Friday, November 9, 2012
Friday Haiku
When Jill groomed her vaj
Todd knew just what to do with
All of the clippings
Mr Chia Head
Scores well above his pay grade
His pubes will kill deal
He has a Dick Nest
To match the hair on his head
A Dick Nest, I says
He’s the centerfold
In Head Lice Illustrated
magazine, this month
— DoucheyWallnuts, on fuccen fire. Fire, I says.
In rememberance
of 1970s porn
moment of silence
— Capt. James T. Douche
A Jew fro flashback
Reminds me of young Starskey
Her Hutch smells of shame.
— Et Tu Douche?
I knew Juan Epstein
This douche has the hair but he
Is no Juan Epstein
— Ich verstehe sie ist heiß
He hasn’t shampooed
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— Sick Rev Chad. Son.
This picture was shot
Just before the lightening hit.
Ignored warning. Dead
Keratin treatment
No match for humidity
Coming from bleeth’s crotch
The “White Guy Afro”
Worse look than “Blonde Black Chick” or
Red-headed Asian
His Jewfro matches
Her popcorn bush, newlyweds
Vegas honeymoon!
Mr Chia Head
Scores well above his pay grade
His pubes will kill deal
In rememberance
of 1970s porn
moment of silence
He has a Dick Nest
To match the hair on his head
A Dick Nest, I says
Bob Ross Jr tries
Happy little tree routine
Ends up with cumfro.
When he’s in the pool
His bathing cap is so big
She can bathe in it
One day he’ll donate
It all to cancer patients
New pubes for the sick
Holy hell! Has that
thing had all the proper shots?
Check it for rabies!!
Jill writes her thesis
On men who will live alone
Todd is not aware
Todd’s bad idea was
huge hair spectacle to hide
his tiny penis
Sadly Tood’s plan failed
when hair growth went to his head
tiny penis still shows
Creatures live in there
A Human Head Habitat
Lions, Tigers, Bears…
When he strips down it
Looks like a cocktail weiner
In a spinach patch
It would be pretty
Cool to see it go up in
Flames MJ style.
Hair Replacement Fail
Donor Site Pubes leave Todd with
Crappy Fro bald crotch
Laughing My Ass Off
Is no way to go through life
I’d hit her monkey hole
This is what happens
When Rogaine and Viagra
Mix. Hairapism
I don’t think that this
picture was taken at a
costume party. Son.
A jew fro flashback
Reminds me of young starsky
Her hutch smells of shame.
Jew fro reminds me
bathroom floor needs a scrubbing
must get some lysol™
One-way plane ticket
from Park Slope to Las Vegas:
Todd’s soul covered cost.
Jill’s body language
suggests she’ll keep her distance,
’til the roofies work.
Fans would not accept
Todd as Beasties’ replacement
for late MCA.
A reverse mowhawk
Would look real good on this guy
I’ll get my razor.
They won’t be laughing
so much when that Brillo pad
scours down Vegas strip.
let Artie Ziff be
a minor Simpsons player
not a style icon
It is Dr. J,
Jewfrow, that is. 5-foot-6,
6-5 with the fro
Jill is out of there
as soon as the coke is gone
Todd weeps flaccid tears
Since when did Hasbro
make a Play-Doh barber shop
for real live douches?
also, Jill for HoH? anyone? I think she’s radiant.
Todd has been declared
a wild bird sanctuary
since the new Jewfro.
Irono-hipsters:
The Zombies will eat them first
after I trip them
No one suspects Todd
as drug mule. Border patrol
won’t search that rat’s nest.
“Where did I leave my
phone?” asks Jill. Todd shakes head like
dog to no avail.
@Douche Springsteen
I can’t get behind any HoH nom without seeing more of the bod… plus we got enough 7’s in there as it is.
This Orthodox Jew
Blows-out and teases his payos
When he goes clubbing
Don’t sit behind Todd
at movies unless you brought
machete from home.
Todd and Jill go out
to celebrate his “Best in
Show” for the toy group.
I second McCrude.
“Where Are They Now,” finds
Shaggy from Scooby Doo is
A human Q-tip
Irono glasses
Out there hair looks like
SoCal soccer coach
I knew Juan Epstein
This douche has the hair but he
Is no Juan Epstein
The perfect couple
Her carpet matches his drapes
Sparks during oral
Curly bush looks great
In retro Demi Moore porn
On hipster head? No!
Listen close and hear
Angela Davis, crying
Salty fuccen tears
Moishe takes a break
From Rabbinical studies
At Silver Lake Schul
After the Hunger Games
Katniss celebrates with a
5 cent gigolo.
Gnarly unchecked hair
Side effect of too much use
Cialas, caffeine
Art Carbuncle knows
He’s shyte without Paul Simon
Learn guitar dammit!
.
http://mightylists.blogspot.com/2009/07/15-white-guys-with-awesome-afros.html
She is pretty hot,
with the exception of her
hairy left booby.
He has no chest hair,
but still needs to button shirt
up over his head.
He don’t look like much
But she likes to fro-squat and
tickle the nethers
He’s the centerfold
In Head Lice Illustrated
magazine, this month
He hasn’t shampooed
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
@McCrudeshoes
Good point. She does have a pretty face. Assuming she’s a solid C cup and has a good pear, I’d say it’s worth a consideration.
In a perfect world
The authorities would make
Him cut his hair off
Youse guys got to check
Out Lucky Punkass, DB1
Has issues with white Christians.
The smell of his fro
Has put this girl in a daze
Doesn’t need Roofies
True equality
Endangers the elite, hence —
Divide and conquer
When Debt Bomb explodes
“New America” will be
Like the “Old Russia”
.
16 Trill in debt
Will make the poor much poorer
Dumb liberal fucks
The only thing
That grows out from the middle
Is Plinky’s fat Mom
New America
Is no mystery, will be
exactly like Greece
Kinda sad when not only is the writing on the wall, but it gives away the ending and still no one pays attention.
Washington State Douche
Celebrates real victory:
long live Mary Jane!
The Rev hungover
too much homegrown kind buds
Missed the monkeyhole.
Meetings all day, Son
Winners picked after work, Son.
Much like my nose. Son.
MC Serch dropped weight
dropped rhymes, science and knowledge
grew his high top fade
Not hungover Et
Tu, biannual quinzy, George
Washington died from it, Fuck that’s not a Haiku. Going to get antibiotics in a few. Go Obama!
What’s with their glasses?
Everything’s gotta match?
She’s stopped trimming, too?