Sunday, January 9, 2005

Caption This

o roofy roofer

Well…this oughta be fun…

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:54 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This is a good one. I’ma go get stoooonder.

8:03 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mask Gerontology: Cher Fucks More Retarded Bikers

8:04 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They got time fo’ dat.

8:05 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rocky Dennis Don’t Stretch In A Black Hole

8:06 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Massive Cleft Palate Opened Up On The Dance Floor

8:07 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Let’s Do The Time Dwarf Again

8:08 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Excuse me Ma’m is your belly button a inney or a genetic mutation.

9:09 pm March, 25 DarkSock said...

Fire Marshall Bill’s daughter sure can pull the sausage.
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9:11 pm March, 25 DarkSock said...

Dammit Reverend, you stoned canuck, you keep putting your shit in the Alternate Universe:

8:08 pm

March, 25

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…

Got Grunk?

8:09 pm

March, 25

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…

Her other face is a convex.

8:11 pm

March, 25

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…

Where did my other comments go?

I CAN’T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS.

8:12 pm

March, 25

The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…

At the moment Lucifer entered her entrails, Kim put on a brave face.

12:19 am March, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ermahgerd! Dershbehrg!

12:21 am March, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Darren’s semen has the amazing ability to drop a girl’s IQ by 30. 7 if he uses a condom.

12:23 am March, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Took ‘fucking a chick’s brains out’ literally.

12:31 am March, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

After hearing Darren’s standard pickup line “Hey baby, I’m here! So what do you want for your next wish?” Heather’s uterus rebelled and tightly wrapped itself around her spinal column, sending her into a seizure.

4:29 am March, 26 Dickie Fingers said...

“I told you my semen is astringent”

4:46 am March, 26 hermit said...

It was a win/win for both parties. Tracy gloated all night about her successful trip to the Special Olympics. And Kenny, from that night forward, bragged to his bros about banging a gold medal-winning athlete.

5:10 am March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He just drinks and bangs hunchbacks.

12:05 pm March, 26 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

I’m not sure there are closing times late enough for her.

12:07 pm March, 26 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Beauty and the Beast. You have to decide who is who.

1:39 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

“The Aristocrats!!!”

2:55 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

The world’s first face transplant using a hollowed out watermelon was going quite swimmingly.

2:56 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

Gerta’s curb stomping fetish was insatiable.

2:59 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

Martha drank away the regret after slinging her jawbone into the woodchipper that one time… at band camp.

3:02 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

Ethel winked at the cameraman and swallowed the last few remnants of her mandible… chased with a shot of pride.

3:07 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

Marcy ‘s continual plaque build up in her lower teeth led her down many flossing avenues. The jackhammer would be the last.

3:08 pm March, 26 hermit said...

Despite her trials and disadvantages, Martha kept a stiff upper lip.

3:11 pm March, 26 hermit said...

Nice to see she was vaccinated, but smallpox is the least of her problems.

3:11 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

Jacques Doucheteau and his “special” friend exited the short bus and decided to enjoy a few libations before the nurses discovered.

3:12 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

Tempted as Elmer was, he simply refused to look a gift horse in the mouth.

3:21 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

Chin up, m’lass.

3:21 pm March, 26 hermit said...

You think she looks bad, you should see what’s left of the brick wall she ran into.

3:22 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

Bartender! I’ll take a sloe-chin fizz please.

3:25 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

When she passes on to the aether, someone will have to notify her next of chin.

3:27 pm March, 26 Crucial Head said...

She had a face that could sink a thousand ships. M’haps more.

6:20 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

Sloe-chin fizz, he says.

6:34 pm March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And Sammy said, “With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, With the jawbone of an ass have I smitten a thousand men.”

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Biblical Fact, Son.

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Sloeths

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