Friday, October 18, 2013
Friday Haiku
Mia said “Good night;
I’m feeling a little horse…”
…I’ll be here all week…
Donkey Douche out
for a night on the town
forgets people mask
— Chris in ‘Baghdad
Girls call him “Mister
Trifecta”. Horse face, rough ride,
finishes real quick
— Magnum Douche P. I.
Unclear on concept:
Save a horse, ride a douchebag?
Cowboys sing the blues.
— Charles Douchewin
When Orwell wrote “Two
legs good, four legs bad” he could
never thought of this.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
PCP. It’s not
Just for breakfast anymore
She rides the pony.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Sarah Jessica
Parker enters club. This guy
says “hey sis, what’s up?”
— Magnum Douche P.I.
Donkey Douche out
for a night on the town
forgets people mask
New adaptation
Of ‘Horse Feathers’ now casting
For Skid-marks Brothers
It was all downhill
Once Seabiscuit got a taste
of celebrity.
“Mr. Ed?!? TO HELL
WITH MISTER ED!! He was a
goddam sellout! NEIGH!!!”
Lederhosen with
overalls? I wouldn’t be
caught dead wearing that.
“Why do I smell pee?”
“Please let me introduce my
new best friend, DarkSock.”
This guy looks like a
Horse’s Ass! Best to send him
To the Dog Food Plant.
Hotts near a douche horse
make Emily Davison
sad for the future.
Girls call him “Mister
Trifecta”. Horse face, rough ride,
finishes real quick
Unclear on concept:
Save a horse, ride a douchebag?
Cowboys sing the blues.
Aww c’mon Wilbur
let me take her to the barn
hoof wackin is lame
Will DarkSock be here
For a week of diaper free
Humor? Hiyo, Silver!
I’m hung like a horse
Douche says to seduce young MIa
That horse should be hung.
Douchebag down the stretch
Will he get vag by a nose?
Always pulls up lame
Kim’s grad school project
involving interspecies
erotica starts.
Mia should remove
her blinders before she gets
a mouthful of oats.
He promised her a
stallion but all she received
was a show pony.
Douchebag wants to join
the Brony crowd, but he is
unclear on concept.
When Orwell wrote “Two
legs good, four legs bad” he could
never thought of this.
New theme night at club
“Pee In Horse Butt , Get In Free”
Bucky’s hole is sore
“I’m hung like a horse”
Sue thinks more likely he’ll be
“Quick out of the gate”
PeeBiscuit wishes
Wearing a horse mask brought him
A farm animal.
I puts ketamine
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Equine hose.
PCP. It’s not
Just for breakfast anymore
She rides the pony.
She sees apocalypse
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Horsey Hole.
Myra is relieved
Comes up for air from wearing
Ass part of horse suit
Sarah Jessica
Parker enters club. This guy
says “hey sis, what’s up?”
The thing with horse cock
Is that after you eat it
You’re hungry again
Cigar, Ruffian
Asian Hott Exacta Box
Lederhosen to show
Scores trifecta box
Gonorrhea, syphilis
chlamydia too
Very nice SJP
Horse and foot mashup Dark Sock
She’s ugly bitchos.