Friday, December 14, 2012
'Bag Most Likely to be a Lesbian in Drag: Bernie
Last year it was Troll Dog. Two years ago, Four Prong.
This year, the Douchie Award goes to Bernie. Who is in way over his/her pay grade far more than gender-bending norms might suggest.
Which one is Bernie?
She looks like a younger, whorier version of Elaine Benes with a hint of a Troll Doll thrown in. She has the fatty upper-arm usually possessed by an older Jewess of lesser pliability in the snatchal area. And by snatchal area I mean her twat.
Minimal facial hair, smooth un-callused hands, wallet chain, duckface, camel toe- yes “his” date will had a Crying Game moment later that night, without the testicles and penis I mean.
Jesusfuck. Have they made an all-gay pornographic stage production of the Hobbit already? Unexpected Journey is damn right.
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These two have bent genders back and forth so many times no one knows who should be poking, who should be poked they they mostly just sit around and play Pai Gow.
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That’s not a lesbian in drag. That’s a lesbian taking hormone therapy prior to the addadictome surgery.
Live from the bar at the Sheraton Four Points Plainview on Round Swamp Road.
Ziggy Starslut
RuBalls
K.D. Shlong
Scientists have discovered a previously unknown tribe of humans living on a small, sandy atoll not far from the US Atlantic coast. Scientists describe these small-statured humans as Hermaphrojews, and have taken to calling the atoll “the long island.”
what sort of dipshit needs 2 phones in order to work at Jiffy’s Lube by day (the man-on-man erotic massage out by Culver City) and chub promoter by night- not a typo.
Hott (?!) looks like a mad scientist hit Emmanuelle Chriqui with they ugly ray.
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I’m with @Et Tu. I don’t know which one is the lesbian. Maybe it”s the one on the right. Lett;s have Amy Winehouse (no fucking respect at all) take us home on this glorious Friday in which I have spent my time watching 1000 Ways To Die since 9 Am and now it;s grossing the little bitches out. Nice looking 9 year-old neighbor too. What?.
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I still can’t believe that this scrawny little Jew (respect) was fucking Darryl Hannah in her prime. And by prime I mean I’d still do her hard and longingly.
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Fuck you Tom Hanks. Son.
Browne definitely banged Darryl Hannah. Mostly about the head and shoulders with his fist.
See if this doesn’t make you feel a little funny in the pants:
@ Dude
I see you’re Mila self-mouth-fisting and raise you:
^ huh-huh, huh-huh, I said “raise”.
Fuck I’m drunk and I still have to go to my in-laws house for a 79th birthday. Guy was a fucking hippie and loved my plantation this summer if you know what I mean. Mrs. Kroeger;s mom is fucking hot for 69 but I’m relatively wasted atr the moment.
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Frank Zappa and David Letterman wanted to give the Douchies a nod.
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Zebrableeth has beady little eyes. They call to me. They call to me when I pee. They call to me when I beat my meat and think of Francine. They keep calling me. THEY KEEP CALLING ME!!! THEY KEEP CALLING ME!!!!
Jennifer Love-Hewitt is the hottest chick according to my blasted head and huge penis. The extra weight on her gives me renoB.
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Sons, I think I just had my first involuntary ejaculation.
Damn it Et tu that was my first thought too.
Maybe another category like, “Bleeth Most Likely to have a Prosthetic Wee Wee.”
What do they use for that procedure?
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Organ donor?
Polish sausage?
Radiator hose?
Who’s the lesbian?
It’s hard to tell from this pic.
I say “Why not both?”
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I’m going through haiku withdrawal.
If BCS were still with us, I’m sure he’d say “Hell…I’d fuck ’em both…”
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@Douche Wayne, JLH would be the classiest Hawaiian muscle fuck south of Burbank. Classy, I says.
WHAT IN THE DOG FUCK IS THAT ON THE LEFT.
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