Monday, October 29, 2012

Gang of Schlongwanks and Angie approve of Baron Von Goolo's job hosting HCwDB Last Week

Gang of Schlongwanks and Angie also approve of fluffernutter milkshakes.

And no, fluffernutter milkshakes is not a euphemism for collective coitus in a dirty bathroom stall in the Burger King off I-73.

They actually sell them.

At McDowell’s.

Ask for Akeem.

# posted by douchebag1
9:37 am October, 29 Douchble Helix said...

Troy Aikman’s “Glory Hole” hat seems appropriate.

9:42 am October, 29 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Please tell me why Hurricane Sandy hitting New Jersey full force is entirely a bad thing.

9:46 am October, 29 jonezy said...

Angie has both golden arcs, and a taste for soul glo products. John Amos would approve.

9:49 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Somewhere a once-drunken father comes out of his alcoholic stupor, logs on to HCwDB, sees this pic and asks himself:

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“My son…..DOES NOT WORK?!?!?” And then tries to figure out why he’s saying that in Darth Vader’s voice…..

9:50 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

“My son…..‘ROIDS?????”

9:52 am October, 29 Wheezer said...

Pink-shirted Hipsterbag Waldouche is clearly the tackling dummy for the other three bros. Angie is “T.R.U.T.H.bag’s” sister and snuck them in past the doorman.

9:56 am October, 29 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Stage 4 dummies imitate douchebags = fail

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boobies = pairodice :)

10:20 am October, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Not even smiling Angie’s saggy boobs propped up in a wonderbra can save this pic. Seriously fugly crew.

10:25 am October, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Someone once told Vinny that he was the best student in shop class. Ever since Vinny has been trying to find work as a human arc welder without much luck.

10:26 am October, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hurricane Sandy might blow this shit down? Where’s Douchey Wallnuts? Maybe hoarding old vinyl Sinatra records and Hendrick’s Gin. Sandy not fucking up my Halloween.

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This could be a strange election. Politics begins at home and ends with flooding basements, power outages, and unanswered phone calls at Public Works. Son.

10:27 am October, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Was this rave held before or after the Special Olympics medal winners ceremony?

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OK, OK, OK. I know. Low blow to actual Special Olympians but after looking at this crew, c’mon.

10:31 am October, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vinny seems to be having a little problem with the “two in the pink, one in the stink” there.

10:32 am October, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^Hold on, wait a second. That hipster douche is wearing pink…

11:19 am October, 29 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Goolo did a hella job hosting. And the boss needs a week off now and then.

(NY Yankees flat brim hat tilt) hats off to both of you. Thanks for the laughs (and copious weeping).

11:45 am October, 29 Jeet Kune Douche said...

That pic…………ugh. It’s a combined herpster – dbag combo. Vomitorious in the extreme.

We need more Goolo. Last week was galactically awesome, especially in pear selection, MAMMA MIA!

12:40 pm October, 29 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think her name is Marina.

1:46 pm October, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She’s got the healthy glow, waist countour, and hand positioning of a woman moving into her second trimester. She’s almost convinced herself that none of these meconium plugs is the father, but the fact that every time she goes in for a sonogram the technician begins hysterically screaming “NO! NO! OH GOD NO!” and slapping her brutally in the face when he looks at the image, has her worried.

4:23 pm October, 29 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Dude on the right will graduate from the police academy next year.

7:52 pm October, 29 Stephanie said...

It looks like a giant dog took a giant embarrassing squat dump and this is the pile he left. Bring your grocery bags to clean up the poo.Thank you very much.

3:58 am October, 30 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Stephanie, you are my hero. Yes, I’m drunk, but I wanted the werld to know.

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