Friday, November 30, 2012

Friday Haiku

Gabe’s O.C.D. rages;
Must…Pop…Balloons…*CAN’T RESIST*
Silicone drowns Gabe.

Sweet face and cute tits
Contrast arm and thigh tattoos
And fat f*ck douchebag

– DoucheyWallnuts

Another douchebag
In way over his pay grade
Jergens at home

Mystery hand in
The background making the L
Gesture says it all!

– Capt. James T. Douche

 

 

This twinkie’s filling
supports a shelf that has an put
infinite shelf life.

– Charles Douchewin

Gabe’s forced grin reveals
No love for the funbags. Crows
“ANY-COCK’L-DOO!!!”

– Mr. Scrotato Head

He’s been a sad clown
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

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7:12 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sweet face and cute tits
Contrast arm and thigh tattoos
And fat fuck douchebag

7:14 am November, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Another douchebag
In way over his pay grade
Jergens at home

7:16 am November, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mystery hand in
The background making the L
Gesture says it all!

7:21 am November, 30 The Dude said...

Nice touch Gabriel
Now tell me, does the carpet
Match the drapes below?

7:21 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pink stain in her hair
From head she got from fatso
Now has Skank’s Remorse

7:25 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fatso McMohawk
Has awful halitosis
Bleeth tries to avoid

7:26 am November, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Gabe’s got Rooster Comb
Plus Faux Tux and ear piercing.
I just got nauseous.

7:27 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

On Bleeth Jeopardy
Fat douche says, “I’ll take fake tits
For 50, Alex

7:29 am November, 30 saulgoode42 said...

Jay Leno’s daughter
Plans to take one on the chin
Ron likes the bolt-ons.

7:29 am November, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

All he is getting
From her is a motorboat
Session and drink bill

7:30 am November, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Chick’s got whole sleeve tat?
I thought that move was reserved
for the male douchebags!

7:33 am November, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Gabe bumps into his
Old special ed teacher from
Vocational school.

7:38 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Club scene detritus
Hits a new low with these two
My renoB is dead

7:47 am November, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

AntiGravity
Mams are undeniably
unbleethliveable.

7:48 am November, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

This twinkie’s filling
supports a shelf that has an
infinite shelf life.

7:50 am November, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

smiles as fake as boobs
da club can’t fill god-shaped void
no one’s having fun

8:03 am November, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

A girl can get by
pretty well with breasts like that.
She should aim higher.

8:07 am November, 30 ehcuodouche said...

Unemployed sweathawk
Had biology major
Identifies boobs

8:12 am November, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

His mohawk shouts out
“People always ignore me!”
Won’t change that fact, though.

8:15 am November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Gabe’s forced grin reveals
No love for the funbags. Crows
“ANY-COCK’L-DOO!!!”

8:17 am November, 30 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

“Worst threesome ever”
Thinks Pierre Grandhomme. As he
heads for the exit.

8:21 am November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Shorts reveal Tiger
Tatt on thigh. How ’bout showing
Pussy in between?

8:26 am November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Gabe’s a funny guy
Watches Stooges during sex
Well, ten seconds worth.

8:44 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Pancake-boobed bleeth
smiles at Snuffaluffagus’
anal brush. Wipe please!

8:46 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A tuxedo shirt?
Really? That schtick died before
either of them born.

8:49 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is front page haiku
result of too much drinking?
Check syllable counts.

8:49 am November, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s been a sad clown
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

8:52 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

DB1 pitches
new reality show “You
want shake with that bro?”

8:52 am November, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Yellow is the color
That bad tat needles bring out.
Jaundice is thy name.

9:00 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Weren’t both of them in
this Sir Mix-A-Lot vid?
He had lesser role.

9:03 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Meth Head meets Meat Head
Is just like Twilight without
The hot Vampires

9:09 am November, 30 massadouchetts said...

Blind bag Joe Smiley
Totally misses her sitting
Tiger by the palm

9:20 am November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Aiy! Baloon pillows
Un Nyaa Ahh Ahh, Moe, Larry!
Fellers, get the cheese

9:32 am November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Tux t-shirt, Gabe please
That scene dated and cliche
Boobs always in style

9:35 am November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Gabe wore this T ’cause
19-0h Patriots shirt
In dryer at mom’s

9:37 am November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Spin-off for Fox show
“Raising Dope” starring this mess
Keeps hot cashier shtick

9:37 am November, 30 Bag em, Tag em said...

Faux-xido Guido
Proper attire lacking
Please leave premises

9:39 am November, 30 Bag em, Tag em said...

Terrible Tat Tess
Ink done for every ‘bag killed
still room on her chest

10:01 am November, 30 creature said...

palmtree on one thigh
sandy beach on the other
pineapple between

10:03 am November, 30 creature said...

coconut Sally
recognizes the danger
humour the ourang

10:03 am November, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Tuxedo Tee,
Pointing out the bewbs,
Orange Mohawk,
Should have been ‘Last of the Mohawks’
Curse you James Fenimore Cooper

10:10 am November, 30 creature said...

lesson one for douche
grit teeth, point at her boobies
will get you nowhere

10:12 am November, 30 creature said...

mohawk fat ass chimp
identifies new canvas
for his needle dick

10:49 am November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Gage is ten years old
With a fake boob sized thyroid
Cancer is a bitch

11:06 am November, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Gabe is so happy!
He picked a boog and WILL share.
Primates at their best!

11:18 am November, 30 The Dude said...

Where’s the gyroscope?
It must have disappeared in
her big monkeyhole.

11:51 am November, 30 creature said...

monkeyhole enhanced
by a surgical process
gyroscope destroyed

12:07 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

After lunch these two
Look even worse than they did
Now that I’ve eaten

12:10 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

These two are on the
Douche/Bleeth cliff; should be pushed off
Crisis averted

12:11 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gyroscope was crushed
When this fat docuhebags sat in
Her big Monkeyhole

4:50 am December, 1 bigdave said...

pretty sure he’s just her mate…pretty vague what constitutes a douchebag on here, he looks like a decent enough guy…

7:28 am March, 8 Mik said...

What’s with stupid smile u cock head

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