Thursday, July 11, 2013
Purple Perry Hits on Hott Mom Cheryl at the PTA After-Party
C’mon, you always suspected that those boring, stodgy Parent-Teacher-Association meetings that your mom and dad used to go to on a Tuesday night in the gym at your school weren’t all about funding and after-school programs, right?
That’s because mom and dad never told you about the legendary PTA After-Parties.
I even heard that Mick and Keith once dropped into the Jefferson Elementary PTA After-Party in Decatur, Illinois one Tuesday back in ’78. They did blow with Mrs. Everly off a fold-out desk in the janitorial closet until 4am that night. It took the custodial staff three days to clean the puke stains out of the lunchroom rug after that shindig, I tell you.
Her boobies are big.
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His lips match his shirt.
Did he get dressed in his teenage daughter’s closet?
Doilies!
Her boobs are macramézing.
is there a giant can proportional to those big ass jugs?
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metaphor mixers
Those boobies need man lotion. Pink Douche doesn’t know how/can’t please her.
Garanimals for the effeminate: now in matching lipstick and top!
He sucked Mick’s tiny wrinkled cock.
Whoa giant cans!! Hers are pretty big too.
yup, maggie with her gay friend geoffrey
Looks more like a B’nai Brith/J-Date mixer co-sponsored by AARP.
I’ve seen Purple Perry’s lips before…where was it?
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Oh, yeah:
I would try Cheryl’s cupcakes, compliment them, and offer more frosting.
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From my meat hose.**
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**You see…that last part was that step too far I take sometimes. Uncalled for.
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Then I’d tell her “There would only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus”.
^ I just coffee’d my monitor.
Did a doily commit hara-kiri on her ample bosom?
“…destroy Uranus”
HAR HAR HAR!