Friday, November 16, 2012

Friday Haiku

Gabe smiles, because soon

They’re knocking him out with their

American Thighs…

Old School Seventies

Gary’s Head is not Hairiest

Thing in the Picture

– Flounder

Inhibitions drop

As do standards for sex romp

One time at band camp

– THEONETRUEDOUCHE

One piece bathing suits

Needed to hide huge bushes

Thank god for waxing

~~~~~

This picture is bad

Imagine what porn looked like

When photo was taken

~~~~~

Thick legged women

And guys with fros ruled the day

And people got laid

– DoucheyWallnuts

Before the term douche

was coined, bad decisions were

basic and hairy.

~~~~~

His belly is what

flesh-lights are made of. Keep that

in mind when you fap.

– Bag Margera

It hides the stash

In the fro or it gets the

Hose. The groovy hose.

~~~~~

They don’t get the crabs

Since the herbicide was sprayed

On her Monkey Hole.

~~~~~

Next frightening hair

Style after Farrah will be the

Dorothy Hamill.

– The (very) Reverend Chad Kroeger, Esq., Son

High score on Dig-Dug

Banged Orange Julius girls

Peaked in eighty-two

~~~~~

Juan’s weenus peeks out

From his epic Jungle Bush

Like a moray eel

– Ich verstehe sie ist heiß

DB1′s dad at

Camp Hayyawannafuckme

brings back memories.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

This was taken back

When it was still hip to say

“Lets make whoopie, babe!”

– Capt. James T. Douche

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:15 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is old school stuff

Both of those chicks are sporting

Diaphragms, no doubt

7:21 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is horrible,

The bulging moose knuckle is

Staring right at us!

7:27 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This was taken back

When it was still hip to say

“Lets make whoopie babe!”

7:29 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

Before the term douche

was coined, bad decisions were

basic and hairy.

7:30 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One piece bathing suits

Needed to hide huge bushes

Thank god for waxing

7:31 am November, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Young Rev Chad spring break

Trying to work double play

Many moons ago

7:33 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Memory lane brings

Us back to a commerical

For Massengil douche!

7:34 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

The Thompson sisters

discover a new species

of pale jellyfish.

7:35 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture is bad

Imagine what porn looked like

When photo was taken

7:36 am November, 16 Bag em, Tag em said...

Ladies, Ladies,….Please…

I am NOT from Havana

Oh, and You’re Welcome

7:36 am November, 16 saulgoode42 said...

FBI Witness

Program is very advanced

This guy’s really black

7:40 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

After the divorce,

Jane found this old photo and

found strength to move on.

7:41 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Another friday

Of Jewfros and popcorn bush

’79 rocked!

7:42 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Welcome Back Kotter

Is the inspiration for

This fuccen douchebag

7:44 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Hey, even remnant

Carpet salesman gotta cut

Loose once in a while.

7:51 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

When Gene Shalit was

young, he was able to mack

tonks, with puns alone.

7:59 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They have each earned one

Complimentary mustache

Ride thanks to Morty!

8:07 am November, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Inhibitions drop

As do standards for sex romp

One time at band camp

8:09 am November, 16 Douche Springsteen said...

lakeside recklessness

Disco Stu don’t advertise

still pulls vintage tail

8:09 am November, 16 Dan said...

Something something thing

something something something thing

Welcome Back, Kotter

8:10 am November, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Howard Stern tells of

His Summer Camp Sex Hijinks

Is This Photo Proof?

8:10 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

They can’t seem to take

their hands off of Schnitzler’s milk

white office body.

8:15 am November, 16 Troy Tempest said...

1981

hotts rub the buddha belly

make the jew fro grow.

8:17 am November, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

2012

They left us to soon

Horshack and Epstein Tribute

Gabe Kaplan gets poon

8:18 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Thick legged women

And guys with fros ruled the day

And people got laid

8:19 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Unfortunately

Bath salts won’t be around for

30 some odd years…

8:20 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Still this will be one

Hell of a snuff film when its

Filmed and site cleaned up!

8:20 am November, 16 UFO Destroyers said...

Wierd Al sittin’ on

The dock of the bay. The day

the muffintops died.

8:21 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Everyone got laid

In the 1970s

Even this Fro-bag

8:22 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

Grey overcast means

Myron can leave camp, and pitch

a tent with tanned twins.

8:22 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Didn’t need bath salts

In the 1970s

We had real drugs then

8:24 am November, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Qualuudes made bath salts

Look like Morton Table salt

God I miss those pills

8:24 am November, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

What sort of goodies

Did the Chairman like to toot

Up or smoke I says??

8:26 am November, 16 Morbo said...

Weird Al scores two hotts;

Accordionists rejoice

that there is still hope

8:28 am November, 16 Flounder said...

Old School Seventies

Gary’s Head is not Hairiest

Thing in the Picture

8:28 am November, 16 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Experimental

breeding. Mix Air Supply guy

with a dash of Oates

8:28 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

Uncle George wants you

to know how much easier

life was in his day.

8:29 am November, 16 Morbo said...

What’s hairier? ‘Fro,

mustache, or their unkempt bush?

It’s 70s. Bush.

8:33 am November, 16 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Girls Giggle and

Say, “My you are so skinny”

“Jazzercise” he says.

8:40 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

The only part of

him they can touch. Hairy parts

will drag them to swamp.

8:40 am November, 16 Flounder said...

Ginger and Mary Anne

Bush Hair Unite Into Man

Lives to paint Happy Trees

8:43 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It hides the stash

In the fro or it gets the

Hose. The groovy hose.

8:44 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Picture taken on

Polaroid Bushomatic

I see short curlies.

8:45 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the seventies

Oral sex came with toothpicks

And gonorrhea.

8:47 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One time, at scout camp

I shoved the pack leaders cock

Up my man pussy.

8:51 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The funny thing with

Ludes is that pictures like this

Happened oftenly.

8:52 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the seventies

You had to search for hours to

Find a chicks wet hole.

8:53 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

Returning to the

Poo Lagoon, this guy Dirty

Sanchez’d his whole head.

8:54 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the seventies

Sex got you shag rug burn and

Shag crotch burn. Junior.

8:54 am November, 16 Morbo said...

“Friday the 13th”

inspired by this scene of

Summer camp horror

8:55 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My mom used to sniff

My fingers for doobies. And

Floss teeth for loose bush.

8:56 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the seventies the

Cure for zits was Clearasil

And a good bush scrub.

8:59 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The P90X

Was invented by the stoned

Spawn of this threesome.

9:00 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Back in these days your

Parents shreiked ” I found this Cheap

Trick album Mister!”

9:02 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A pastoral time

Before the evil geniuses

Create BMX.

9:03 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These three are gonna

Get dirty and tape home porn

With giant camera.

9:04 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Day at tke lake brought

To you buy the AMC

Pacer with 8-track.

9:05 am November, 16 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

High score on Dig-Dug

Banged Orange Julius girls

Peaked in eighty-two

9:05 am November, 16 douche equis said...

Labor dispute roils,

Hostess closed, no more Ho-Hos,

DB1 bereft.

9:07 am November, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Boss wasn’t kidding

he really is out of pics

hits family album

9:08 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They don’t get the crabs

Since the herbicide was sprayed

On her Monkey Hole.

9:10 am November, 16 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Morty never got

Any trim until he found

A top notch weed man

9:10 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

First kid on block with

Pong. Herschel’s been getting some

Tail since Nixon.

9:11 am November, 16 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Juan’s weenus peeks out

From his epic Jungle Bush

Like a moray eel

9:12 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Upstate swim chicks are

Fooled by disguise. This guy ain’t

No Mark Spitz. Mark Schlitz?

9:13 am November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

DB1’s dad at

Camp Hayyawannafuckme

brings back memories.

9:14 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Next frightening hair

Style after Farrah will be the

Dorothy Hamill.

9:14 am November, 16 Bag Margera said...

His belly is what

fleshlights are made of. Keep that

in mind when you fap.

9:24 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kids only concern

Is that their day goes over

A Fiscal Spliff.

9:27 am November, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When they hit eighties

Warm afternoons will be with

Mom’s new Betamax.

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