Wednesday, May 29, 2013

“Game of Barstools”

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Tyrious Asswankius and Khaleesi Sluttius play the game that sweeping the nation, Game of Barstools ™!

Now you and your friends can reenact important plot points from the hit TV show!

Like when that guy who’s related to that other guy kills that person who you vaguely remember from season one who you think had something to do with that other kingdom which rebelled from some power structure, but you’re not sure which, that may or may not be related to the backstory about a previous king we’ve never seen but keep hearing about, who may be the father of an illegitimate heir who married a witch who conjured a demon that slayed another dude who may have secretly married a princess who wasn’t the actual princess but is somehow tied to another kingdom which you know is distinct because it’s very gold there and the people are skinny and bald and they once killed a journeyman who may be a prince who spoke cryptically about a sister who married a footsoldier who was once a king who read a prophesy about a missing child who once dreamed of a crow that flew into a zombie that turned out to be the illegitimate child of the footman at Downton Abbey.

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2:29 pm May, 29 creature said...

Khaleesi looks like a top earner for Pimpious mos Odious

3:03 pm May, 29 Tits McGee said...

I’m pretty sure this broad ranks her Friday night plans on a scale from Maserati to Maybach. The human cud around whom she is wrapped in this picture would probably pay his hypothetical friends to compliment him while they stare at his bare chest.
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This picture made me unjustifiably angry on a day which was supposed to be a joyous romp filled with Vicodin and Four Loko.
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And yet I check this site more religiously than most religious people check their moral superiority.
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Tithe.

3:18 pm May, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Are there any midgets?

3:33 pm May, 29 The Dude said...

Thanks for the perspective, McGee.
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Tittaethe

3:55 pm May, 29 douchebag1 said...

Tits McGee, I keep it going to keep you entertained and fuel your rage. Rage is important.
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- management

4:06 pm May, 29 I douche, therefore I am said...

Tits McGee for Comment of the Week! What happened to that anyways?

4:33 pm May, 29 The Dude said...

DB1 always makes me giggle at work. I blame it on him, and so far, I’m getting away with that.

5:35 pm May, 29 FredN. said...

Come for the hot chicks, stay for the comments.

6:02 pm May, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I don’t normally care for blondes, but he is stunning.

6:03 pm May, 29 FredN. said...

Come on the hot chicks, spray on the comments.

6:04 pm May, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Her first nose is currently on permanent loan to the Warsaw Schnozzola Museum.

6:07 pm May, 29 FredN. said...

Spay the comments.
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Working on 2nd Cuba Libre, sorry.

6:36 pm May, 29 FredN. said...

Go Hawks

6:36 pm May, 29 creature said...

catch up fred
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she has an ATM slot inserted caesarean for EZ transactions

6:50 pm May, 29 FredN. said...

I’m caught up you silly-nosed she-beast.
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Go Hawks! 1-0 cuz of Sharp

6:51 pm May, 29 FredN. said...

And I refer to your avatar, not your true physical structure.

6:51 pm May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I was out for a semi-annual staff dinner with Mrs. Kroeger and her partners, who have hired me to co-manage the firm cause they don’t know shit and I’m awesome. I got those fuckers working so hard to meet my profitability goals that we were all drunk by 9. Luckily Lenny was driving the bus. It is now time for weed. Fuck you Nancy! Banish her DB1, she brings the intellectual quotient down to “May be gainfully employed with treatment.” Son. See you for Haiku.

6:53 pm May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I found that Jolie broad’suterus and breasts in the garbage. Dog still has scabies. Fuck.

7:11 pm May, 29 creature said...

there’s a cocck on that creature…just tucked behind
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hosers

9:11 pm May, 29 killdoucher said...

wtf, isnt that guy the lawyer from l.a law or sumptin?

9:13 pm May, 29 killdoucher said...

piers corbin er… bernson porssy?

9:24 pm May, 29 strangdouche said...

There for brookes daughter.

5:47 am May, 30 Dickie Fingers said...

WTF? Dreuche is kicked out again? I think she is one of the best posters on this site.
Censorship and shit.

6:38 am May, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Dammit, I flushed twice to prevent them from climbing out and acting all douchey. Must have missed one.

7:58 am May, 30 The Dude said...

Favorite place ever, here. Even with Dreuche.

8:34 am May, 30 creature said...

1 out of 5 posters is ND & her multitude of lame monikers
…woman eats canned frosting, chainsmokes virginia slims & haunts this site
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troll dolls

8:36 am May, 30 FredN. said...

Don’t knock canned frosting. Almost as sweet as my Cuba Libres.

1:02 pm May, 30 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Dreuche has got a little thing for Anna on left. Or maybe for Fearless Fly on right.

1:04 pm May, 30 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t know what all you guys are talking about, but that’s my kind of honey.
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On our left. Jerks.

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