…………ugh. It’s a combined herpster – dbag combo. Vomitorious in the extreme.
We need more Goolo. Last week was galactically awesome, especially in pear selection, MAMMA MIA!
I think her name is Marina.
She’s got the healthy glow, waist countour, and hand positioning of a woman moving into her second trimester. She’s almost convinced herself that none of these meconium plugs is the father, but the fact that every time she goes in for a sonogram the technician begins hysterically screaming “NO! NO! OH GOD NO!” and slapping her brutally in the face when he looks at the image, has her worried.
Dude on the right will graduate from the police academy next year.
It looks like a giant dog took a giant embarrassing squat dump and this is the pile he left. Bring your grocery bags to clean up the poo.Thank you very much.
Stephanie, you are my hero. Yes, I’m drunk, but I wanted the werld to know.