Friday, January 18, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Site was down again,

Because GoDaddy sucks ball,

Blue Lance Armstrong ball.

********

Vin wants a RealDoll™

Then he thought, “Hey! It’s cheaper

To rent than to own!”

mutant ethnic smurfs/em>

perform in caged parking lot

nobody watches

– creature

Getting banged by Douche

Is a real eye opener

Brown eye opener

– DoucheyWallnuts

 

 

Nickelodeon

test markets new Blue’s Clues show

Dora gets explored

– Magnum Douche P.I.

She has to wear blue

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

I don’t know if you’ve

ever heard of blue waffles.

This is how it starts.

– Bag Margera

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:26 am January, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Here’s news of the week!

Fecal Transplants beat drugs for Shits.

He’s not clear on concept.

.

.

.

1 – I’m not lyin.

2 – fuhk 5 syllables – this is Gold, Jerry!

8:32 am January, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Papa Smurf Douchebag

Has anal sex standing up

With ugly Smurfette

8:33 am January, 18 creature said...

mutant ethnic smurfs

perform in caged parking lot

nobody watches

8:34 am January, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Manti Te’o grabs

a majorette for a pic

To cut P R loss!

8:36 am January, 18 creature said...

dw beats creatch

to obvious smurf mock jab

gonna make coffee

8:37 am January, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Getting banged by Douche

Is a real eye opener

Brown eye opener

8:39 am January, 18 creature said...

greasy Geppeddo

makes hand puppet of fur doll

that is not his hand

8:41 am January, 18 creature said...

shirtless troglodyte

tries on new accessory

furry cock warmer

8:45 am January, 18 creature said...

Shanti had been warned

there is a steep price to pay

to get in show biz

8:53 am January, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hmm, I wonder if

Sex with a homunculus

Is against the law

8:57 am January, 18 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Smurf Blue Ass Merkin

great pink taco camouflage

Guido tries Rear Entry

9:18 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Pokémon Ass Rape

does not constitute “rape rape”

as you were, soldier.

9:19 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Mortal Kombat’s new

fatality finisher

gets game “X” rating.

9:20 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Olivia Munn

has finally met her match

teases geeks no more.

9:21 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Curiosity

mars rover stumbles upon

human petting zoo.

9:21 am January, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Nickelodeon

test markets new Blue’s Clues show

Dora gets explored

9:23 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Human Centipede

Three trades ass-to-mouth for butt

plugs and crazy glue.

9:24 am January, 18 Douche Wayne said...

I’ve seen girls’ eyes wide

upon insertion, but this

is ridiculous.

9:26 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Jr Seau III

Cosplay chick on acid

Think this ends well? No.

9:28 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Let me fix your skirt

Hey man ! That’s not my zipper

That’s not my finger

9:30 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

San Diego cops

Pass this perp photo around

Unlawful entry

9:35 am January, 18 Vin Douchal said...

The smarmy greaseball

Pleased with himself for having

Matching blue fuzz pubes

11:11 am January, 18 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

All breeds can doggie

Even the chocolate lab

Racist haikus rule!

11:25 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has to wear blue

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

11:27 am January, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mulatto Frankenstein

Gives the rear entry to the

Emo Frau Blucher

.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GRQHsAVjI

11:39 am January, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

*whinney*

11:47 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Chun Li gets doggy

Bagged by retard M. Bison

Ha-Do-Ken his taint

11:49 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Things really became

Interesting when his peen

Hit the ping pong ball

11:54 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Sailor Poon gets railed

By local roofie dealer

Economic slump.

11:59 am January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Even trannies must

Beware when Armando is

On his ‘roid cycle

12:01 pm January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This happy couples

First attempt at anal went

Bad very quickly

12:02 pm January, 18 Bag Margera said...

I don’t know if you’ve

ever heard of blue waffles.

This is how it starts.

12:03 pm January, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Blue is the color

Of his balls after he finds

Out she has a pair

2:02 pm January, 18 ehcuodouche said...

A Japanese bag.

Did this in 1950.

Anime was born.

12:28 pm January, 19 JustMC said...

Torvill and Dean wake

Naked in a dark alley

Douche roleplay victims

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