Friday, October 18, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Mia said “Good night;

I’m feeling a little horse…”

…I’ll be here all week…

Donkey Douche out

for a night on the town

forgets people mask

— Chris in ‘Baghdad

 

Girls call him “Mister

Trifecta”. Horse face, rough ride,

finishes real quick

— Magnum Douche P. I.

Unclear on concept:

Save a horse, ride a douchebag?

Cowboys sing the blues.

— Charles Douchewin

When Orwell wrote “Two

legs good, four legs bad” he could

never thought of this.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

PCP. It’s not

Just for breakfast anymore

She rides the pony.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Sarah Jessica

Parker enters club. This guy

says “hey sis, what’s up?”

— Magnum Douche P.I.

as

foot

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:12 am October, 18 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Donkey Douche out

for a night on the town

forgets people mask

7:14 am October, 18 saulgoode42 said...

New adaptation

Of ‘Horse Feathers’ now casting

For Skid-marks Brothers

7:19 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

It was all downhill

Once Seabiscuit got a taste

of celebrity.

7:24 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

“Mr. Ed?!? TO HELL

WITH MISTER ED!! He was a

goddam sellout! NEIGH!!!”

7:27 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Lederhosen with

overalls? I wouldn’t be

caught dead wearing that.

7:29 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

“Why do I smell pee?”

“Please let me introduce my

new best friend, DarkSock.”

7:39 am October, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This guy looks like a

Horse’s Ass! Best to send him

To the Dog Food Plant.

7:46 am October, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Hotts near a douche horse

make Emily Davison

sad for the future.

7:49 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Girls call him “Mister

Trifecta”. Horse face, rough ride,

finishes real quick

7:51 am October, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Unclear on concept:

Save a horse, ride a douchebag?

Cowboys sing the blues.

8:09 am October, 18 Dickie Fingers said...

Aww c’mon Wilbur

let me take her to the barn

hoof wackin is lame

8:12 am October, 18 The Dude said...

Will DarkSock be here

For a week of diaper free

Humor? Hiyo, Silver!

8:13 am October, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I’m hung like a horse

Douche says to seduce young MIa

That horse should be hung.

8:19 am October, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Douchebag down the stretch

Will he get vag by a nose?

Always pulls up lame

8:35 am October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kim’s grad school project

involving interspecies

erotica starts.

8:36 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Mia should remove

her blinders before she gets

a mouthful of oats.

8:39 am October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He promised her a

stallion but all she received

was a show pony.

8:40 am October, 18 Douche Wayne said...

Douchebag wants to join

the Brony crowd, but he is

unclear on concept.

8:45 am October, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When Orwell wrote “Two

legs good, four legs bad” he could

never thought of this.

9:17 am October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

New theme night at club

“Pee In Horse Butt , Get In Free”

Bucky’s hole is sore

9:24 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

“I’m hung like a horse”

Sue thinks more likely he’ll be

“Quick out of the gate”

9:36 am October, 18 The Dude said...

PeeBiscuit wishes

Wearing a horse mask brought him

A farm animal.

9:36 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I puts ketamine

In the basket or it gets

The hose. Equine hose.

9:37 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

PCP. It’s not

Just for breakfast anymore

She rides the pony.

9:39 am October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She sees apocalypse

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Horsey Hole.

9:41 am October, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Myra is relieved

Comes up for air from wearing

Ass part of horse suit

9:59 am October, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Sarah Jessica

Parker enters club. This guy

says “hey sis, what’s up?”

10:09 am October, 18 Dr Magnifico said...

The thing with horse cock

Is that after you eat it

You’re hungry again

10:09 am October, 18 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Cigar, Ruffian

Asian Hott Exacta Box

Lederhosen to show

10:23 am October, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Scores trifecta box

Gonorrhea, syphilis

chlamydia too

12:02 pm October, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Very nice SJP

Horse and foot mashup Dark Sock

She’s ugly bitchos.

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