Thursday, September 12, 2013
Vinnie Sphincter Is In Bidness, Yo
Yo! He got mad business props, yo!
Like, took one of them online classes, you know what he’s sayin’? One of them mad bidness classes! Like at DeVry or maybe U. of Phoenix, it don’t matter to Vinnie Sphincter. All that matters is he took that class yo, and it was tight!
Like skies openin up and rainin’ money n’ shit!
And now Vinnie’s all makin’ mad cash and snaggin’ Sexy Belinda, and hustlin’ and, you know, doin’ what it takes to get shit done!
Don’t ask questions, son! Vinnie Sphincter don’t have to explain nuthin’ to ya!
If ya got the goods you don’t gotta answer to know one is all he’s sayin’.
What’s that?
His cell phone just got cut off?
Don’t be mad hatin’, yo.
It’s all part of the plan.
Mom: Vincenzo! VINCENZO!
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Vinny Sphincter : Waah?!?
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Mom: Come upstairs! The lights are flickering from whatever you’re doing down there!
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VS: I’ll never get this off the ground…….
“And now Vinnie’s all makin’ mad cash and snaggin’ Sexy Belinda, and hustlin’ and, you know, doin’ what it takes to get shit done!”
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Yes, mopping the toilets at the strip club is off the chain, yo!
Yo Vinny your IROC is getting towed.
Wow. Madonna’s granddaughter can sure pull the Jersey turds.
Snagged your pee hole in yer zipper, “Cry Later”
Belinda barfed in your car, “Cry Later”
P.O. wants a urine test right now, “Cry Later”
That “wart” on the side of your cocck won’t clear up, “Cry Later”
Bank turned down your loan application for the Corvette, “Cry Later”
Sexy Belinda just started rubbing her hard on against your leg. “Cry Later”
The check you just wrote to Raritan Valley Community College just bounced. “Cry Later”.
Your baby-momma just filed a court garnishment with your employer (Oil & Lube Express). “Cry Later”
sphinctofercation yo!
Sexy Belindas nose is longer than your schwantz. “Cry Later”.
Life of Vinnie:
“Cry Later” if you have $10,000 in credit debt and a $15K/year job.
“Cry Later” if that sore on your peen is still bleeding after a month.
“Cry Later” when a hobo steals all your shit out of the cardboard box you live in under the overpass.
“Cry Later” when your find out she’s just put Grindr on your phone. And it won’t stop ringing.
I can honestly say that if it could in any way endanger the mental health of my closest family and friends, my business associates and acquaintances, old elementary school chums and playground pals, pets alive and dead, people of other countries and my parts, protozoa and lower forms, pigs and Muslims: I’d do her in the butt for a spreeee!
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And the meek (respect) shall inherit the Earth (unless they’re pussies).
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Watching a girl I fucked in high school rule the local government with her CAO capacity is awesome especially
CFO, sorry Maureen you Jewish mangacake. What a fucking nose! There was never a question that we would have anything, uhg, permanent. You an I both know we were going places. Only thing was it was the 80’s and you didn’t do coke. So we both end up back in the the dirty c