Friday, November 16, 2012

Friday Haiku

Gabe smiles, because soon
They’re knocking him out with their
American Thighs…

Old School Seventies
Gary’s Head is not Hairiest
Thing in the Picture

– Flounder

Inhibitions drop
As do standards for sex romp
One time at band camp

– THEONETRUEDOUCHE

One piece bathing suits
Needed to hide huge bushes
Thank god for waxing
~~~~~
This picture is bad
Imagine what porn looked like
When photo was taken
~~~~~
Thick legged women
And guys with fros ruled the day
And people got laid

– DoucheyWallnuts

Before the term douche
was coined, bad decisions were
basic and hairy.
~~~~~
His belly is what
flesh-lights are made of. Keep that
in mind when you fap.

– Bag Margera

It hides the stash
In the fro or it gets the
Hose. The groovy hose.
~~~~~
They don’t get the crabs
Since the herbicide was sprayed
On her Monkey Hole.
~~~~~
Next frightening hair
Style after Farrah will be the
Dorothy Hamill.

– The (very) Reverend Chad Kroeger, Esq., Son

High score on Dig-Dug
Banged Orange Julius girls
Peaked in eighty-two
~~~~~
Juan’s weenus peeks out
From his epic Jungle Bush
Like a moray eel

– Ich verstehe sie ist heiß

DB1′s dad at
Camp Hayyawannafuckme
brings back memories.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

This was taken back
When it was still hip to say
“Lets make whoopie, babe!”

– Capt. James T. Douche

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7:15 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is old school stuff
Both of those chicks are sporting
Diaphragms, no doubt

7:21 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is horrible,
The bulging moose knuckle is
Staring right at us!

7:27 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This was taken back
When it was still hip to say
“Lets make whoopie babe!”

7:29 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

Before the term douche
was coined, bad decisions were
basic and hairy.

7:30 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One piece bathing suits
Needed to hide huge bushes
Thank god for waxing

7:31 am November, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Young Rev Chad spring break
Trying to work double play
Many moons ago

7:33 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Memory lane brings
Us back to a commerical
For Massengil douche!

7:34 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

The Thompson sisters
discover a new species
of pale jellyfish.

7:35 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture is bad
Imagine what porn looked like
When photo was taken

7:36 am November, 16 Bag em, Tag em said...

Ladies, Ladies,….Please…
I am NOT from Havana
Oh, and You’re Welcome

7:36 am November, 16 saulgoode42 said...

FBI Witness
Program is very advanced
This guy’s really black

7:40 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

After the divorce,
Jane found this old photo and
found strength to move on.

7:41 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Another friday
Of Jewfros and popcorn bush
’79 rocked!

7:42 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Welcome Back Kotter
Is the inspiration for
This fuccen douchebag

7:44 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Hey, even remnant
Carpet salesman gotta cut
Loose once in a while.

7:51 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

When Gene Shalit was
young, he was able to mack
tonks, with puns alone.

7:59 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They have each earned one
Complimentary mustache
Ride thanks to Morty!

8:07 am November, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Inhibitions drop
As do standards for sex romp
One time at band camp

8:09 am November, 16 Douche Springsteen said...

lakeside recklessness
Disco Stu don’t advertise
still pulls vintage tail

8:09 am November, 16 Dan said...

Something something thing
something something something thing
Welcome Back, Kotter

8:10 am November, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Howard Stern tells of
His Summer Camp Sex Hijinks
Is This Photo Proof?

8:10 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

They can’t seem to take
their hands off of Schnitzler’s milk
white office body.

8:15 am November, 16 Troy Tempest said...

1981
hotts rub the buddha belly
make the jew fro grow.

8:17 am November, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

2012

They left us to soon
Horshack and Epstein Tribute
Gabe Kaplan gets poon

8:18 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Thick legged women
And guys with fros ruled the day
And people got laid

8:19 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Unfortunately
Bath salts won’t be around for
30 some odd years…

8:20 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Still this will be one
Hell of a snuff film when its
Filmed and site cleaned up!

8:20 am November, 16 UFO Destroyers said...

Wierd Al sittin’ on
The dock of the bay. The day
the muffintops died.

8:21 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Everyone got laid
In the 1970s
Even this Fro-bag

8:22 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

Grey overcast means
Myron can leave camp, and pitch
a tent with tanned twins.

8:22 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Didn’t need bath salts
In the 1970s
We had real drugs then

8:24 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Qualuudes made bath salts
Look like Morton Table salt
God I miss those pills

8:24 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

What sort of goodies
Did the Chairman like to toot
Up or smoke I says??

8:26 am November, 16 Morbo said...

Weird Al scores two hotts;
Accordionists rejoice
that there is still hope

8:28 am November, 16 Flounder said...

Old School Seventies
Gary’s Head is not Hairiest
Thing in the Picture

8:28 am November, 16 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Experimental
breeding. Mix Air Supply guy
with a dash of Oates

8:28 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

Uncle George wants you
to know how much easier
life was in his day.

8:29 am November, 16 Morbo said...

What’s hairier? ‘Fro,
mustache, or their unkempt bush?
It’s 70s. Bush.

8:33 am November, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Girls Giggle and
Say, “My you are so skinny”
“Jazzercise” he says.

8:40 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

The only part of
him they can touch. Hairy parts
will drag them to swamp.

8:40 am November, 16 Flounder said...

Ginger and Mary Anne
Bush Hair Unite Into Man
Lives to paint Happy Trees

8:43 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It hides the stash
In the fro or it gets the
Hose. The groovy hose.

8:44 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Picture taken on
Polaroid Bushomatic
I see short curlies.

8:45 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the seventies
Oral sex came with toothpicks
And gonorrhea.

8:47 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One time, at scout camp
I shoved the pack leaders cock
Up my man pussy.

8:51 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The funny thing with
Ludes is that pictures like this
Happened oftenly.

8:52 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the seventies
You had to search for hours to
Find a chicks wet hole.

8:53 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

Returning to the
Poo Lagoon, this guy Dirty
Sanchez’d his whole head.

8:54 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the seventies
Sex got you shag rug burn and
Shag crotch burn. Junior.

8:54 am November, 16 Morbo said...

“Friday the 13th”
inspired by this scene of
Summer camp horror

8:55 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My mom used to sniff
My fingers for doobies. And
Floss teeth for loose bush.

8:56 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the seventies the
Cure for zits was Clearasil
And a good bush scrub.

8:59 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The P90X
Was invented by the stoned
Spawn of this threesome.

9:00 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Back in these days your
Parents shreiked ” I found this Cheap
Trick album Mister!”

9:02 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A pastoral time
Before the evil geniuses
Create BMX.

9:03 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These three are gonna
Get dirty and tape home porn
With giant camera.

9:04 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Day at tke lake brought
To you buy the AMC
Pacer with 8-track.

9:05 am November, 16 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

High score on Dig-Dug
Banged Orange Julius girls
Peaked in eighty-two

9:05 am November, 16 douche equis said...

Labor dispute roils,
Hostess closed, no more Ho-Hos,
DB1 bereft.

9:07 am November, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Boss wasn’t kidding
he really is out of pics
hits family album

9:08 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They don’t get the crabs
Since the herbicide was sprayed
On her Monkey Hole.

9:10 am November, 16 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Morty never got
Any trim until he found
A top notch weed man

9:10 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

First kid on block with
Pong. Herschel’s been getting some
Tail since Nixon.

9:11 am November, 16 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Juan’s weenus peeks out
From his epic Jungle Bush
Like a moray eel

9:12 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Upstate swim chicks are
Fooled by disguise. This guy ain’t
No Mark Spitz. Mark Schlitz?

9:13 am November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

DB1′s dad at
Camp Hayyawannafuckme
brings back memories.

9:14 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Next frightening hair
Style after Farrah will be the
Dorothy Hamill.

9:14 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

His belly is what
fleshlights are made of. Keep that
in mind when you fap.

9:24 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kids only concern
Is that their day goes over
A Fiscal Spliff.

9:27 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When they hit eighties
Warm afternoons will be with
Mom’s new Betamax.

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