Friday, January 18, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Site was down again,
Because GoDaddy sucks ball,
Blue Lance Armstrong ball.

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Vin wants a RealDoll™
Then he thought, “Hey! It’s cheaper
To rent than to own!”

mutant ethnic smurfs/em>
perform in caged parking lot
nobody watches

– creature

Getting banged by Douche
Is a real eye opener
Brown eye opener

– DoucheyWallnuts

 

 

Nickelodeon
test markets new Blue’s Clues show
Dora gets explored

– Magnum Douche P.I.

She has to wear blue
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

I don’t know if you’ve
ever heard of blue waffles.
This is how it starts.

– Bag Margera

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# posted by DarkSock
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8:26 am January, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Here’s news of the week!
Fecal Transplants beat drugs for Shits.
He’s not clear on concept.
.
.
.
1 – I’m not lyin.
2 – fuhk 5 syllables – this is Gold, Jerry!

8:32 am January, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Papa Smurf Douchebag
Has anal sex standing up
With ugly Smurfette

8:33 am January, 18 creature said...

mutant ethnic smurfs
perform in caged parking lot
nobody watches

8:34 am January, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Manti Te’o grabs
a majorette for a pic
To cut P R loss!

8:36 am January, 18 creature said...

dw beats creatch
to obvious smurf mock jab
gonna make coffee

8:37 am January, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Getting banged by Douche
Is a real eye opener
Brown eye opener

8:39 am January, 18 creature said...

greasy Geppeddo
makes hand puppet of fur doll
that is not his hand

8:41 am January, 18 creature said...

shirtless troglodyte
tries on new accessory
furry cock warmer

8:45 am January, 18 creature said...

Shanti had been warned
there is a steep price to pay
to get in show biz

8:53 am January, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hmm, I wonder if
Sex with a homunculus
Is against the law

8:57 am January, 18 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Smurf Blue Ass Merkin
great pink taco camouflage
Guido tries Rear Entry

9:18 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Pokémon Ass Rape
does not constitute “rape rape”
as you were, soldier.

9:19 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Mortal Kombat’s new
fatality finisher
gets game “X” rating.

9:20 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Olivia Munn
has finally met her match
teases geeks no more.

9:21 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Curiosity
mars rover stumbles upon
human petting zoo.

9:21 am January, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Nickelodeon
test markets new Blue’s Clues show
Dora gets explored

9:23 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Human Centipede
Three trades ass-to-mouth for butt
plugs and crazy glue.

9:24 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

I’ve seen girls’ eyes wide
upon insertion, but this
is ridiculous.

9:26 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Jr Seau III
Cosplay chick on acid
Think this ends well? No.

9:28 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Let me fix your skirt
Hey man ! That’s not my zipper
That’s not my finger

9:30 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

San Diego cops
Pass this perp photo around
Unlawful entry

9:35 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

The smarmy greaseball
Pleased with himself for having
Matching blue fuzz pubes

11:11 am January, 18 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

All breeds can doggie
Even the chocolate lab
Racist haikus rule!

11:25 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has to wear blue
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

11:27 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mulatto Frankenstein
Gives the rear entry to the
Emo Frau Blucher
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GRQHsAVjI

11:39 am January, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

*whinney*

11:47 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Chun Li gets doggy
Bagged by retard M. Bison
Ha-Do-Ken his taint

11:49 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Things really became
Interesting when his peen
Hit the ping pong ball

11:54 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Sailor Poon gets railed
By local roofie dealer
Economic slump.

11:59 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Even trannies must
Beware when Armando is
On his ‘roid cycle

12:01 pm January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This happy couples
First attempt at anal went
Bad very quickly

12:02 pm January, 18 Bag Margera said...

I don’t know if you’ve
ever heard of blue waffles.
This is how it starts.

12:03 pm January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Blue is the color
Of his balls after he finds
Out she has a pair

2:02 pm January, 18 ehcuodouche said...

A Japanese bag.
Did this in 1950.
Anime was born.

12:28 pm January, 19 JustMC said...

Torvill and Dean wake
Naked in a dark alley
Douche roleplay victims

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