Saturday, January 1, 2005

Bonus Haiku Round: Smells like spleen spirit

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What is going through

Club Hottie’s mind right now, folks?

Share, using Haiku!

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“Dear Lord!”, thought Darlene,

His breath smells like Chris Farley

Farted through a carp…

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:55 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Good timing. Waiting

For plumber to fix my cock.

Ball valve is spraying.

11:55 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s has the palsy

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

11:56 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the beard in

The basket or it gets the

Hose. The hipster hose.

11:57 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

2005

Was the year my construction

Company imploded.

11:59 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Winter’s like this cause

Mild insanity. Winter’s

Bone shrinks a little.

11:59 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m gonna have to

Get my passport to go down

And eat some turtle.

12:00 pm March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Biloxi style

Fuck off Matthew Broderick

Horse face Jew Fucker.

12:02 pm March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Does Dark Sock still have

A boat. I hear double ex

Alimony sucks balls.

12:03 pm March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She just saw him suck

A festering penis with

Massive porn style load.

12:20 pm March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the Official

Site DJ I present to

You shit from the past.

.

.

Fucking dots!

1:01 pm March, 1 DarkSock said...

She tensed for the kiss

With a wet sticky plop

Her uterus fell

1:09 pm March, 1 hermit said...

New Age dentist, Joel

Sucks molar through Angie’s cheek

Leaves a bloody hole

4:29 pm March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Good movie clips this year

.

5:01 pm March, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I know that look. It means, “I want more tongue!”

6:24 pm March, 1 DarkSock said...

Her eyes say “No”, but…

Her mouth utters something else:

“Where’s my Rape Whistle?”

8:40 pm March, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

It’s the salt sucking

monster from Star Trek! Except

this one sucks your poo.

11:32 pm March, 1 DarkSock said...

Staring at the beast,

She had only one question:

“Suck me while I poo?”

7:00 am March, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Spock lip melds with salt

Thing, hearing “Jim, I’m a rapist

Not a herpster, Son.”

11:02 am March, 2 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ugly? Bad breath? No.

Then why does she grimace so?

She just watched Shrek porn.

11:56 am March, 2 The Dude said...

This poor guy can’t wait

For her roofies to kick in

Early douche? No cooch

2:10 pm March, 2 DarkSock said...

Just one question, Jacques:

So Ernest Borgnine was Shrek?

And why is he green?

8:52 pm March, 2 Douchble Helix said...

As per usual Dark Sock M.O., there’s another layer of time space warp.

.

Can you find it?

6:40 am March, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Many universe

HCwDB gives me

Desire to turn on.

5:28 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Oh my God! His beard,

It smells like my mother’s twat

And my fist and wrist!

5:35 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She makes the doodies

As he goes in for the kiss;

A Muddy Third Base

5:38 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Biff’s halitosis

Elicits Gran Mal Seizure

So, is it Date Rape?

5:41 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Accosting re-tárds

Is the only way Biff

Can get any tail

5:48 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

With all this great stuff

How can he shut down the site?

Crap and re-tárd jokes

5:50 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would cleave his skull

With a rusty War Hammer

Because of that hat

5:54 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Secret meeting place

For the Douche Mock Underground

Where is everyone?

5:56 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She soils her thong

As Biff puts tongue in her ear

And sprouts a renoB

10:05 pm March, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The cold eats slowly

At the soul. Short days make the

Way of the Beast..Son

10:07 pm March, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Springs rejoinder sets

A young mans fancy to fail.

He says “Stoned Stoned Stooooned.”

8:28 am March, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The rumbling in her

Gut manifests itself as

Crap as he plants kiss

8:31 am March, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Shreck Porn gives nightmares

To full grown men and kills the

RenoBs for a week

2:46 pm March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thanks for coming to the wake Douchey. The flowers were beautiful.

.

She’s with the Catholic God now.

.

Briefcase now fully loaded with everything to fill in the quiet times, the times being going to HCwDB. I’m much more productive and my pain has gone away for a few days, yet my routine seems focused and direct. And by focused and direct, I mean Mrs. Kroeger doing me backwardslike with her cute old flabby asshole pucker, Son.

.

I never laughed so hard as when I took control of the site for about an hour posting random retarded pictures.

6:54 pm March, 4 hermit said...

Yes, but was it hissing?

8:47 pm March, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Rev, lucid, scares me….Well somewhat lucid. Son.

6:13 pm March, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Watched “Blue Bloods” tonight.

Need brain transfusion. Selleck

Makes me smoke Magnums.

8:53 pm March, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She makes her “O” Face

As in “Oh no, another

Douche is kissing me.”

11:50 am March, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A fart by any

Other name would still smell like

His festering breath

11:59 am March, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Doing it wrong, Dave

is used to inflating his

many blowup dolls.

12:18 pm March, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. (now spending ALL his online time surfing porn) said...

One poses question

Will tomorrow morning bring

us a new haiku

7:52 pm March, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hot Chicks With The Rev

Hermit, Douchey, Jacques and Sock

Is a lot of fun

5:06 am March, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

The Friday haiku

distills the essence of mock.

What say you, DarkSock?

7:37 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Friday without ‘ku

Like limp penis in presence

Of Kate Upton, Son.

7:39 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t got drunk

Since this website got put in

The Gyroscope Hole.

7:41 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Monkey Hole is

In the basket. Ah fuck it!

I’m out of baskets.

7:42 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anybody know of

Any fun sites around here.

The Dirty sucks bag.

9:06 am March, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What happened with VIPissy.com?

9:13 am March, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Don’t go to TheChive

It’s the gayest site ever

And not in good way

9:14 am March, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is fun…

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http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php

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