Thursday, January 27, 2005

Friday Thoughts and Links

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Shirts and other various upper-torso type garments are for losers. That’s the message Slugs Grifty here is rockin’. Deal with it.

I paid to a horse once.

Zucchini – The Other White Meat…?

“Draw me like one of your French Zucchinis…”

What America’s ugliest transgender person is into.

Speaking of healthy organic consumables…Pear:

Why Would You Stand In A Window With Yo Pants Down Like That But Im Okay Carry On Young Lady Pear

Yes I had to look twice to make sure that was a thumb Pear

Pond Pear

French Flaps Pear

I’ll bet $20 you are physically unable to do a keg stand Pear

SwashBuckler Pear

I’ll Be In My Bunk Which Is A Metaphor For Masturbating Pear

Hush Pear

Please Allow Me To Pack Your BackPack Pear

*sigh*

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12:28 pm May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hungarian Pond Pear gives me the baklövés. Baklövés, I says.
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That guy has the longest torso for a midget that I’ve ever seen.

2:45 pm May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Blonde Asian mix bleeths give me the Bōnheddos. Bōnheddos, I says.
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The other Gummy Bitch has a Horse Face but I’d still hit it Doggie.

2:50 pm May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

C’mon, it’s after lunch already. Where is everyone?

3:44 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thick Hugh Jackman is so high on poppers he might bang a chick.

3:44 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thick Hugh Jackman would look better with my shingles.

3:45 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thick Hugh Jackman knows that Honey Badgers don’t give a fuck.

3:45 pm May, 16 dickie fingers said...

He may not have any legs. “Gums” is hunching over and is still towering over him.

Anybody check on the Rev today? He been writing about his impending death the last couple of days.

3:46 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thick Hugh Jackman flosses with jelly dongs.

3:46 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thick Hugh Jackman lost his shirt betting on the Bruins.

3:47 pm May, 16 dickie fingers said...

Woops. Three posts while I was typing.

3:47 pm May, 16 dickie fingers said...

and two more

3:49 pm May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Thick Hugh Jackman doesn’t know posing with Pro basketball hotts isn’t a good idea when you’re 5’4′

3:51 pm May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Thick Hugh Jackman’s pee is phosphorescent green

3:52 pm May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Thick Hugh Jackman B.O. reeks of flax seed and toenail fungus

4:01 pm May, 16 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

There are baleen whales jealous of “Gums”.

4:01 pm May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Bunk Pear could have bad breath, a stinky vagine and a detached retina and I’d still pound the living shit outta her with my blood engorged meat missle. Pound I says
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My new musical babe crush, Pixie Lott. Voice of an angel mixed in with a little Christina, Amy Winehouse and Dusty Springfield. Things I would do to this little English tart,….
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Nasty
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Heart Cry

5:39 pm May, 16 FredN. said...

Backpack pear’s real world cutie / amateur likelihood gives me the bone shivers.
The Bone Shivers!

Imagine the heat she’d produce on a cold, snowing May day in Chicago like today. School girl hotness is pure hawtness.

5:51 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thick Hugh Jackman met Tea Leoni’s half-retard cripple nephew.

7:12 pm May, 16 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Thick Hugh Jackman in “Days of Future Ass”.

7:22 pm May, 16 bigphatnotadouche said...

I got renob from all the pear pictures.
Which one should I spank it to?
It’s a wonderful Friday.



man yogurt

7:24 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thick Hugh Jackman is still talking about RUSH.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuOoMprDqg
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Stay young my brothers and Sons. Time is running out for I have dined on honeydew and drank the milk of paradise. And shit.

8:06 pm May, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Two Bleeths walk up to a shirtless guy in a bar and say, “How about a little head?”

8:20 pm May, 16 jonezy said...

Seriously. It was snowing in Chicago this morning. Me n FredN ain’t gonna be getting any prime Oak St. Beach trim if this shit becomes perpetual.
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KHAAAAAAAN! That’s how it feels.
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Like Real Corinthian Leather, you know.
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Jackmans.

9:01 pm May, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Asians with blond hair confuse me.

12:23 am May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking cold here too. Got home a few minutes ago after a run with the Box. Jumped into the pool and my cock shrunk to…. impressive.
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Shingles make ya tired and irritable between the pus and the meds. And by meds I mean all of them. And by all of them I mean including the Bubba Kush. The prognosis of my impending death was the ravings of a mad man usually held in a compartment of my hypothalamus let to loose running amock among my brains when the pain of working in an office for a year has caused my nerves to inflame with the zoster virus.
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Sweet clonazepam my lover and devil angel. Neurontin you sneaky little anxiolytic prophylactic analgesic minx. Lyrica you shooting pain star. Cymbalta you musculoskeletal fairy dust. And last but not least my new mistress Valtex (respect) the dirty little cum dumpster clown of blister reduction. Sir Percocet started to work today the noble gentleman. And last but not least my spiritual advisor Bubba Kush for his levelling the other shit out with the beer and smokes. I’m feeling so good right now I’m gonna dump on a picture of Lucic and get fucking loaded before

2:27 am May, 17 admin said...

Reverend, I advise shitting atop a pizza box and holding it aloft after lighting it aflame. This should be done outdoors, or in the garage if weather is inclement.
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Consume the pizza first.

3:28 am May, 17 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

The Rev is convincing me that the only place for shingles are on the roof. Might be time to consider vaccination!

6:53 pm May, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Shingles on the cockk are a beeotch. I recommend dipping it in a fine cognac and then having a blonde Asian Bleeth suck it hard until it spits at her.

6:59 pm May, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Vin
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I’m digging Pixie Lott as a Kelli Pickler/Dead Brittany Murphy.
Hey Douchey!

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