Monday, September 2, 2013
Kettlehead Says Happy Labor Day!
HCwDB semi-legend Kettlehead has ditched the Kettle atopst his head to simply become… Head.
However, the douchal ‘brow remains in full effect.
As is the power to attract slutty bar hotts named Kelly.
Happy Labor Day to all long time ‘bag hunters! Your humb narrs just celebrated the one-month anniversary of this strange creature who has entered my home and demanded care. Sleep is not to be had.
So priorities have shifted around here.
But douchebags still annoy. Like this unworldly gang of barely pubescent pudwacks.
And with my unwittingly Bleethy protege, Snooki, now firmly ensconced in popular culture on the upcoming Dancing with the Stars, my penance is not yet done.
EDIT: More classic Kettlehead HCwDB here, here, here, and here.
No penance shall ever suffice.
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No matter how cute your kids is.
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And I’m proud to say I had no idea about this latest Snooki info.
Years ago, the world was aghast at the antics of a Mr. Howard Stern.
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Today, every television show is in some way, often more than one, derived from something he did on the air.
I used to see this tiny douche at ft Lauderdale bars all the time.He doesn’t like being called Pete Head.
Years ago, I told my brother I couldn’t stand the Howard Stern show (radio version). He said how could I hold his program in disdain if I’ve never listened to it. So I tuned my radio to the H.S. program and he had a guy on there playing the piano with his penis.
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I stand corrected. It was fuk’n hilarious.
I would prefer if we ‘dubbed’ him, Skillet to the Head
…btw, he’s got spiders crawling outta his ear
Deer Kelly,
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I do not have perfectly sculpted eyebrows, in fact at some point in the future I shall have one brow. And it is for that reason you should ditch Head for me.
God, Kettle is scarily douche. This is modern era douche. We should all hang our heads in shame.
Kettlehead only knows of one shirt size. Too Small.
Biggie Smalls
Kettlehead is the result of Arian experiments to combine the strength and sheer menacing features of the gorilla with the a commedic human experiment called the will ferrell.
How in the hell is kettle not in the hall of douche bag fame, this guy’s douchebag photos are the stuff of legend! So any chance this slime ball can finally win a weekly?!?!? As for the hoe bag Kelly next to him I must say last time I saw a face like hers it had a hook in it!
He looks constipated. He also looks like his ear is tagged like a common farm sheep. Nice look Head, if you were going for the vapid bovine creature waiting for his back, ribs and ass to be sheared look
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Are sheep considered “bovine” ?
Dawwwww… What a cute little human-grub you have there. And already has a more mature hairdo than Kettle Head.
Is it just me or is Kelly wrong on all sorts of levels? Always kinda found girls with blue, green or purple hair to be lacking on many fronts.
It’s only a problem if the carpet matches the drapes.
Kettlehead does not like to be called Kettlehead.
Immediate induction into the Hall of Cute (HoC) for DB1s baby, I say!
I have run into Kettlehead several times in bars around Ft. Lauderdale. The boy is a fidget.
Any chance Kettlehead is related to Xenu?
You guys realize that not her natural color, don’t you?
Just looked at K-Head’s CV.
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This guy is the Zelig of ‘bags. Whatever was cool a year earlier, he’s got it going.
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Next up: The Rollie Fingers ‘stache.