Saturday, December 15, 2012
Most Impending Sign of Nuclear Scrotocalypse: Cartoon America
From late July.
‘Nuff smelled.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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when they ‘splode it’ll be messy
Terrifying.
what the fuck is wrong WITH HER BOOBS??? I hate these people. just kill me now…
Hit the deck, the boobies are about to blow!!!
This kind of shit isn’t even funny, these two shouldn’t be allowed to tread the earth.
After Troy kill me.
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Please!
This the prefect example of the douchedox: I am at once disgusted and aroused by her inflated mammaries.
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Don’t kill me, just cut my parts off.
On a positive note, at least they found each other. The perfect couple
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in hell.
Those hindenburgs look painful.
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conspirators
Steroids and silicone – great mix.
Getting this image out of my head requires Pear! and normal Globes! Puhleeezze!!!
Not since Mary Mammegeddon in last year’s poetic finale by Dark Sock have we seen such balloon-squeak proportions!
An open letter to plastic surgeons who perform augmentation surgeries similar to the above:
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Dear soulless goatlickers,
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I’d assume even your lidless eyes wouldn’t want to see images like the one pictured here, but then you know what they say about assume.
Don’t get me wrong, we’re alot alike – I also like boobs – alot. I also like hyperbole. But I never put them together. Well, boobs, perhaps. But hyperbole, and boobs, no. No no no.
See, it’s like this: sometimes, just because people want something – doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. Take you, for example. Your parent’s wanted you to be hatched, which is all fine – until the part use your MD degree to become a pittyless self-esteem predator.
It’s understandable. Actions can have unintended consequences, just like the health risks, tautologically destructive self-esteem, and degradation of inter-social growth that results from your work.
But buck up, your penchant for hyperbole suggests you’ll appreciate superlatives, and when I think about mendacious leeches on humanity – you’re the best!
Sincerely,
Charles Douchewin
She sprained her wrist holding up her bowling balls and his ego. Let’s just hope he has enough bacne to keep from feeling like he’s the perfect male
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Nice blood flow, bra
10,000 years of human one-upmanship culminates in this. Meet the Sneetcoids.
I think I can safely predict that she is incapable of sleeping on her stomach, and that he doesn’t know / can’t pronounce a word that has more than three syllables.
I’m thinking two syllables, actually–and one of them is “grooo!”
When you tit fuck her your dick ends up hourglass shaped.
Blow a load on those tits and you’re guaranteed to get cum in your eye.
Try to slap those tits and you’ll split your knuckles open.
Try to tit fuck that and you’re libel to get a stubbed dick. Ouch.
Try to motorboat those tits and you’ll perforate your eardrums.
Try to suckle those tits and you’ll end up with a nipple shaped chip in your front four incisors.
Try to nibble on those tits and your grandkids will suffer from TMJ.
Try to tit fuck that and your scrotum will get so stretched out you can tie your balls around your waste like a sweater.
I havent been doing a good DJ job this year cause of the rickets and Adderal problems. Her tits are so big my cock would look small between them. But I digress, Sir Charles gave me an idea.
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Open Letter To Charles Douchewin. Did I plat thios one already.
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The Black Led Zeppelin
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V5VkMqM07s
Try to tit fuck that and the pressure will squeeze the meat out of your dick, out your ass, and into her spleen through her belly button and she’ll end up with a dick shaped spleen that pisses back out her tits.
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Wait, what?
Talk about lactating marbles, these models of Inflato 2013™ squirt croquet balls out of their nipples.
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Put a gun to my head, force me to suckle a nip — I’d still cuddle up to hers, then shoot myself.
You can see the crap marks on her wrist wrap from how deep she fisted his ass. Fisted his ass, I says.
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Living Color are the rockingest rollingest Negroes EVER.
@Rev
Are we agreed upon the game?
If future civilizations unearth this photo in a time capsule what the Fucc would they think? On another note, I would love to tag team her with the Rev Chad. Lenny the Box could supply us with the appropriate pharms and my renoB would penetrate her pucker with aplomb. Aplomb, I says.
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Watching the Knicks game tonight there is one a them Jews wearing a Knicks yarmulke court side. He also had a fine circumcision.
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As far as the tag team goes, we have to make sure our balls don’t touch. That would be gay no matter how the Fucc you slice it. I possess a certain amount of thickness that would challenge this broad’s colon, but I don’t want my beanbag beanbagging against another dude’s beanbag. Beanbag, I says.
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Mrs Wallnuts has learned to tolerate the thickness. A combo of amly nitrate and Johnny Walker Black allows her to take it deep whilst maintaining a good Pucker Squeeze. Pucker Squeeze, I says.
I look at her breasts and I think back to when I used to enjoy big ass balloons filled with Nitrous, 3 for $10 back in the day if I remember correctly.
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Dead Heads
Aplomb? Aplumb!
Stupid fuccen I.E. malls. 45 minutes to get in, then another 30 minutes to find a parking space, then finding no gift ideas after beating the paths. Only consolation is there was lotsa nice MILFs
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Just got my first beer and bit a vicodin in half to start Saturday night. This calls for some Gregg Allman jazzy blues stabbing ya right in the heart.
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Virtuoso musicianship: Queen Of Hearts
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The end of that tune^ is amazing
I don’t think I will ever EVER be so lonesome and horny as to find this woman attractive. I’d have to be so fucking drunk. And Horny. And Lonesome.
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Nah – not even then. She totally creeps me out. And Mr Muskles is something else again. Truly, the end is near.
Tendon Ted is jelly. This guy looks like the fairways of Bushwood Country Club.
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Gophers
She lactates helium.
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And he talks in a high squeaky voice.
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If they had a child…it’d look like anal beads with eyes.
She will be providing overhead coverage for Super Bowl XLVII.
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Programming fact.
@Et Tu
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We’re on. Tell DW I don’t want to see his thick twig and berries.
I once had a wart removed by having nitrus oxide applied. The super cold chemical raised a huge blister with the wart right in the center. If I’d had two warts side by side, they would have looked like her “boobs”.
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Her boobs make other boobs ashamed that they’re boobs.
Rock hard abs with rock hard skull attracted to rock hard boobs. 🙁
I cannot think of anything funny to say about this, because it’s just too awful. Jesus, who thinks those boobs look good? What kind of person says yeah, I want to look like that? Arrrgh kill me third, or fourth, or wherever I am in line.
One can only hope and ask Santa Claus,to pop them like a zit that they are. Gruesome Twosome.
Those tits are dangerously overinflated. 60 psi is probably good enough but those babies have to be at least 300 psi. Steroid faggot has gonads the size of shriveled up raisins and a perpetually gaping sphincter from all the dicks he takes up there.