Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Screw This Douchebag Crap, Lets Look at Some Ninja Pear
Ninja Pear will take you down.
Through coitus.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Fuggen Aaay
Who’s the monkey on her back?
Flabio?
Fuck. She’s 17.97 years old. She’s gonna leave Culvert, NY for better times. Like Tami the Italian whore who ripped my soul out when I was 17. We were meant to be together, she was even in the samw maternity ward as me the rosacia covered UMILF. Fuck you Tami and your perfect nuisance shooter. Sons. Fuck I’m wasted! Whooooooooooo!
Paunchy D
I’d pay an ample amount of shekels to have Ninja Pear play Kadima with my well-shorn testicles whilst she beat the bottom of my feet with her pliable piss flaps, as she played Pink’s “Let’s Get This Party Started” on a Jew’s Harp. A Jew’s Harp, I says.
Fat Pauly D has huffed more queefs than Rosie O’Donnell! He attends his weekly throat syphilis survivors meetings in Passaic in a chuch basement with a bunch of other Guids that muse and chew the fat over the finer points of chinstrap grooming and styling. I can’t tell if thats his grandmother or one of his bastard children tatted on his arm
Bruce Lee once said of Jeet Kune Do, Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.
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I adopt a similar philosophy in my fighting style, Kumon Yung Woo-woo. Like water, my weapon of choice as an extension (and I mean extended) of my body finds its way through cracks, and adjust myself before the object. I find the best approach is not to find by way round the object but through it, and usually while staying quite rigid.
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I see you there Ninja Pear. You dare challenge me? Well, prepare to defend you tender nethers against my weighty bō which I yield so meatily, as I unleash a spittling torrent of Kumon Yung Woo-woo! Kiai!
JADE WINS
Flawless Victory
Oh, you guys knew that about me when I first signed up.
Question is whether she’d get it.
Hey all! Don’t forget to vote! This young women has convinced me to vote Romney: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j_xkYc66aM&feature=related
She makes a very compelling argubreasts…er, arguMENT. ArguMENT is what I was trying to say.
I’m watchin the news here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/06/us-election-2012-results-live-blog
and I’m drinkin makers mark and getting fucking hammered.
Once the news stations projected Obama as the winner tonight, I switched to Fox News Network to watch that fat cunt Karl Rove cry tears of piss.
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But my remote kept going back to the delicious Erin Burnett at CNN. Delicious I says
You guys are missing the point here. Which is when nerds come up with hot costumes for chicks and then chicks indulge us by wearing said costumes. It’s a brave new world.
Vin,I love you. Four more years! Go President Obama!
I am confused by this mook’s Carrie Ingalls circa ’76 tattoo. I had him pegged as more of a Chrissy Snow type.
I like that Erin Burnett/Paget Brewster cooky looking girl shit. Flame choking projectile velocitors will sell like plaguemasks and pale skinned moneychangers will shake to the ground on this the most ominous of Tuesdays in the Caesarean time keeper. A shrew will take his place after a sixth seal is broken. Sons. A group of Mullatto men named after jungle cats rejoiceth. And by rejoiceth I mean more of the dark man’s phones and Colt 45 by the fire extinguishon apparati on the corsa.
I’m not impressed, Vin. Now as for someEuropean newscasters…
It’s OK reverend… It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.
She has a disturbing low gum line.
How narcissistic do you have to be to get your second grade picture tattooed on your arm? Yes, the world knew even then you would grow up to be a huge douche.
He looks like a partially shaved Ewok.
Doughboy Pauly D loves “Lämpo.”
It has been said that a person’s trustworthiness is directly related to their tooth/gum ratio. I do not trust her.
poor mans pauly D. i said it
Different colored bracelets for different diseases.