Sunday, February 6, 2005

Fraiku

Squanto soloJose Fernando
Begs all the young girls to cross
his southern border

***As you may have noticed last week, I’ve slightly changed the Fraiku format, including highlighting my Personal Pick O’ The Week in red text. This week infamous Bait n’ Switch link cad Jacques Douchetou wins the Internet.***

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
He gave up tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.

Vin Douchal said…
Hand Gesture describes
One in pink, one in the stink
And a thumb up mine

Charles Douchewin said…
The 1980′s
called; left a message to say –
“Please stay where you are.”.

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
I puts the ‘stache in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The salsa hose.

Jacques Doucheteau said…
Saluting the flag
is difficult when the pole
is 3 inches long

DoucheyWallnuts said…
Golden Sombrero
Strike out three times in one night
The other Hat Trick

Capt. James T. Douche said…
All of these people
Are overly familiar
With chloroformed rags

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3:06 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Captain Rimjob mourns
Yet parties at the wake of
Angelou…… I rise!

3:08 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He gave up tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Holes.

3:09 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Speedy Handlebarrez
Has the fastest metabolism
In old Tijuana.

3:10 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Metamucil and teens
Do mix at ASU. Free
‘Stache rides with OldBag.

3:12 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I puts the ‘stache in
The cleavage or it gets the
Hose. The salsa hose.

3:13 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Little spinner looks
Fun. Thin legs. Pert tits. Nice Smile.
I like her. I rise.

3:24 pm May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Hand Gesture describes
One in pink, one in the stink
And a thumb up mine

3:27 pm May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Tijuana discount
Nose, wig, hat came with glasses
Mustache fail his own

3:30 pm May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Shit! Say it ain’t so
Cunt rag Vic the Brick Jacobs
Has spawned shitty son

3:33 pm May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Iron Sheik Twitter
Soon has this photo with tag:
“Fuck You, Jabroni!”

3:36 pm May, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Smooth moves, Aljandro
“Naked Cowboy” schtick’s been done
Don’t need , “Naked Douche”

3:36 pm May, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

“We’re not curious”.
Said the women, to the man
in the Yellow Hat.

3:39 pm May, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

The Mariachi
Bandle-bar moustache never
was a look – ever.

3:40 pm May, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

Giggle-Hotts soon know
what mistakes lie under the
yellow sombrero.

3:44 pm May, 30 Charles Douchewin said...

The 1980’s
called; left a message to say –
“Please stay where you are.”.

4:01 pm May, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Tall Chick On The Left
Hot Bod Gives Me Renob
Big Girls Go Harder

4:04 pm May, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The US flag code
states that when it is soiled
the flag must be burned

4:05 pm May, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Saluting the flag
is difficult when the pole
is 3 inches long

4:23 pm May, 30 DarkSock said...

I have just witnessed
Possible “mock of the year”…
Damn you Jacques Doucheteau

4:25 pm May, 30 DarkSock said...

See his Stars and Stripes:
His brown encrusted star-fish,
and Speedo tan lines.

4:26 pm May, 30 DarkSock said...

Unforgivable
Facial hair; Sir I dub thee
Mr. Fu Man Poo

4:27 pm May, 30 DarkSock said...

Fu Manchu Mustache?
Fellatio handlebars?
Hell, Son…why not both?

4:37 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Since his wife screwed him
In the divorce, Hulk Hogan
Finds work where he can.

4:38 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Duck dynasty guy
Fucked Riff Raff to create this
Abomination.

4:40 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

After the roofies
Kick in one of them can say
“I swallowed the worm!”

4:43 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pepe Hernandez
Loudly exclaimed, Los vatos
Douche-os forever!

4:48 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

‘Roids shrink huevos brah
Don’t juice using the bottle
With donkey crossbones

6:24 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fingers in the ass
Is known as “Stirring the Soup”
He licks utensils

6:32 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Golden Sombrero
Strike out three times in one night
The other Hat Trick

8:20 pm May, 30 DarkSock said...

You think anyone
Wants a roundhouse face-kick
While he’s wearing those?

8:50 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rev Chad usually
Shits every two days. Looks
Like Jose’s moustache.

10:00 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Saggy Nortons
Give me the renoBs despite
David Lee Roth, Jr

10:03 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d give chick on left
Unconsentual anal
But in a nice way

10:08 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Marriage is so great
And by great I mean it sucks
Oh, and he’s a douche

10:10 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What kind of panties
Do you think Bleeth on the right
Has on. White cotton?

10:11 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When you get older
You realize you’ll never score
Young Poon Tang again

10:14 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Do you think these girls
Went back to their room and tried
Frottage just for kicks?

10:16 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her vagina is
As big as Lord Stanley’s Cup
And Lord, it’s stanky

10:20 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Girls from Canada
Suck sap from the branch with glee
And saucy anal

10:22 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Love saucy anal
.
Too much Makers

11:44 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I will once again
Devour young poon when I
Grow out my skullet

11:47 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Jose received a
Dirty Sanchez from Señor
Juan Grandehombre

11:49 pm May, 30 Capt. James T. Douche said...

All of these people
Are overly familiar
With chloroformed rags

3:45 am May, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchey Wallnuts extolis with tales of of marital bliss and Frottage. Frottage and shit, he says. But would ya want git marrid again? Fuck no! Once peacefully is tooo much.
.
Got too dfruink for gthe Mrs. tongiht I stinks. No reBon gfor her5

5:44 am May, 31 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Haha, heck yeah.
.
And fuck you all.

1:46 pm June, 2 hermit said...

Well, here it is Monday already and time cast our votes for douchebag of the week.
My vote goes to the old dude from the Memorial Day post, dancing to the thumping techno-DJ racket, barely-audible through his failing hearing aid and what’s left of his dementia-addled mind.
Dude, I know the chick is a barely semi-hot wearing a white Hefty-bag and sporting an inexplicable plastic devil’s pitchfork, but with your protruding hemorrhoids, pacemaker and that hanging hunk of skin-flap that used to be a penis, you ain’t getting any of that shit. Drain your colostomy bag, dump out the contents of your stainless- steel thermos mug, call a cab and get back to the bland food and urine-stained cubicle at the old folks home and die with dignity.

2:20 pm June, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

http://instagram.com/p/oXX-tJiX44/

Pear workout for a rainy Monday.

8:43 pm June, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Fucking Mondays. Dead at my desk at 3:00 P.M.

1:29 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfwY2TNehw
.
I have to stop watching Cosmos on the Lemon Kush. Son.

5:21 pm June, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So Gumby and Reed Richards had a baby and it turned into a douche…
.

11:11 pm June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock was once given Mons-to-Mouth rescuscitation by a Mulatoo stripper. He wife number 2 and 3 found out. Stooned.

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