Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Ties McJohnson Hits on Amazon Kelly

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Pop Quiz: Name the brand of bodyspray that Ties McJohnson likes to apply before:

a) the sexy times
b) His 12am-8am shift working the grease fryer at the Fry Shack
c) asking his parents for some bro time spending cash
d) family counseling services
e) bed

Bonus points: Find the broken peen carefully hidden in Ties McJohnson’s spandex shorts

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2:33 pm October, 22 bigphatnotadouche said...

now that’s a hot chick with a douche bag
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fwappers

2:50 pm October, 22 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Is this “bleach blonds with huge fake cans with douchebags” ? Cause that’s cool with me. Just askin.

3:08 pm October, 22 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Mr. Obvious says, “That is an attractive girl.”

3:10 pm October, 22 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

First one to look for the broken peen, raise your hand! DB1 don’t have enough “bonus points” for me to caste my gaze to his nether regions.

3:41 pm October, 22 The Dude said...

Hot Chicks with Broken Dicks.

4:16 pm October, 22 Wheezer said...

[Bonus points: Find the broken peen carefully hidden in Ties McJohnson’s spandex shorts]
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It’s actually Donkey Douche’s shriveled left nut up his ass.

5:18 pm October, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I Effin LOVE hott chicks that can use a restaurant table napkin as a bikini brief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5:54 pm October, 22 Vin J Douchal said...

A broken peen is no laughing matter.

Hahahahahahahahahahaabahah

6:03 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Y’alls gotta go back to yesterday 8:55 pm and check out Hiairy PalmerBags link of classic Douchevolution. Son.

6:05 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hyperbole of HCWDB?

6:05 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Superbole?

6:05 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oxymoronic?

6:07 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tito and Daisy Fuentes?

6:10 pm October, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lucky dork and kind overall picture thinking blind girl with an Elven(respect) bloodline?

6:35 pm October, 22 Steve said...

Victoria Silvsdet Playmate of the Year 1998?

2:00 am October, 23 Douchble Helix said...

While I appreciate the excuse to check out Victoria Silvsdet, I think not. Besides, 1998 was a long time ago.

6:33 am October, 23 I douche, therefore I am said...

Maybe I’m completely wrong, but judging by her inflataboobs, her hair, and the height difference between them, I am led to believe that this is the coupling from Tuesday’s “And then this happened”… If that is actually correct, then I say three Hallelujahs for her sunglases…

6:35 am October, 23 DarkSock said...

Wait…”I douche, therefore I am” may be on to something here…
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Wheezer?

11:05 am October, 23 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t see that, but today’s (Wednesday) Tinkerbell & Tie thing is these two, right?

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