Thursday, November 1, 2012

Tatts, Trash, and Pensivity

Tattasian Kimberly’s Beijing-born grandmother routinely weeps in front of Buddhist altars dedicated to her ancestors and decries the damage of Western imperialism.

Tatt-free white boy Kenny just can’t seem to get with the program.

# posted by douchebag1
7:59 am November, 1 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Just puked up my bagel. Thanks DB1. Day is off to a bad start.

8:07 am November, 1 Los Douches said...

Kimberly looks quite Filipino, not at all Chinese.

And they all look like they’ve got the plague.

8:08 am November, 1 Merle Baggard said...

I don’t care. She is smoking hot.

8:31 am November, 1 Blind Squirrel said...

How do these turds earn a living? Seriously.

8:47 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m pensive too, as I contemplate the tragic waste of hotness.

8:56 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Not Chinese or Filipino. Vietnamese. D-List celeb from some MTV show Levy Tran.

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maww61fPNo1qawa8go1_500.jpg

8:58 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fat Psy is going to do her Gangbang Style. Get it?

8:58 am November, 1 DarkSock said...

None of the boys wanted to loose Kim’s favor so they each studiously ignored the resounding blast of her pear-shaped mud horn, still reverberating off the neighbor’s house.

8:59 am November, 1 DarkSock said...

Let me be the first to put petty partisan bickering aside and give props to Gov. Christie, who saved countless lives during the storm surge.

9:00 am November, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Never drink 12 Canadian PBR tall boys as a Halloween joke. Your asshole will never forgive you. Son.

9:01 am November, 1 DarkSock said...

Rev’s ass looks like a Japanese flag this morning:
raw ass Son

9:03 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m having a hard time telling Rev. and Sock apart nowadays. I’m not even drunk yet.

9:12 am November, 1 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Do ya think Kimberly might be a virgin? Me either.

9:21 am November, 1 Vin Douchal said...

They’re all looking up to see what that whistling sound is in the sky

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a) Cartoon Anvil

b) Drone Strike

c) Flock of birds plummeting to their death from the stench of the Axe cloud they just flew through

d) Castle Bravo II

e) Huge insane asylum net

F) The Hose

9:33 am November, 1 DarkSock said...

She’s gotten The Hose a lot.

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They’ve gotten The Lotion a lot. In the “basket”, as it were.

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Drop, Tuck and Rollers.

10:06 am November, 1 Anonymous said...

She’s had more than a mile of cock up her.

10:52 am November, 1 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I’d bet my last dollar all those tats are fake.

11:00 am November, 1 Antwar said...

Kenny (on the right), at the last second, delivers a perfectly timed ,laser guided photo bomb

11:02 am November, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tran Largemanson (second douche from the left) looks like a REALLY big goose took a shit on his head. The goose even topped it off swirly-style.

11:21 am November, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

$10 too beaucoup, how about $5?

11:27 am November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Jeet Kune Douche, they are not fake, sadly. Check my link earlier in the thread or google Levy Tran.

12:01 pm November, 1 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

This is going to be the worst bukakke video ever.

12:07 pm November, 1 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Fortunately none of these people are Japanese. Otherwise, their parents would have committed seppuku.

12:55 pm November, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s good to see the retard Asians instead of always having the MENSA variety Asians shoved in our faces. The fact that there are gutter dweller, yellow trash Asians, and that they aren’t virtuoso musicians and math whiz’s, makes me feel better.

1:27 pm November, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Something tell me she could put in a virtuoso performance on your instrument, Wallnuts.

1:53 pm November, 1 ehcuodouche said...

I think I just fell in love. Printed out the picture and just cut out the background. Will now blow it up to life size and take it on a date.

1:58 pm November, 1 ehcuodouche said...

I would not, actually, date the real girl. She is hopeless. It is rather, my romantic nature hoping against hope that a girl who looks just like her could not be a douchebag enabler.

2:54 pm November, 1 baffomet said...

4 douchebags and a Tranny sounds like a great Disney movie!

4:53 pm November, 1 Stephanie said...

Is this some kind of Taco Bell second shift workers reunion?

These barely legals should consider spending more money on other things than tattoos once in a while.

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