Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Benzino and the Woo Hotts get ready for the 2012 Douchie Awards
Yup. That’s Pink Popped Collar.
The way it had to be.
If I can figure a calendar out, I believe the 2012 Douchies’ll start in about two weeks. A stripped down, quiet affair. Less awards, but more potency. Something like that.
Benzino’s already phoning it in.
And then phoning it in with a vase/shoe thingy.
And then phoning it in with a grilled cheese.
That’s how the playahs roll, kids.
If y’all want to contribute an award, drop me a line. Don’t cost nuthin’.
That’s it!
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I’m setting up a parallel site to siphon off these Benzino pics.
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Watch for: http://www.hotchickswithBenzino.com
^ huh. WordPress automatically made that a link…
Tranny Alert! Tranny Alert!
Watch for http://hotchickswithBenzinoWhoReallySucksDick.com
Hey I like that!^
http://HotTrannieswithDouchebags.com
Benzino has the upper body of a 12-year old girl who has yet to reach the onset of Menarche. Menarche, I says.
Has anyone consulted with the animals? Is this what the Germans are concerned with? Does this mean no more trips to Deutchland for Plinky and his mom?
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http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/world/germany-to-ban-sex-with-animals-report/story-fnddckzi-1226524544281
^Jumping Jebus on a pogo stick, DoucheyWallnuts!
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Message to the people of Earth: You’ve clearly won the “Craziest animal on the planet” contest – please stop competing.
Photo of Benzino in the pink popper is after he ate that grilled cheese. Dispeptic and gas-y
Bustiers by new hot vegas boutique, ‘Hoover Dayyammm!’
That’s the largest mass of breasts ever assembled in one place. Ever.
Mary Mammageddon phoned, and would like to dispute FoghornLeghorn’s statement.
You wouldn’t say that the 2012 Douchies are a wide open field. My bookie stopped taking my calls weeks ago. Not even a giant Stackhousian performance can deny Benzino his destiny.
[Germany to ban sex with animals: report]
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Will Germany build a wall to keep Mississippi Gulf Coast horses out of their country?
Germany. It’s not all Mercedes-Benz assembly lines and Octoberfest you know.
“You can’t stop Benzito. You can only hope to contain him.”
I’m guessing Benzino’s “size” doesn’t take much to contain……
Standing with these “women” does not make you straight.
Despite hanging out with trannies pink shirt still looks like he’d rather be tossing salad and polishing head.