Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Friday Haiku

technicolor yodel
Yogurt Yodelling!
Todd’s macking inspires these chick’s
Technicolor Yawns!

 

 

No more tequila
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Which vision is worse?
Vomit comet or Todd’s tongue?
Revulsion follows!

— Ed Hardy Har Har

Trixie is confused
Told Todd that she is a squirter
Squirted on his hat

— dickie fingers

In ‘N Out burger
Ordered with no grilled onions
Now we all must pay

— Vin Douchal

brocoli spasm
causes cindy to erupt
showing her contempt

— creature

Whilst slack-jawed Douchebag
Macks on sultry Bleeth, Trixie
Become bulemic

–DoucheyWallnuts

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2:59 am May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One glance at Rev Chad’s
Blistering torso causes
Projectile spew.

3:01 am May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No more tequila
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

3:02 am May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

All we are is waves.
My frequency getting low
Mrs. will post my death.

3:22 am May, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If I am to go
To the solace of Sweet Death
Remember thusly.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZm1_jtY1SQ
.

6:37 am May, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Jade and Tom’s threesome
test is now a recycled
cream pie ejection

10:22 am May, 15 dickie fingers said...

Tequila and axe
can cause projectile spewing
Todd will work thru it.

11:05 am May, 15 Charles Douchewin said...

I realize I’m breaking format on Thursday’s Friday Haiku – but I just heard DB1’s first podcast!
.
Lemme quote him:
.
“We were somewhere around 2005 on the edge of the internet when the douchebags began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe DarkSock should post…” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the blog was full of what looked like huge Bleeths, all swooping and screeching and diving around my alpaca, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And Hermit was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn avatars?’”

11:05 am May, 15 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Which vision is worse?
Vomit comet or Todd’s tongue?
Revulsion follows!

11:07 am May, 15 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Who wants to see the
next photo of spew-covered
Todd? I do! I do!

12:25 pm May, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Todd’s cum tastes like shit
Next time I’ll give him rim job
It might taste better”

12:28 pm May, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

New York Yanks alt cap
Turned sideways makes me vomit
Now kiss ME, you Douche

12:35 pm May, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Just out of the frame
The Rev busts his nut; Trixie
Waits for yummy treat

12:44 pm May, 15 dickie fingers said...

Trixie is confused
Told Todd that she is a squirter
Squirted on his hat

12:47 pm May, 15 dickie fingers said...

Trixie so horny
wants to make it a three way
Don’t die yet Rev. Chad.

2:51 pm May, 15 dickie fingers said...

Trixie and Yusef
sitting in a tree, puking
that is how they do.

2:53 pm May, 15 dickie fingers said...

I’m concerned about the Revs. frequency.

3:08 pm May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Derek Jeter’s gift
At his last game in Cleveland
Her bagged up vomit

3:10 pm May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Complete photo shows
Not only puke but pee, poo
Gushing Bleeth spigots

3:11 pm May, 15 Vin Douchal said...

In ‘N Out burger
Ordered with no grilled onions
Now we all must pay

4:29 pm May, 15 creature said...

brocoli spasm
causes cindy to erupt
showing her contempt

4:34 pm May, 15 creature said...

‘don’t doi it hanna!’
thinks cindi as she yacks bile
hoping to break mood

2:30 am May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Whilst slack-jawed Douchebag
Macks on sultry Bleeth, Trixie
Become bulemic

2:32 am May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

At the worst moment
The Clam Chowder Body Shots
Repeat on Trixie

2:41 am May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anti-viral medis
Take toll on liver. Licence
Out of range..Almost.
.
I wandered home through
Silent streets and fell into
A fit ful sleep. Son.
.
Astral nights. Galac
Tic days. The universe in
All it’s foul grey haze.
.
Temples of Syrinx.
Valtrex in my veins. The sleep
Is still in my eyes.
.
I don’t think I can carry
On. Carry on this cold
And empty lifeson.
.
My spirits are low in the depths of despair
My lifeblood spills over..
.
The back shingles have
Assumed control. The shingles
Have assumed control.
.
Fuck you Father Time you fucking cunt!

2:42 am May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sons.

4:25 am May, 19 DarkSock said...

Growing Olde’s a bitch.
But the alternative, Rev?
Gyroscopes. In. Hell.

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