Saturday, January 1, 2005

2005ku

DB10004

Back in time haiku

Only for the chosen few

To mock dribble chin

*************

Small hand cleans the ears

For those with gyroscopic wax

And and gritty wax.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Her prom date backed out

Mitch, ex-con school janitor,

fills in for picture

— Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Tiny mushroom cloud

Another atrocity

On chin of asshole

— Jacques Doucheteau

The long long ago

Before they knew the true true

They had not the Smart.

— Crucial Atlas

The death of this site

Is like that bitch Glenn Close in

Fatal Attraction

— hermit said…

It puts the future

In the basket or it gets

The singularity

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Maybe if I grow

Chin Fung no one will look at

My massive eyebrows

— DoucheyWallnuts

Dyspeptic douchebag

Trying to enjoy this night

Whilst squealching huge farts

— Vin Douchal

# posted by douchebag1
8:41 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Small hand cleans the ears

For those with gyroscopic wax

And and gritty wax.

8:44 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

2005

Means I have more time to get

Stoned. Maybe less kids.

8:45 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is Lenny getting

Here in twenty minutes or

Nine years and 2 months.

8:57 am February, 28 The Dude said...

She’s a buttercup

Just waiting for my man loaf

Better chin dribble

9:01 am February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

We knew that the boss

couldn’t really end this thing.

The mock must go on

9:03 am February, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

Future to the back.

We know how it’ll all end.

The mock recursive?

9:08 am February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Floating hand points to

the obvious. She dates him

to piss off her dad

9:14 am February, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

Hot Chick with DoucheBag

Reboot? Leonard Nemoy stops

by, leaves gift for Jacques.

9:17 am February, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

Fact: picture taken

yesterday. Soulpatch started

growing in 05′.

9:32 am February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Her prom date backed out

Mitch, ex-con school janitor,

fills in for picture

9:42 am February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

She looks like a white

Michelle Obama. He looks

like total white trash

9:49 am February, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Facial hair looks like

small cock and balls after

the real thing been there

9:50 am February, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Tiny mushroom cloud

Another atrocity

On chin of asshole

10:06 am February, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Yeah he’s got a hot

chick now, but every morning

he wakes up to this

10:11 am February, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What happens if we

continue to post here for

the next twenty months?

10:13 am February, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Looking forward to

Jacques’ 2005 Douchies?

Lots of links for sure…

10:38 am February, 28 Crucial Head said...

The long long ago

Before they knew the true true

They had not the Smart.

10:39 am February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Floating hand points to

the obvious. He bought his

shirt at Farm and Fleet

11:05 am February, 28 UFO Destroyers said...

Is this the timeline

When Spock had the Fu Man Chu

And Kirk banged green chicks?

11:06 am February, 28 UFO Destroyers said...

Don’t you see? This is

DB1 and HC1 on

first date in ought-four.

11:41 am February, 28 Dickie Fingers said...

Fungus or black mold?

Either way he is upset

cause she has no dick

11:48 am February, 28 jonezy said...

This? Yes this goatee

Is an exact replica

of my shitstain.

11:50 am February, 28 Douche Wayne said...

She looks as confused

as I am. What year is this?

She gave up trying.

11:52 am February, 28 Douche Wayne said...

This guy shaves whole face;

cheekbones and forehead, but leaves

eyebrows and sideburns.

11:53 am February, 28 Douche Wayne said...

Ken and Barbie pose

Finger of Doom points at them.

“Direct your mock here.”

12:36 pm February, 28 Wheezer said...

“Last” thread all blacked out;

I selected the text and

found this haiku link

.

I was sneaking a

look in hopes ‘Sock posted some

secret Pear; still time…..

12:39 pm February, 28 Wheezer said...

Shouldn’t beginning

of our computer time be

1-1-70?

12:57 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts Having Nightmares About Forked Cocks said...

Amazing thing is

That you can’t tell year

Picture was taken

1:00 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts Having Nightmares About Forked Cocks said...

Caught in a time warp

Where did last 9 years go? It’s

Not 2005?

1:06 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts Having Nightmares About Forked Cocks said...

Little Miss Muffet

Has become a Blonde Bleeth

Now sits on his face

1:08 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Maybe if I grow

Chin Fung no one will look at

My massive eyebrows

1:11 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture is called

“The Creation of Douchebag”

That’s the hand of God

.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hands_of_God_and_Adam.jpg

2:07 pm February, 28 DarkSock said...

Okay…lemme see…

Which damn button do I press…

Coming back to me…

.

Once I remember

How to run Word Press, this will

Be DarkSock’s Playground…

2:56 pm February, 28 Wheezer said...

‘Sock’s Animal House:

“Double Secret Pear-bation”

brings us together.

.

“Mine’s bigger than that.”

Vin’s claim when comparing Pear

collections with ‘Sock.

2:58 pm February, 28 hermit said...

The death of this site

Is like that bitch Glenn Close in

Fatal Attraction

3:25 pm February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

She’s taking it well

Lost big bet playing Fisbin

One date with this Douche

3:28 pm February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Too bad she’s real drunk

“Why,….YES, I am Mark McGrath”

She’ll Sugar his Ray

3:29 pm February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Dyspeptic douchebag

Trying to enjoy this night

Whilst squealching huge farts

3:31 pm February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

She’s a cute l’il MILF

And her tan lines talk to me

They say, “Squirt Load Here”

3:34 pm February, 28 The Dude said...

Posts are three minutes

Into the future, minus

Eight years – yay, flashback!

3:48 pm February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The site will not die

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

3:49 pm February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the future

In the basket or it gets

The singularity

3:56 pm February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ukraine in crisis

Time to get to chad senior’s

Completed bunker

4:03 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

From the looks of her

She’s a felching blonde Spinner

Of course he’s a douche

5:16 pm February, 28 DarkSock said...

all I know is that Congressman Bernie Sanders (Independent, Vermont) sounds like the blue ant-eater.
.
“YOU STUPID ANT!!”

5:54 pm February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mind blown by pink Aardvark.

.

Speaking of Aardvark. I grew up at the Aardvark….. Phillip- Seymour-Hoffman-style. It is where I first saw RUSH. It was later where the Mrs. grabbed my cock at the bar. It now sits deteriorating as testament to the ages..and shit. Dark Sock is the only one who may relate to my Aardvark-RUSH-Peter Gatien link.

.

Or he may not.

.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Gatien

.

.

I have a newfound appreciation for septic system workers in this frigid wasteland of a country. Has anyone seen the Son?

.

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs44/300W/i/2009/084/f/3/The_New_Septic_Tank_0_2_by_Lovis_8.jpg

8:01 pm February, 28 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Michael J Fox says

HCWB will

go on in future!

.

.

.

.yay!

8:27 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Ant and the Aardvark was a parable for how Jews control the media and business, and how they use the black man as minuscule against whitey.

.

The Rev’s wife grabbing his cock at the bar is really a dream-state representation of a parable of how women really are in control.

.

renoBs

8:28 pm February, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^supposed to be muscle against whitey. It’s 20-fuckin-14 and we still can’t edit posts…

11:46 pm February, 28 Douchesdownunder said...

Mark Mcgrath ‘Bag

Gargles a mouth full of jizz,

Small Hand Man right mocks.

Hey Boss, I finally get this Haiku stuff!

4:29 am March, 1 Douchble Helix said...

No, DW, it’s 2005.

.

That means Frank is still alive.

6:44 am March, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

DH, you just blew my mind.

4:48 pm March, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I can’t imagine any higher praise, DW.

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