Friday, November 29, 2013

Thanksgiving Haiku

stan97915

When Grey Goose shots fail,
Kevin’s got a brand new game,
‘Try my ‘Play station?’”.

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7:30 am November, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bad case of jaundice
Does not stop this Tool from his
Grinding on ladies

7:33 am November, 29 Dr Magnifico said...

Confused Kevin don’t know shit
Sloan face not thankful
Luck ‘O’ the Irish

7:36 am November, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ring finger missing:
Di-betic Neuropathy:
Hope it hits his nads!

7:41 am November, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His left arm tat says
“Defecation’ – his proud claim
To his creation.

7:47 am November, 29 Dr Magnifico said...

Stub axle finger
Still puts half one in the stink
Green meant to be pink

8:13 am November, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

Fake glasses, fake stash’.
Real life choice, bought with fake cash.
None green with envy.

8:24 am November, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Green Ass Goblin
Strikes again with The Shocker
Yet blue balls remain.

8:26 am November, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Michael Myers Douche
Brother that he did not get
A chance to murder.

9:19 am November, 29 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Ignobel Peace Prize
To the one who figures out
A way to punch him.

9:25 am November, 29 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Two in the pink and
one in the stink ain’t really
a Shocker to her.

9:29 am November, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She will agree to
Have sex with him if he leaves
Mask on and stays mute.

9:30 am November, 29 HCwDB_NYC said...

If you scan his code
You’ll learn how he lost digit:
Seng’s chastity belt

10:38 am November, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“How much did I drink?”
she thought after giving head
to Guy Fawkes troll doll

11:31 am November, 29 creature said...

Joey ate turkey
left out on counter all night
salmonella face

11:39 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Party goes bad for
Green Goblin and Slut Surfer
Thing weeps from afar.

11:40 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t do retards
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

11:41 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the bar code
In the basket or it gets
The Hose. Retard hose.

11:42 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Band sings on. O
Phelia! Is my dick in
Your bung. Goblet dick.

11:47 am November, 29 Morbo said...

Thanksgiving riddle:
Two more drinks, she’ll say “Gobble.”
Which one’s the turkey?

11:57 am November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Call him, “Douche Miser.”
Spawn of Heat and Cold Miser
But not a cartoon

12:05 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hallucination?
Too much turkey, pumpkin pie?
I hope he’s not real

12:08 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She makes Pucker Face
As he sodomizes her
Whilst standing at bar

12:21 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Petite Persian Bleeth
Escaped from the Ayatollah
Couldn’t escape Douche

12:34 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Whilst ordering drink
Tonya gets anal from douche
And The Herpes, Too

12:44 pm November, 29 Shaving Ryans Privates said...

One day of the year
A yellow faced douche
I dream of beatdowns…and pie

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