Thursday, July 11, 2013

Purple Perry Hits on Hott Mom Cheryl at the PTA After-Party

Old-DB

C’mon, you always suspected that those boring, stodgy Parent-Teacher-Association meetings that your mom and dad used to go to on a Tuesday night in the gym at your school weren’t all about funding and after-school programs, right?

That’s because mom and dad never told you about the legendary PTA After-Parties.

I even heard that Mick and Keith once dropped into the Jefferson Elementary PTA After-Party in Decatur, Illinois one Tuesday back in ’78. They did blow with Mrs. Everly off a fold-out desk in the janitorial closet until 4am that night. It took the custodial staff three days to clean the puke stains out of the lunchroom rug after that shindig, I tell you.

# posted by douchebag1
2:14 pm July, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Her boobies are big.

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His lips match his shirt.

3:00 pm July, 11 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Did he get dressed in his teenage daughter’s closet?

Doilies!

4:38 pm July, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Her boobs are macramézing.

4:45 pm July, 11 creature said...

is there a giant can proportional to those big ass jugs?

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metaphor mixers

4:48 pm July, 11 bigphatnotadouche said...

Those boobies need man lotion. Pink Douche doesn’t know how/can’t please her.

4:50 pm July, 11 Wheezer said...

Garanimals for the effeminate: now in matching lipstick and top!

5:05 pm July, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He sucked Mick’s tiny wrinkled cock.

5:21 pm July, 11 Guid is Good said...

Whoa giant cans!! Hers are pretty big too.

6:58 pm July, 11 creature said...

yup, maggie with her gay friend geoffrey

6:29 am July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks more like a B’nai Brith/J-Date mixer co-sponsored by AARP.

6:57 am July, 12 DarkSock said...

I’ve seen Purple Perry’s lips before…where was it?
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Oh, yeah:
eeq

6:59 am July, 12 DarkSock said...

I would try Cheryl’s cupcakes, compliment them, and offer more frosting.

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From my meat hose.**

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**You see…that last part was that step too far I take sometimes. Uncalled for.

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Then I’d tell her “There would only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus”.

7:01 am July, 12 Douche Wayne said...

^ I just coffee’d my monitor.

8:27 am July, 12 JG said...

Did a doily commit hara-kiri on her ample bosom?

11:21 am July, 12 creature said...

“…destroy Uranus”

HAR HAR HAR!

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