Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

4:11 pm December, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

God bless America where you can love someone of any color. Including orange.

4:18 pm December, 11 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The exact moment in time when the kid in the upper left becomes self aware that he has been dealt a losing hand in the genetic lottery.

4:28 pm December, 11 Tits McGee said...

My buddy used to work in a tanning salon to support his crippling marijuana addiction before the Grieco virus hit. He would tell people that they should use the spray tan system only if they wanted their friends to ask them where they found a puddle of mud in which to roll around.

These silly people obviously never had the benefit of a friend to tell them how ridiculous they look.

4:40 pm December, 11 FredN. said...

Said it before (about this pic), and say it again: totally wrong to post pics of kids on this site.

4:57 pm December, 11 hermit said...

You gotta’ give dude some credit, he keeps Mrs. Tapoutsky well-serviced.

Those kids are all nine months apart and she appears to be with child.

5:20 pm December, 11 plasticman said...

Douchiest pic ever

5:41 pm December, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hate this family. They are much uglier than mine and fashion deficient, not that I know about fashion. My exams are done. Aced all three today and Mrs, Kroeger’s application for tax amnesty has been prepared by a knowledgeable Lawyer with a PHd in Tax Avoidance (respect) who only required a minor retainer to get things going.

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In celebration of the family Tapout I feel that we need a song from a barely clothed Canadian who reluctantly agreed to be part of this festival of nonsense. After I meet my tax accountant tomorrow morning the heavy music will begin.

Son.

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Please welcome to the Douchies” stage the lovely co-house band this year, Ms. Sarah MacLaughlin.

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5:52 pm December, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m going to get stoned in my right-to-work yard. The Machine is gripping us ever so slightly and making union work derelict. We pray for the unionistas that they may save the concessions laid upon their doorstep for a century by their benefactors the agents of capital. I really don’t see what unions are representing other than safety and laziness anymore. Did I just say that? Son.

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Troy?

6:05 pm December, 11 Edwin Winnipeg said...

It looks like the middle child just realized what kind of family he was born into.Sorry kid and good luck

6:29 pm December, 11 Vin J Douchal said...

I’d rather be smothered in the li’l douche babies’ soiled diapers and be forced to watch these two bump uglies than face the fact that Youkilis is now a Yankee. He’s dead to me if he signs that deal with the devil

7:35 pm December, 11 The Dude said...

I’m going to miss Bostonians pronouncing “Youkaliss”.

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She may be orange, but I’d still give her a reason to be wearing that smile.

7:36 pm December, 11 The Dude said...

and by ‘her’ I mean the Tapout MILF, not the infant.

7:50 pm December, 11 The Dude said...

I tend to agree with FredN. about the kids thing, like there needs to be an age of consent beyond which your life choices are subject to mockery.

9:06 pm December, 11 Troy Tempest said...

Idiocracy in action. You’re lookin at it right there with the tapoutskys.

5:40 am December, 12 Vin J Douchal said...

Don we now our gay apparel

2:07 am December, 13 Stephanie said...

I’ll bet he thought up this idea. Why do I think that,look at his stupid face. Wives are just happy all of the kids are not crying at once in the photo.