Monday, November 26, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: Minigroo and Sophia

Minigroo isn’t an uberbag, although let us not go gentle into that douchey t-shirt. Minigroo makes no douche-face and makes no douche-hand-gesture.

But bling + steve tatts and A/Xholery are not excusible. ‘Bag.

On the hott Sophia offers footnoted references to early 11th Century Kabballah notes on butt fondle by none other than Maimonides himself. For that, I daven her tzochkies with deep and pensive reposic celebration, and then rub my Crisco-lubed forehead on her ankles with a vigorous shaking motion.

Last week saw Hairwolf and Kelly, Semitic Celebrity Glute, and GAH!

But none more HC and DB than this pairing.

We’re almost at the last Monthly before a subdued and quiet 2012 Douchie Awards. You ready? You mirin? Come at him, bro.

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7:31 am November, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’ve surrendered to the renoB in my pants that was induced by Sophia.

8:13 am November, 26 Leery said...

Minigroo has also been seen here before with a stickbleeth

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/PlasticSmiles.jpeg

8:14 am November, 26 Leery said...

Minigroo also seen here

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/PlasticSmiles.jpeg

9:11 am November, 26 The Dude said...

That explains her baby bump, because Minigroo’s mini certainly has nothing to do with it.

9:26 am November, 26 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

He seems to happy to be a total tool…..and her arm is so skinny I could use it as a toothpick.

9:45 am November, 26 Peter said...

Sophia is several shades of hotness and any leniency considerations for Minigroo are wildly overestimated. His foulness is 100% douche.

9:54 am November, 26 Douchble Helix said...

I give ‘im a notta.

10:25 am November, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her hand is so thin it might break as she released the weight of my trouser tuna from my pants.

10:26 am November, 26 Vin Douchal said...

She is fine .

11:11 am November, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

He may come in 12th against his gristlier compatriats in the fight for the Annual, but she is most certainly grade A prime Hottness with a double side of viking yogurt.

11:51 am November, 26 creature said...

minigroo is like Lennie in ‘Of Mice & Men’….harmless until confronted with complex thoughts or emotions…eg what to order for lunch
if Sophia can do the nekkid wheel barrow, well, then i’d be a big fan

1:39 pm November, 26 Troy Tempest said...

Sophia is just totally amped thinking about her future shuttling rugrats to soccer practice.
Minigroo is not amped thinking about his future working the deli counter at Safeway, because Minigroo can’t think.

8:45 pm November, 26 Stephanie said...

I just see a barrel of monkeys like him. Pooping and throwing their poop at each other,and the people looking at them. One big giant poopfest.

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