Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Friday Haiku 2005

flopdouche

The DoucheBag evolves;

Lurches forth on its flippers-

“Hey, Babes…want a drink?”

# posted by Bagnonymous
4:37 am March, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Possible Lesbos

Help Douche defy gravity

May get a threesome

4:51 am March, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Two homely lesbos

Are better than none, sez Biff

As he levitates

5:17 am March, 28 hermit said...

The lazy bus boy

Failed to mop the floor again

He was suspended

5:32 am March, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Norman Bates hovers

Since the gyroscope was put

In their Monkey Holes.

6:20 am March, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It defies gravity

Or it gets the hose. The

Quantum physics hose.

8:22 am March, 28 Crucial Head said...

Wiccan hotts are pleased

With summoning of Dagon

In douchebag’s body.

8:24 am March, 28 Crucial Head said...

Agnes and Marnie

Finished off the tequila

Worms slithers away.

8:28 am March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Mack’s wrist push up skills

Does not impress the thick hotts

Time to make coffee

8:30 am March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Viv brought jello shots

Friday pot luck office lunch

Ha! Mike’s a lightweight

8:52 am March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

If we hug just so

Our queef clouds can levitate

A smallish douchebag

8:59 am March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Maggie seems to be

The only one immune from

Angie’s chili farts

10:48 am March, 28 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

New furniture style

Sid Vicious coffee table

graces lunch room

2:40 pm March, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bif is trying out

His Hover Craft Belt Buckle

And getting “Up Skirts”

2:42 pm March, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bif is balancing

On his renoB whilst the girls

Are grinding their Mons’

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