Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Conceptual Paradox is a Cruel and Ironic She-Bitch


So what if I told you that the Twinkie will likely be saved, but it will now be owned by the icon of herpsterbaggery, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer?

Surely you’re joking Mr. Feynman.

The idea that my once-favorite cheap beer, now coopted by Movember Instagramateurs and rendered fully Beer-Bleeth, could somehow partake in owning my delightful golden vanilla snack cake treat, is a concept too paradoxical to comprehend.

But good news nonetheless, for the Tasty Snack Treat Diet ™ that I’ve patented will likely live on.

Ah, screw it.

Lets get some Lil’ Debbie instead.

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10:00 am November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Obama needs to step in: Too yummy to fail

10:29 am November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like Flag Pears.

10:46 am November, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wazzup with ol’ raccoon eyes there? She looks like an extra from night of the living dead

10:46 am November, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin, sure he has a meticulously sculpted beard, but I wouldn’t call him yummy.

10:49 am November, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Someone better get a bladerunner to test that demon-eyed cougar. I think she needs retiring.

10:59 am November, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I know this is probably heresy, but aren’t Zingers just Twinkies with extra frosting (and therefore better?)

11:01 am November, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Oh, god, that picture has way too much eyeliner! People! looking like a racoon does not make you attractive. Except possibly to racoons.
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Michelle keeps Obama from stepping in. She has this notion that Twinkies are bad for you.

11:07 am November, 20 The Dude said...

If I was the dicktator, strapless dresses and halter tops would be mandatory uniforms. And Daisy Duke shorts.
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And those bikinis that tie on the side.
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Or nothing. Nothing is good, in a good way.

11:12 am November, 20 The Dude said...

People still don’t get my “I fucked a twinkie once” joke. I tried it at all the weekend parties, which seem to be continuing thru this week. Victims of my failed attempt at double entendre just look at me with furrowed brows and too much eyeliner.
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Avant Garde

11:39 am November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Russell Brand, falsely accused douchebag on this very site, lets the discussion flow with some Westboro Baptist Church “God Hates Fag’s” dudes.
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Who’s the douchebag?

12:41 pm November, 20 Wheezer said...

At least the former Drama Club bro in the back is ready to wretch in Benzino’s presence. I hope he doesn’t chunk on the boobies.

9:52 pm November, 20 Stephanie said...

It looks like the cat litter box is full and the cat didn’t cover it up. It stinks so badly,that the cat just takes off really fast.

10:17 pm November, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

British Flag-Butt would not be particularly appealing to Twinks, for the record.

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