Fraiku
Jose Fernando
Begs all the young girls to cross
his southern border
***As you may have noticed last week, I’ve slightly changed the Fraiku format, including highlighting my Personal Pick O’ The Week in red text. This week infamous Bait n’ Switch link cad Jacques Douchetou wins the Internet.***
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
He gave up tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
Vin Douchal said…
Hand Gesture describes
One in pink, one in the stink
And a thumb up mine
Charles Douchewin said…
The 1980′s
called; left a message to say –
“Please stay where you are.”.
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
I puts the ‘stache in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The salsa hose.
Jacques Doucheteau said…
Saluting the flag
is difficult when the pole
is 3 inches long
DoucheyWallnuts said…
Golden Sombrero
Strike out three times in one night
The other Hat Trick
Capt. James T. Douche said…
All of these people
Are overly familiar
With chloroformed rags
Captain Rimjob mourns
Yet parties at the wake of
Angelou…… I rise!
He gave up tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.
Speedy Handlebarrez
Has the fastest metabolism
In old Tijuana.
Metamucil and teens
Do mix at ASU. Free
‘Stache rides with OldBag.
I puts the ‘stache in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The salsa hose.
Little spinner looks
Fun. Thin legs. Pert tits. Nice Smile.
I like her. I rise.
Hand Gesture describes
One in pink, one in the stink
And a thumb up mine
Tijuana discount
Nose, wig, hat came with glasses
Mustache fail his own
Shit! Say it ain’t so
Cunt rag Vic the Brick Jacobs
Has spawned shitty son
Iron Sheik Twitter
Soon has this photo with tag:
“Fuck You, Jabroni!”
Smooth moves, Aljandro
“Naked Cowboy” schtick’s been done
Don’t need , “Naked Douche”
“We’re not curious”.
Said the women, to the man
in the Yellow Hat.
The Mariachi
Bandle-bar moustache never
was a look – ever.
Giggle-Hotts soon know
what mistakes lie under the
yellow sombrero.
The 1980’s
called; left a message to say –
“Please stay where you are.”.
Tall Chick On The Left
Hot Bod Gives Me Renob
Big Girls Go Harder
The US flag code
states that when it is soiled
the flag must be burned
Saluting the flag
is difficult when the pole
is 3 inches long
I have just witnessed
Possible “mock of the year”…
Damn you Jacques Doucheteau
See his Stars and Stripes:
His brown encrusted star-fish,
and Speedo tan lines.
Unforgivable
Facial hair; Sir I dub thee
Mr. Fu Man Poo
Fu Manchu Mustache?
Fellatio handlebars?
Hell, Son…why not both?
Since his wife screwed him
In the divorce, Hulk Hogan
Finds work where he can.
Duck dynasty guy
Fucked Riff Raff to create this
Abomination.
After the roofies
Kick in one of them can say
“I swallowed the worm!”
Pepe Hernandez
Loudly exclaimed, Los vatos
Douche-os forever!
‘Roids shrink huevos brah
Don’t juice using the bottle
With donkey crossbones
Fingers in the ass
Is known as “Stirring the Soup”
He licks utensils
Golden Sombrero
Strike out three times in one night
The other Hat Trick
You think anyone
Wants a roundhouse face-kick
While he’s wearing those?
Rev Chad usually
Shits every two days. Looks
Like Jose’s moustache.
Her Saggy Nortons
Give me the renoBs despite
David Lee Roth, Jr
I’d give chick on left
Unconsentual anal
But in a nice way
Marriage is so great
And by great I mean it sucks
Oh, and he’s a douche
What kind of panties
Do you think Bleeth on the right
Has on. White cotton?
When you get older
You realize you’ll never score
Young Poon Tang again
Do you think these girls
Went back to their room and tried
Frottage just for kicks?
Her vagina is
As big as Lord Stanley’s Cup
And Lord, it’s stanky
Girls from Canada
Suck sap from the branch with glee
And saucy anal
^Love saucy anal
.
Too much Makers
I will once again
Devour young poon when I
Grow out my skullet
Jose received a
Dirty Sanchez from Señor
Juan Grandehombre
All of these people
Are overly familiar
With chloroformed rags
Douchey Wallnuts extolis with tales of of marital bliss and Frottage. Frottage and shit, he says. But would ya want git marrid again? Fuck no! Once peacefully is tooo much.
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Got too dfruink for gthe Mrs. tongiht I stinks. No reBon gfor her5
Haha, heck yeah.
.
And fuck you all.
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Well, here it is Monday already and time cast our votes for douchebag of the week.
My vote goes to the old dude from the Memorial Day post, dancing to the thumping techno-DJ racket, barely-audible through his failing hearing aid and what’s left of his dementia-addled mind.
Dude, I know the chick is a barely semi-hot wearing a white Hefty-bag and sporting an inexplicable plastic devil’s pitchfork, but with your protruding hemorrhoids, pacemaker and that hanging hunk of skin-flap that used to be a penis, you ain’t getting any of that shit. Drain your colostomy bag, dump out the contents of your stainless- steel thermos mug, call a cab and get back to the bland food and urine-stained cubicle at the old folks home and die with dignity.
http://instagram.com/p/oXX-tJiX44/
Pear workout for a rainy Monday.
Fucking Mondays. Dead at my desk at 3:00 P.M.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfwY2TNehw
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I have to stop watching Cosmos on the Lemon Kush. Son.
So Gumby and Reed Richards had a baby and it turned into a douche…
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Dark Sock was once given Mons-to-Mouth rescuscitation by a Mulatoo stripper. He wife number 2 and 3 found out. Stooned.