Friday, November 30, 2012

Friday Haiku

Gabe’s O.C.D. rages;

Must…Pop…Balloons…*CAN’T RESIST*

Silicone drowns Gabe.

Sweet face and cute tits

Contrast arm and thigh tattoos

And fat f*ck douchebag

– DoucheyWallnuts

Another douchebag

In way over his pay grade

Jergens at home

Mystery hand in

The background making the L

Gesture says it all!

– Capt. James T. Douche

 

 

This twinkie’s filling

supports a shelf that has an put

infinite shelf life.

– Charles Douchewin

Gabe’s forced grin reveals

No love for the funbags. Crows

“ANY-COCK’L-DOO!!!”

– Mr. Scrotato Head

He’s been a sad clown

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:12 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sweet face and cute tits

Contrast arm and thigh tattoos

And fat fuck douchebag

7:14 am November, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Another douchebag

In way over his pay grade

Jergens at home

7:16 am November, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mystery hand in

The background making the L

Gesture says it all!

7:21 am November, 30 The Dude said...

Nice touch Gabriel

Now tell me, does the carpet

Match the drapes below?

7:21 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pink stain in her hair

From head she got from fatso

Now has Skank’s Remorse

7:25 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fatso McMohawk

Has awful halitosis

Bleeth tries to avoid

7:26 am November, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Gabe’s got Rooster Comb

Plus Faux Tux and ear piercing.

I just got nauseous.

7:27 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

On Bleeth Jeopardy

Fat douche says, “I’ll take fake tits

For 50, Alex

7:29 am November, 30 saulgoode42 said...

Jay Leno’s daughter

Plans to take one on the chin

Ron likes the bolt-ons.

7:29 am November, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

All he is getting

From her is a motorboat

Session and drink bill

7:30 am November, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Chick’s got whole sleeve tat?

I thought that move was reserved

for the male douchebags!

7:33 am November, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Gabe bumps into his

Old special ed teacher from

Vocational school.

7:38 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Club scene detritus

Hits a new low with these two

My renoB is dead

7:47 am November, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

AntiGravity

Mams are undeniably

unbleethliveable.

7:48 am November, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

This twinkie’s filling

supports a shelf that has an

infinite shelf life.

7:50 am November, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

smiles as fake as boobs

da club can’t fill god-shaped void

no one’s having fun

8:03 am November, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

A girl can get by

pretty well with breasts like that.

She should aim higher.

8:07 am November, 30 ehcuodouche said...

Unemployed sweathawk

Had biology major

Identifies boobs

8:12 am November, 30 FoghornLeghorn said...

His mohawk shouts out

“People always ignore me!”

Won’t change that fact, though.

8:15 am November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Gabe’s forced grin reveals

No love for the funbags. Crows

“ANY-COCK’L-DOO!!!”

8:17 am November, 30 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

“Worst threesome ever”

Thinks Pierre Grandhomme. As he

heads for the exit.

8:21 am November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Shorts reveal Tiger

Tatt on thigh. How ’bout showing

Pussy in between?

8:26 am November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Gabe’s a funny guy

Watches Stooges during sex

Well, ten seconds worth.

8:44 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Pancake-boobed bleeth

smiles at Snuffaluffagus’

anal brush. Wipe please!

8:46 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A tuxedo shirt?

Really? That schtick died before

either of them born.

8:49 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is front page haiku

result of too much drinking?

Check syllable counts.

8:49 am November, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s been a sad clown

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

8:52 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

DB1 pitches

new reality show “You

want shake with that bro?”

8:52 am November, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Yellow is the color

That bad tat needles bring out.

Jaundice is thy name.

9:00 am November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Weren’t both of them in

this Sir Mix-A-Lot vid?

He had lesser role.

9:03 am November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Meth Head meets Meat Head

Is just like Twilight without

The hot Vampires

9:09 am November, 30 massadouchetts said...

Blind bag Joe Smiley

Totally misses her sitting

Tiger by the palm

9:20 am November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Aiy! Baloon pillows

Un Nyaa Ahh Ahh, Moe, Larry!

Fellers, get the cheese

9:32 am November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Tux t-shirt, Gabe please

That scene dated and cliche

Boobs always in style

9:35 am November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Gabe wore this T ’cause

19-0h Patriots shirt

In dryer at mom’s

9:37 am November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Spin-off for Fox show

“Raising Dope” starring this mess

Keeps hot cashier shtick

9:37 am November, 30 Bag em, Tag em said...

Faux-xido Guido

Proper attire lacking

Please leave premises

9:39 am November, 30 Bag em, Tag em said...

Terrible Tat Tess

Ink done for every ‘bag killed

still room on her chest

10:01 am November, 30 creature said...

palmtree on one thigh

sandy beach on the other

pineapple between

10:03 am November, 30 creature said...

coconut Sally

recognizes the danger

humour the ourang

10:03 am November, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Tuxedo Tee,

Pointing out the bewbs,

Orange Mohawk,

Should have been ‘Last of the Mohawks’

Curse you James Fenimore Cooper

10:10 am November, 30 creature said...

lesson one for douche

grit teeth, point at her boobies

will get you nowhere

10:12 am November, 30 creature said...

mohawk fat ass chimp

identifies new canvas

for his needle dick

10:49 am November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Gage is ten years old

With a fake boob sized thyroid

Cancer is a bitch

11:06 am November, 30 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Gabe is so happy!

He picked a boog and WILL share.

Primates at their best!

11:18 am November, 30 The Dude said...

Where’s the gyroscope?

It must have disappeared in

her big monkeyhole.

11:51 am November, 30 creature said...

monkeyhole enhanced

by a surgical process

gyroscope destroyed

12:07 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

After lunch these two

Look even worse than they did

Now that I’ve eaten

12:10 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

These two are on the

Douche/Bleeth cliff; should be pushed off

Crisis averted

12:11 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gyroscope was crushed

When this fat docuhebags sat in

Her big Monkeyhole

4:50 am December, 1 bigdave said...

pretty sure he’s just her mate…pretty vague what constitutes a douchebag on here, he looks like a decent enough guy…

7:28 am March, 8 Mik said...

What’s with stupid smile u cock head

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