Thursday, February 14, 2013

Benzino Feels the Douchewaves Emitting from K.V. – Pledges to Act Even Douchier

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This competition’s gonna take gettin’ swole, shredded, jacked, fondled, fingered, bones, clams, and whatever else we say in the parlance of our times..

# posted by douchebag1
11:43 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And by

11:44 am February, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

Calvin is a pretender who couldn’t even carry King Douchious IV’s jocularity or Benzino’s routine de Swole.

11:49 am February, 14 Duck Duck Douche said...

Blonde Boobie Boobington there has zombie eyes. I approve.

11:49 am February, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Getting pegged in full color would be gauche… but this is tasteful. Understated. I wonder if Benzino considered sepia, and what were his artistic reasons for choosing a desaturation filter on a color image to achieve black and white instead of gradient mapping or other methods. We could sit at an outdoor cafe and discuss this over lattes. Me sitting facing the street to watch the as the girls pass by, Benzino sitting on ring cushion to sooth his prolapsed rectum.

11:59 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This here broad reminds me of a dame I used to bone back in Vegas by the name of Tina Tittitatti. Also, Benzino is the real deal, Calvin I’m not too sure.

12:08 pm February, 14 creature said...

I have some financial advice for ya Benzo…drop some of that tatt $ in an IRA & you just may end up with some shelter, rather than toothless in a cardboard box, if you make 65 yrs

….advice is free

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indigents

12:11 pm February, 14 creature said...

^ rev is feeling my vibe

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aqualungs

1:07 pm February, 14 creature said...

rev, your link led me to this one…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7EGjaxhTWs

1:53 pm February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That there Condor reminds me of a dame I used to bone back in Miami by the name of Conny Capobianco. As I’ve said, Benzino is the real deal, Calvin I’m not too sure.

1:56 pm February, 14 Vin Douchal said...

3….2…..and….1. Thank you , Roofies!

1:57 pm February, 14 The Dude said...

Farrr out!

1:59 pm February, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.

2:55 pm February, 14 Charles Douchewin said...

Nice pearl necklace, Benzino.

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And if that’s a tattoo of a shirt, to cover his other tattoos – tats not a bad decision.

3:23 pm February, 14 Guid is Good said...

I still remember the douche wars of the late 80s. Benzino wouldn’t even lend Kisseus his Axe body spray.

3:54 pm February, 14 DarkSock said...

This room lacks drapes to wipe one’s schwantz upon post-coitus.

4:43 pm February, 14 The Dude said...

Benzito is giving the eye of NOOOOO! NFW

7:01 pm February, 14 Guid is Good said...

Strap-on or pre-op tranny? You be the judge.

10:26 pm February, 14 Douchble Helix said...

I think he has solid black bands tattooed on his arms, and that’s not a shirt.

9:39 am February, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Does the hotel staff just know they are going to throw the linens out when this douche checks in. The lice and herpes is one thing, but just the grease that will ooze from him will ruin everything he touches.

1:15 pm February, 15 Zowieisyoursavior said...

Oh yeah… definitely a strap-on dominatrix scene… w/out all the frilly leather…

1:14 am February, 16 Stephanie said...

Where most men should be.

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