Friday, October 18, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Mia said “Good night;
I’m feeling a little horse…”
…I’ll be here all week…

Donkey Douche out
for a night on the town
forgets people mask

– Chris in ‘Baghdad

 

Girls call him “Mister
Trifecta”. Horse face, rough ride,
finishes real quick

– Magnum Douche P. I.

Unclear on concept:
Save a horse, ride a douchebag?
Cowboys sing the blues.

– Charles Douchewin

When Orwell wrote “Two
legs good, four legs bad” he could
never thought of this.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

PCP. It’s not
Just for breakfast anymore
She rides the pony.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Sarah Jessica
Parker enters club. This guy
says “hey sis, what’s up?”

– Magnum Douche P.I.
as
foot

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7:12 am October, 18 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Donkey Douche out
for a night on the town
forgets people mask

7:14 am October, 18 saulgoode42 said...

New adaptation
Of ‘Horse Feathers’ now casting
For Skid-marks Brothers

7:19 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

It was all downhill
Once Seabiscuit got a taste
of celebrity.

7:24 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

“Mr. Ed?!? TO HELL
WITH MISTER ED!! He was a
goddam sellout! NEIGH!!!”

7:27 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Lederhosen with
overalls? I wouldn’t be
caught dead wearing that.

7:29 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

“Why do I smell pee?”
“Please let me introduce my
new best friend, DarkSock.”

7:39 am October, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This guy looks like a
Horse’s Ass! Best to send him
To the Dog Food Plant.

7:46 am October, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Hotts near a douche horse
make Emily Davison
sad for the future.

7:49 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Girls call him “Mister
Trifecta”. Horse face, rough ride,
finishes real quick

7:51 am October, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Unclear on concept:
Save a horse, ride a douchebag?
Cowboys sing the blues.

8:09 am October, 18 Dickie Fingers said...

Aww c’mon Wilbur
let me take her to the barn
hoof wackin is lame

8:12 am October, 18 The Dude said...

Will DarkSock be here
For a week of diaper free
Humor? Hiyo, Silver!

8:13 am October, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I’m hung like a horse
Douche says to seduce young MIa
That horse should be hung.

8:19 am October, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Douchebag down the stretch
Will he get vag by a nose?
Always pulls up lame

8:35 am October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kim’s grad school project
involving interspecies
erotica starts.

8:36 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Mia should remove
her blinders before she gets
a mouthful of oats.

8:39 am October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He promised her a
stallion but all she received
was a show pony.

8:40 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Douchebag wants to join
the Brony crowd, but he is
unclear on concept.

8:45 am October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When Orwell wrote “Two
legs good, four legs bad” he could
never thought of this.

9:17 am October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

New theme night at club
“Pee In Horse Butt , Get In Free”
Bucky’s hole is sore

9:24 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

“I’m hung like a horse”
Sue thinks more likely he’ll be
“Quick out of the gate”

9:36 am October, 18 The Dude said...

PeeBiscuit wishes
Wearing a horse mask brought him
A farm animal.

9:36 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I puts ketamine
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Equine hose.

9:37 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

PCP. It’s not
Just for breakfast anymore
She rides the pony.

9:39 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She sees apocalypse
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Horsey Hole.

9:41 am October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Myra is relieved
Comes up for air from wearing
Ass part of horse suit

9:59 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sarah Jessica
Parker enters club. This guy
says “hey sis, what’s up?”

10:09 am October, 18 Dr Magnifico said...

The thing with horse cock
Is that after you eat it
You’re hungry again

10:09 am October, 18 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Cigar, Ruffian
Asian Hott Exacta Box
Lederhosen to show

10:23 am October, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Scores trifecta box
Gonorrhea, syphilis
chlamydia too

12:02 pm October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Very nice SJP
Horse and foot mashup Dark Sock
She’s ugly bitchos.

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