Thursday, November 1, 2012
Tatts, Trash, and Pensivity
Tattasian Kimberly’s Beijing-born grandmother routinely weeps in front of Buddhist altars dedicated to her ancestors and decries the damage of Western imperialism.
Tatt-free white boy Kenny just can’t seem to get with the program.
Just puked up my bagel. Thanks DB1. Day is off to a bad start.
Kimberly looks quite Filipino, not at all Chinese.
And they all look like they’ve got the plague.
I don’t care. She is smoking hot.
How do these turds earn a living? Seriously.
I’m pensive too, as I contemplate the tragic waste of hotness.
Not Chinese or Filipino. Vietnamese. D-List celeb from some MTV show Levy Tran.
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maww61fPNo1qawa8go1_500.jpg
Fat Psy is going to do her Gangbang Style. Get it?
None of the boys wanted to loose Kim’s favor so they each studiously ignored the resounding blast of her pear-shaped mud horn, still reverberating off the neighbor’s house.
Let me be the first to put petty partisan bickering aside and give props to Gov. Christie, who saved countless lives during the storm surge.
Never drink 12 Canadian PBR tall boys as a Halloween joke. Your asshole will never forgive you. Son.
Rev’s ass looks like a Japanese flag this morning:
I’m having a hard time telling Rev. and Sock apart nowadays. I’m not even drunk yet.
Do ya think Kimberly might be a virgin? Me either.
They’re all looking up to see what that whistling sound is in the sky
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a) Cartoon Anvil
b) Drone Strike
c) Flock of birds plummeting to their death from the stench of the Axe cloud they just flew through
d) Castle Bravo II
e) Huge insane asylum net
F) The Hose
She’s gotten The Hose a lot.
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They’ve gotten The Lotion a lot. In the “basket”, as it were.
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Drop, Tuck and Rollers.
She’s had more than a mile of cock up her.
I’d bet my last dollar all those tats are fake.
Kenny (on the right), at the last second, delivers a perfectly timed ,laser guided photo bomb
Tran Largemanson (second douche from the left) looks like a REALLY big goose took a shit on his head. The goose even topped it off swirly-style.
$10 too beaucoup, how about $5?
@Jeet Kune Douche, they are not fake, sadly. Check my link earlier in the thread or google Levy Tran.
This is going to be the worst bukakke video ever.
Fortunately none of these people are Japanese. Otherwise, their parents would have committed seppuku.
It’s good to see the retard Asians instead of always having the MENSA variety Asians shoved in our faces. The fact that there are gutter dweller, yellow trash Asians, and that they aren’t virtuoso musicians and math whiz’s, makes me feel better.
Something tell me she could put in a virtuoso performance on your instrument, Wallnuts.
I think I just fell in love. Printed out the picture and just cut out the background. Will now blow it up to life size and take it on a date.
I would not, actually, date the real girl. She is hopeless. It is rather, my romantic nature hoping against hope that a girl who looks just like her could not be a douchebag enabler.
4 douchebags and a Tranny sounds like a great Disney movie!
Is this some kind of Taco Bell second shift workers reunion?
These barely legals should consider spending more money on other things than tattoos once in a while.