The Irving Thallbag Lifetime Douchechievement Award: Xenu
Joey Porsche. The Gator. Fish Slap. Donkey Douche. King Douchuous the IV. Smoot.
And now Xenu.
The last of the Douche Legends from the early days of HCwDB earns eternal (in)glory as forever an icon of primal and epic scrotebaggery.
Let us not forget this epic Douche Warlord of Scientology Lore for its first appearance on this site back in March of 2007.
Further ridiculousness in presence of hotts appeared over the years, including this heinosity. And this one. And this one. Or this one. Heck, for more just check Xenu’s pics in the Hall of Scrote.
No tattet up oily behemoth has quite smelled like Xenu over the years.
And for that, we (dis)honor him with a well deserved 2012 Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award.
Well done, Xenu. Now put Tom Cruisebag down.
(Running a bit behind with all these awards, but the HCwDB of the Year is coming up next… either tonight or first thing tomorrow…)
…not to mention the epic Xenu thread launched by the equally legendary (albeit for completely different reasons) BCS…rip!
perhaps a link Boss???
So the thinning hair gets dyed platinum?
Xenu would like this lick. But who would not like this lick unless they are gay or European (no respect), and a handful of male Canadian separatistes (no fucking respect at all). Mrs. Sarah Kroeger passed out at 5:30 EST after taking some prescription happy pills of mine. Bitches.
oops http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S8ZrQG0y6g. Stoned Son.
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The 80ès were fucking awesome for poon tang, No AIDS from the monkey fucking airline pilot gay fuckers. Douchesbag Frenchmen monkey fuckers!
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Monsieurs
The 80ès were fucking awesome for poon tang, No AIDS from the monkey fucking airline pilot gay fuckers. Douchesbag Frenchmen monkey fuckers!
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Monsieurs
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This 70s shit was pretty cool shit.
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This 80s shit is the bomb. And my wealthy friends never left the 80s and hire these dudes for New Years Eve on occasion.
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Mrs. Sarah Kroegers first gig. I am feeling Renob. Renob for word of the year.
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A shoutout to Jersey from my friend Jon. Not really s frieng. but s gay looking dude.
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The beasutul 40 something Lisa Stansfield wanted to drop a note for Et Tuès concise documentary about whatever the fuck he wa talking.
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And the dead queer. Who was awesome til I found out he was queer. But I dont give shit about that fucking gsay sdhit noe thst we aeei the Age Og Kroegerious. suck it Mayans.
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Mrs. Kroeger is fucking wasted.
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This chick is in Vin Douchalès wheelhouse, Rebob for thr C and W.
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Congrats Xenu. And by congrats I mean, “Bleech.”
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Rev, put it in Mrs Rev’s hand while she’s out cold and have some fun.
Oh, and I have a special Christmas story for you coming up soon. Also, I’m pounding Rye tonight. And by pounding Rye, I mean Mrs Wallnuts has to be on alert for spicy anal.
This chick wamted to give the Douchies a shot to see of we could help her career. Sweet Jesus Ièd lick her turd chopper. Son.
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I’d give Ms. Twain the Muddy Norton. Muddy Norton, I says.
Muddy Norton? Turd chopper? It’s like going to school here. A really fuck’n funny school!
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busty xmas bunnie on the left gets my vote for something
Every hott that posed with Xenu has a Stockholm syndrome look of subdued terror. Has anyone checked to see if he has a wood chipper in his back yard?
I don’t appreciate Xenu’s blatant disrespect for dead Jack LaLanne (respect) – by wearing his jumpsuit.
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Also DB1, the retrospective nature of the Thallbag award gets me to wondering “where are they now” about some (un)loved HCwDB characters.
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Particularly, what’s become of Purg Hottie, and one of my all-time favorites – Dr. Redderick Lobster?
Xenu has nipples for shotguns.
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Son.
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*drumnk*
Also…regarding Xenu’s harlots:
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Hang Low, Sweet Dairy-Yachts
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Milky Ways
Under that red zipper satin jacket,is a big arrow to his wiener. Captain obvious yuck likes to do a dramatic reveal to the ladies. And the blonde dope loves it.
Xenu’s farts are claps of thunder…followed by lightning sharts of tsunamic gunnite
proctologists
Holy fuck I;m drunk n stoned from lsdt night. Which mrsnd thr sex eill nr hrd snd oftrn. If she’d dtill in that mood I’m ging to see my fsvoritr hooker violet.
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Hsve s nice holiky. I’m fuckred.
I have begun composing something to honor the renoB caused by the busty christmassy gal with the “the world is dead to me” expression on the left portion of this photo:
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Have yourself a Mammalicious Christmas
Make my hard ccock right!
From now on, my troubles will be in your tights!
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Something like that. I don’t have the energy or meth methessary to finish this masterpiece.
The Mexican Hulk Hogan!
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