Friday, January 7, 2005

Caption This photo! For Freedom.

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DarkSock here, with your latest installment of “Caption This!     Me first…

The unfortunate Darlene Symanski was the first to discover the battery leak issue with the Lady Godiva Discreet Humming Butterfly Insert™.”

Now your turn; click on the “comments” tab…or if you’re into the parallel universe thing, click on the photograph like a dumb-ass. The best caption will get…Freedom™.**

**Special Notice – Stay tuned for a very special “Friday Thoughts n’ Links – Abs Edition”!!!  Shout out to Vin “Gut-Shot” Diesel for the inspiration.

# posted by Bagnonymous
1:24 am March, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Cleavite sideboob? This is a rare occurrence indeed, but Doug and Robby don’t seem to notice. They’re both still basking from the post coital bliss.

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Samantha is still reeling from walking into the bathroom and seeing it.

3:49 am March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I don’t know how I fell for that gyroscope trick again!

3:52 am March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After being Flesh Plungered in the shrimphole, even the chick on Doug’s shirt could smell it.

3:53 am March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Coyote Stinky…Come for happy hour, stay for prolapse.

3:55 am March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Runner-up prize…Febreeze.

3:55 am March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Runner-up prize…Febreeze.

5:48 am March, 19 DarkSock said...

“What “tail”?!? That’s an umbilical cord!!!”

6:05 am March, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Grey Goosed + Gay Goosed = Guggenheim.

6:07 am March, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

3 seconds after clicking Jacques’ link….

6:07 am March, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

3 seconds after clicking Jacques’ link….

6:30 am March, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

It suddenly dawned on Darlene that Douchey Wallnuts isn’t a real doctor.

8:36 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Darlene suddenly understood why nobody would let Timmy “Lobster Claws” O’Reiley pull their chair out for them.

8:36 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Darlene suddenly understood why nobody would let Timmy “Lobster Claws” O’Reiley pull their chair out for them.

8:38 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Third-hand reach-around. Ever.

8:38 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Third-hand reach-around. Ever.

8:39 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Darlene had no idea that “double prolapse repair” was not the drink special for the night.

10:31 am March, 19 hermit said...

Flo’s uterine cramps were uncomfortable, embarassing and untimely. Earning her the humiliating nickname “Menstrual Flo.”

10:31 am March, 19 hermit said...

Flo’s uterine cramps were uncomfortable, embarassing and untimely. Earning her the humiliating nickname “Menstrual Flo.”

10:50 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop crapping my pants!”

10:53 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Don’t worry honey, I’m a doctor, I says.”

10:53 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Don’t worry honey, I’m a doctor, I says.”

10:55 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Now on the count of three say, EHHHHHHHHHHHHH and push out a big fart. 1, 2 , 3!”

10:56 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Doll face, if you don’t relax I’ll never get my whole fist in.”

10:56 am March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Doll face, if you don’t relax I’ll never get my whole fist in.”

11:09 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Danny was under the wrong assumption that the “All You Can Eat Crab” buffet was going to be on a table. Fred is just there for the sausage.

11:11 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Darlene was just informed by management that she better start serving the Red Snapper soon.

11:11 am March, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Darlene was just informed by management that she better start serving the Red Snapper soon.

12:56 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fright Eyed Jenny’s best “Anybody smell ass?” look.

12:56 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fright Eyed Jenny’s best “Anybody smell ass?” look.

1:00 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Darlene sees her mother enter the gymnasium at Milbert Filthmore Academy as she is announced Homecumming Queen.

1:23 pm March, 19 bigphatnotadouche said...

The group came to a realization at the same time ” hey that’s a finger”

4:25 pm March, 19 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Darlene suddenly realizes what her boyfriend Neil’s and his best friend

Bob’s bad breath smells like ………semen !

4:25 pm March, 19 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Darlene suddenly realizes what her boyfriend Neil’s and his best friend

Bob’s bad breath smells like ………semen !

5:37 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“If ‘Shart’ had a face…”

5:38 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“That’s the last time I get a back alley Botox injection.”

5:38 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“That’s the last time I get a back alley Botox injection.”

5:46 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I always thought the Vaginal Blood Fart was a myth!”

5:47 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“You’re standing on my Meat Curtains!”

5:47 pm March, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“You’re standing on my Meat Curtains!”

6:21 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can’t believe the guy with the 200 pound testicular lymphadoma died.

6:23 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My Naturopath (respect) told me not to eat those anymore.

6:23 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My Naturopath (respect) told me not to eat those anymore.

6:40 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^I got a Naturopathic Doctor (respect) now on account of the suspended license and shit. I asked her what she can do for me and she said “Four rounds of Liver Bags.” Liver Bags, I says? The willowy figure both youthful and perky and way fucking smart answered me knowingly. “Intravenous therapy!.” You’re my kind of chick hippie do-gooder. My ray of hope and Sunshine. And I won’t fuck your aunt who was hot in high school and married my wealthiest friend. She’s a been a fucking pig for 25 years, Son. But honeychilds I’d buckflower on your hermanpooper for 5 hours after one of those promised bags. I love you, you 30 year old imp. Wax your Turdenplucker for me my little Anglican scoundstrel.

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That testicle guy didn’t need no Liver Bags.

6:43 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That’s Episcoplelian down South and shit. Son.

6:43 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That’s Episcoplelian down South and shit. Son.

7:09 pm March, 19 DarkSock said...

And with a small audible *pop* that’s when Vicky’s clitoris exploded.

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HermanPoopers.

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I CAN’T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS

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