Friday, November 29, 2013

Thanksgiving Haiku

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When Grey Goose shots fail,

Kevin’s got a brand new game,

‘Try my ‘Play station?'”.

# posted by douchebag1
7:30 am November, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bad case of jaundice

Does not stop this Tool from his

Grinding on ladies

7:33 am November, 29 Dr Magnifico said...

Confused Kevin don’t know shit

Sloan face not thankful

Luck ‘O’ the Irish

7:36 am November, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ring finger missing:

Di-betic Neuropathy:

Hope it hits his nads!

7:41 am November, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His left arm tat says

“Defecation’ – his proud claim

To his creation.

7:47 am November, 29 Dr Magnifico said...

Stub axle finger

Still puts half one in the stink

Green meant to be pink

8:13 am November, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

Fake glasses, fake stash’.

Real life choice, bought with fake cash.

None green with envy.

8:24 am November, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Green Ass Goblin

Strikes again with The Shocker

Yet blue balls remain.

8:26 am November, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Michael Myers Douche

Brother that he did not get

A chance to murder.

9:19 am November, 29 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Ignobel Peace Prize

To the one who figures out

A way to punch him.

9:25 am November, 29 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Two in the pink and

one in the stink ain’t really

a Shocker to her.

9:29 am November, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She will agree to

Have sex with him if he leaves

Mask on and stays mute.

9:30 am November, 29 HCwDB_NYC said...

If you scan his code

You’ll learn how he lost digit:

Seng’s chastity belt

10:38 am November, 29 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“How much did I drink?”

she thought after giving head

to Guy Fawkes troll doll

11:31 am November, 29 creature said...

Joey ate turkey

left out on counter all night

salmonella face

11:39 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Party goes bad for

Green Goblin and Slut Surfer

Thing weeps from afar.

11:40 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t do retards

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

11:41 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the bar code

In the basket or it gets

The Hose. Retard hose.

11:42 am November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Band sings on. O

Phelia! Is my dick in

Your bung. Goblet dick.

11:47 am November, 29 Morbo said...

Thanksgiving riddle:

Two more drinks, she’ll say “Gobble.”

Which one’s the turkey?

11:57 am November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Call him, “Douche Miser.”

Spawn of Heat and Cold Miser

But not a cartoon

12:05 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hallucination?

Too much turkey, pumpkin pie?

I hope he’s not real

12:08 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She makes Pucker Face

As he sodomizes her

Whilst standing at bar

12:21 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Petite Persian Bleeth

Escaped from the Ayatollah

Couldn’t escape Douche

12:34 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Whilst ordering drink

Tonya gets anal from douche

And The Herpes, Too

12:44 pm November, 29 Shaving Ryans Privates said...

One day of the year

A yellow faced douche

I dream of beatdowns…and pie

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