Friday, December 21, 2012

The Irving Thallbag Lifetime Douchechievement Award: Xenu

Thallbag_Xenu

Joey Porsche. The Gator. Fish Slap. Donkey Douche. King Douchuous the IV. Smoot.

And now Xenu.

The last of the Douche Legends from the early days of HCwDB earns eternal (in)glory as forever an icon of primal and epic scrotebaggery.

Let us not forget this epic Douche Warlord of Scientology Lore for its first appearance on this site back in March of 2007.

Further ridiculousness in presence of hotts appeared over the years, including this heinosity. And this one. And this one. Or this one. Heck, for more just check Xenu’s pics in the Hall of Scrote.

No tattet up oily behemoth has quite smelled like Xenu over the years.

And for that, we (dis)honor him with a well deserved 2012 Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award.

Well done, Xenu. Now put Tom Cruisebag down.

(Running a bit behind with all these awards, but the HCwDB of the Year is coming up next… either tonight or first thing tomorrow…)

# posted by douchebag1
3:47 pm December, 21 creature said...

…not to mention the epic Xenu thread launched by the equally legendary (albeit for completely different reasons) BCS…rip!

perhaps a link Boss???

3:47 pm December, 21 Wheezer said...

So the thinning hair gets dyed platinum?

3:48 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Xenu would like this lick. But who would not like this lick unless they are gay or European (no respect), and a handful of male Canadian separatistes (no fucking respect at all). Mrs. Sarah Kroeger passed out at 5:30 EST after taking some prescription happy pills of mine. Bitches.

3:52 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

oops http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S8ZrQG0y6g. Stoned Son.

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4:09 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The 80ès were fucking awesome for poon tang, No AIDS from the monkey fucking airline pilot gay fuckers. Douchesbag Frenchmen monkey fuckers!

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Monsieurs

4:10 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The 80ès were fucking awesome for poon tang, No AIDS from the monkey fucking airline pilot gay fuckers. Douchesbag Frenchmen monkey fuckers!

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Monsieurs

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbQrqospZDo

4:12 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This 70s shit was pretty cool shit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M58wE8GTGp4

4:17 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This 80s shit is the bomb. And my wealthy friends never left the 80s and hire these dudes for New Years Eve on occasion.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M58wE8GTGp4

4:20 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mrs. Sarah Kroegers first gig. I am feeling Renob. Renob for word of the year.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVIFVUX6nSM

4:34 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A shoutout to Jersey from my friend Jon. Not really s frieng. but s gay looking dude.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8

5:04 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The beasutul 40 something Lisa Stansfield wanted to drop a note for Et Tuès concise documentary about whatever the fuck he wa talking.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8

5:11 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And the dead queer. Who was awesome til I found out he was queer. But I dont give shit about that fucking gsay sdhit noe thst we aeei the Age Og Kroegerious. suck it Mayans.

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Mrs. Kroeger is fucking wasted.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p4MZJsexEs

5:16 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This chick is in Vin Douchalès wheelhouse, Rebob for thr C and W.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs

5:21 pm December, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Congrats Xenu. And by congrats I mean, “Bleech.”

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Rev, put it in Mrs Rev’s hand while she’s out cold and have some fun.

5:22 pm December, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Oh, and I have a special Christmas story for you coming up soon. Also, I’m pounding Rye tonight. And by pounding Rye, I mean Mrs Wallnuts has to be on alert for spicy anal.

5:32 pm December, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This chick wamted to give the Douchies a shot to see of we could help her career. Sweet Jesus Ièd lick her turd chopper. Son.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZRA-Dwv86E

5:34 pm December, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d give Ms. Twain the Muddy Norton. Muddy Norton, I says.

5:44 pm December, 21 The Dude said...

Muddy Norton? Turd chopper? It’s like going to school here. A really fuck’n funny school!

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busty xmas bunnie on the left gets my vote for something

5:45 pm December, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Every hott that posed with Xenu has a Stockholm syndrome look of subdued terror. Has anyone checked to see if he has a wood chipper in his back yard?

6:36 pm December, 21 Charles Douchewin said...

I don’t appreciate Xenu’s blatant disrespect for dead Jack LaLanne (respect) – by wearing his jumpsuit.

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Also DB1, the retrospective nature of the Thallbag award gets me to wondering “where are they now” about some (un)loved HCwDB characters.

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Particularly, what’s become of Purg Hottie, and one of my all-time favorites – Dr. Redderick Lobster?

10:23 pm December, 21 DarkSock said...

Xenu has nipples for shotguns.

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Son.

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*drumnk*

10:25 pm December, 21 DarkSock said...

Also…regarding Xenu’s harlots:

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Hang Low, Sweet Dairy-Yachts

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Milky Ways

11:27 pm December, 21 Stephanie said...

Under that red zipper satin jacket,is a big arrow to his wiener. Captain obvious yuck likes to do a dramatic reveal to the ladies. And the blonde dope loves it.

12:02 am December, 22 creature said...

Xenu’s farts are claps of thunder…followed by lightning sharts of tsunamic gunnite

proctologists

2:15 pm December, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Holy fuck I;m drunk n stoned from lsdt night. Which mrsnd thr sex eill nr hrd snd oftrn. If she’d dtill in that mood I’m ging to see my fsvoritr hooker violet.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZD6elqbb1o

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Hsve s nice holiky. I’m fuckred.

1:50 am December, 23 The Dude said...

I have begun composing something to honor the renoB caused by the busty christmassy gal with the “the world is dead to me” expression on the left portion of this photo:

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Have yourself a Mammalicious Christmas

Make my hard ccock right!

From now on, my troubles will be in your tights!

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Something like that. I don’t have the energy or meth methessary to finish this masterpiece.

8:20 pm December, 23 Billy The Scrote said...

The Mexican Hulk Hogan!

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