Thursday, February 14, 2013
Benzino Feels the Douchewaves Emitting from K.V. – Pledges to Act Even Douchier
This competition’s gonna take gettin’ swole, shredded, jacked, fondled, fingered, bones, clams, and whatever else we say in the parlance of our times..
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Calvin is a pretender who couldn’t even carry King Douchious IV’s jocularity or Benzino’s routine de Swole.
Blonde Boobie Boobington there has zombie eyes. I approve.
Getting pegged in full color would be gauche… but this is tasteful. Understated. I wonder if Benzino considered sepia, and what were his artistic reasons for choosing a desaturation filter on a color image to achieve black and white instead of gradient mapping or other methods. We could sit at an outdoor cafe and discuss this over lattes. Me sitting facing the street to watch the as the girls pass by, Benzino sitting on ring cushion to sooth his prolapsed rectum.
This here broad reminds me of a dame I used to bone back in Vegas by the name of Tina Tittitatti. Also, Benzino is the real deal, Calvin I’m not too sure.
And by great looking natives I mean.
http://vancouver.mediacoop.ca/sites/mediacoop.ca/files2/mc/imagecache/archivephotos/homeless_street_sleeper.jpeg
I have some financial advice for ya Benzo…drop some of that tatt $ in an IRA & you just may end up with some shelter, rather than toothless in a cardboard box, if you make 65 yrs
….advice is free
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indigents
^ rev is feeling my vibe
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aqualungs
rev, your link led me to this one…
That there Condor reminds me of a dame I used to bone back in Miami by the name of Conny Capobianco. As I’ve said, Benzino is the real deal, Calvin I’m not too sure.
3….2…..and….1. Thank you , Roofies!
Farrr out!
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.
Nice pearl necklace, Benzino.
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And if that’s a tattoo of a shirt, to cover his other tattoos – tats not a bad decision.
I still remember the douche wars of the late 80s. Benzino wouldn’t even lend Kisseus his Axe body spray.
This room lacks drapes to wipe one’s schwantz upon post-coitus.
Benzito is giving the eye of NOOOOO! NFW
Strap-on or pre-op tranny? You be the judge.
I think he has solid black bands tattooed on his arms, and that’s not a shirt.
Does the hotel staff just know they are going to throw the linens out when this douche checks in. The lice and herpes is one thing, but just the grease that will ooze from him will ruin everything he touches.
Oh yeah… definitely a strap-on dominatrix scene… w/out all the frilly leather…
Where most men should be.
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