Friday, November 29, 2013

Thanksgiving Thoughts and Links

unnamed (1)

EDIT: The last pic may have actually featured a special needs guy, and I don’t mock them, so I’ve swapped it out with this collection of classic Vegasian hottie/douchery.

Here’s the rest of the original post:

Kinda a quiet post-turkal Thanksgivukkah here in the DB1′s household. Too quiet.

All the chocolate coins were eaten by mid November. So that’s out.

But I did just learn how to stream video through this magic device called a Roku. You know what that means. Every episode of Black Adder, Red Dwarf, and Fawlty Towers will now commence to be viewed.

Because I plan on a productive weekend.

Here’s yer links:

Your HCwDB Buy Your Christmas/Hannukah Gifts on Amazon After Clicking This Link to Help Support The Site Link of the Week: The first step in telling Time Warner or DirectTV to kiss your black ass goodbye

Do not get drunk in India. No, seriously. Don’t.

Some days I really, really wish I worked for the TSA.

1970s vintage beach shots. Like looking into an alien world at once both similar and dissimilar to our own. Uncanny valley in effect.

My next book: The Douchebag with the Miley Cyrus Tattoo.

Douchey Asian tatts translated (for reals, yo).

Fake tanning douchebleethery: 2.0.

Remember those New Wave/Punk musicians and singers from the 1980s? Lookin’ good.

And yet more dancin’ in the aisles.

Okay, nuff of that silliness. Have some:

Airbrushpear

Sure it’s digitally altered fantasy. But so’s your moms.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars
Loading ... Loading ...
# posted by douchebag1
Links n' stuff:
12:47 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bananarama still gives me a Bonerama

2:04 pm November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Half of those 70′s beach shots were Tony Alva and Stacy Peralta.
.
Is that Roku like the Apple TV?
.
I second the Bonerama.
.
Kate Bush turned into a Baboooshka! Fuck you Father time! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! I’m getting of of here alive ya old cocksucker unless i have to kill myself from the pain first and shit.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

3:44 pm November, 29 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I third the Bonerama.
.
And by “third”, I mean I wish to the the peanut butter in their peanut butter and Bananarama sandwich.

3:47 pm November, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kate Bush got hit with the Menopause Stick the size of Paul Bunyon’s axe, and it’s still hitting her. It’s the only thing hitting her.

4:04 pm November, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Menopause Stick is the name of Dark Sock’s second ex-wife that he married two times while at sea’s next band.

4:23 pm November, 29 Guid is Good said...

That fat Chinese lesbian knows how to party.
.
Confucians

9:11 pm November, 29 Ted Brogan said...

If you don’t all have a Roku yet, buy one. Seriously.

11:19 pm November, 29 Guid is Good said...

I’ll give you the tip – ain’t nobody running up that hill.

4:28 am November, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just found this on Roku:
.
Smoke your doobies first son.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kg0v0Er8Ak

5:41 am November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

I give each of those aging rockers credit for being alive.
.
Except Nina Hagen.

5:42 am November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

Love Roku!
.
“Goodbye Time Warner”?
.
Not so much. They are my internet provider.

6:12 am November, 30 David Sholts said...

Yeah, Babanarama, and the Go Gos still got a little something going on.

8:12 am November, 30 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Brunette on right in pic above is absolute perfection. A perfect 10. But this pic belongs on Hot Chicks With Their “Special Needs” Brothers, not here. Just sayin.

8:33 am November, 30 douchebag1 said...

Is that guy actually special needs? If so, I’mma take the pic down. What say you people?

9:33 am November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

Take it down.

9:39 am November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

Great vid, rev. Nice to see all the players smiling.
.
And a barely recognizable young Jimi.

12:18 pm November, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

TSA pear just set me up the bomb. In my pants.

1:00 pm November, 30 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d load my heat seeking missile into Katie Pierson’s B-52 any day.
.
.
.One of your best Thoughts & Links DB1. Thanks.

.
.And Happy Chanukah!
.
.
L’Chiam!

8:01 pm November, 30 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Boss, you did the right thing. And by the way I’m way impressed that your are so attentive to your site, especially on the holiday weekend. But can you forward me the pic of the special needs dude with his sister, cause she was seriously smokin and I can photo shop him out and maybe my missus might not notice if I print that pic up and put it on our headboard tonight for me to look at during our love makin session. Thanks.

9:27 pm November, 30 DarkSock said...

Fuck it. I’m gettin’ a Roku.

1:33 am December, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck it. I’m getting a retard.

6:44 am December, 1 Douchble Helix said...

Youse is a classy guy, Chief.
.
Happy holidays to the entire 1 clan.

Leave a Reply