Friday, December 14, 2012

'Bag Most Likely to be a Lesbian in Drag: Bernie

BagLesbianInDragBernie

Last year it was Troll Dog. Two years ago, Four Prong.

This year, the Douchie Award goes to Bernie. Who is in way over his/her pay grade far more than gender-bending norms might suggest.

# posted by douchebag1
12:00 pm December, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Which one is Bernie?

12:01 pm December, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She looks like a younger, whorier version of Elaine Benes with a hint of a Troll Doll thrown in. She has the fatty upper-arm usually possessed by an older Jewess of lesser pliability in the snatchal area. And by snatchal area I mean her twat.

12:02 pm December, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Minimal facial hair, smooth un-callused hands, wallet chain, duckface, camel toe- yes “his” date will had a Crying Game moment later that night, without the testicles and penis I mean.

12:18 pm December, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jesusfuck. Have they made an all-gay pornographic stage production of the Hobbit already? Unexpected Journey is damn right.

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These two have bent genders back and forth so many times no one knows who should be poking, who should be poked they they mostly just sit around and play Pai Gow.

12:27 pm December, 14 Blind Squirrel said...

kd langbag

1:05 pm December, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s not a lesbian in drag. That’s a lesbian taking hormone therapy prior to the addadictome surgery.

1:05 pm December, 14 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Live from the bar at the Sheraton Four Points Plainview on Round Swamp Road.

1:31 pm December, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Ziggy Starslut

1:31 pm December, 14 Douche Wayne said...

RuBalls

1:35 pm December, 14 Douche Wayne said...

K.D. Shlong

1:37 pm December, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Scientists have discovered a previously unknown tribe of humans living on a small, sandy atoll not far from the US Atlantic coast. Scientists describe these small-statured humans as Hermaphrojews, and have taken to calling the atoll “the long island.”

1:48 pm December, 14 jonezy said...

what sort of dipshit needs 2 phones in order to work at Jiffy’s Lube by day (the man-on-man erotic massage out by Culver City) and chub promoter by night- not a typo.

1:49 pm December, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hott (?!) looks like a mad scientist hit Emmanuelle Chriqui with they ugly ray.

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http://img2.ranker.com/user_node_img/50009/1000169923/full/emmanuelle-chriqui-in-bow-ruched-dress-with-leather-detailed-person-photo-u1.jpg

1:49 pm December, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m with @Et Tu. I don’t know which one is the lesbian. Maybe it”s the one on the right. Lett;s have Amy Winehouse (no fucking respect at all) take us home on this glorious Friday in which I have spent my time watching 1000 Ways To Die since 9 Am and now it;s grossing the little bitches out. Nice looking 9 year-old neighbor too. What?.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdHg4QEmBvk&list=ALBTKoXRg38BAmUCUzCpfGy8uMVasNOpNJ

1:54 pm December, 14 Reverend Chad's Remote Hotspot Location said...

I still can’t believe that this scrawny little Jew (respect) was fucking Darryl Hannah in her prime. And by prime I mean I’d still do her hard and longingly.

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Fuck you Tom Hanks. Son.

2:03 pm December, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Browne definitely banged Darryl Hannah. Mostly about the head and shoulders with his fist.

2:07 pm December, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

See if this doesn’t make you feel a little funny in the pants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8XO2lz1mvA

2:13 pm December, 14 Douche Wayne said...

@ Dude

I see you’re Mila self-mouth-fisting and raise you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6tGR0O9Sw0

2:13 pm December, 14 Douche Wayne said...

^ huh-huh, huh-huh, I said “raise”.

2:14 pm December, 14 Reverend Chad's Remote Hotspot Location said...

Fuck I’m drunk and I still have to go to my in-laws house for a 79th birthday. Guy was a fucking hippie and loved my plantation this summer if you know what I mean. Mrs. Kroeger;s mom is fucking hot for 69 but I’m relatively wasted atr the moment.

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Frank Zappa and David Letterman wanted to give the Douchies a nod.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjMO_ewZxIQ

2:21 pm December, 14 Troy Tempest said...

Zebrableeth has beady little eyes. They call to me. They call to me when I pee. They call to me when I beat my meat and think of Francine. They keep calling me. THEY KEEP CALLING ME!!! THEY KEEP CALLING ME!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhEm4S-4v_U

2:22 pm December, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jennifer Love-Hewitt is the hottest chick according to my blasted head and huge penis. The extra weight on her gives me renoB.

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Sons, I think I just had my first involuntary ejaculation.

2:39 pm December, 14 hermit said...

Damn it Et tu that was my first thought too.

Maybe another category like, “Bleeth Most Likely to have a Prosthetic Wee Wee.”

2:43 pm December, 14 hermit said...

What do they use for that procedure?

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Organ donor?

Polish sausage?

Radiator hose?

2:51 pm December, 14 FoghornLeghorn said...

Who’s the lesbian?

It’s hard to tell from this pic.

I say “Why not both?”

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I’m going through haiku withdrawal.

3:21 pm December, 14 DarkSock said...

If BCS were still with us, I’m sure he’d say “Hell…I’d fuck ‘em both…”

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5:21 pm December, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Douche Wayne, JLH would be the classiest Hawaiian muscle fuck south of Burbank. Classy, I says.

5:52 pm December, 14 Billy The Scrote said...

WHAT IN THE DOG FUCK IS THAT ON THE LEFT.

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