Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Haiku – Dennis Rodman / Carmen Electra Version

!!rodman carmen upskirt

Rodman spreads virus;

North Korean helmets soon

Tilt 18 degrees.

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Watch that thumb, Dennis.

1 degree separation

From Ms. Yasmine Bleethe.

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:58 am March, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Carm Electrofied

Since the Rodmanscope was put

In her Minkey Hole.

7:00 am March, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rodman put his thumb

Into Carmen’s bum and pulled out

A rotten red plumb.

7:02 am March, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With a notieable

Splotch, Rodman left start of Hissing

Foetus in her crotch.

7:06 am March, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the whore

In the basket, or it gets the

Hose. The Herpes Hose.

7:15 am March, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Without warning signs,

Her panties burst with a ten

Day shit on the fan.

10:25 am March, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Meat Curtains held back

By thin, cotton barrier

And Rodman’s right hand

10:29 am March, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Carm loved the Mule Skin

Never went for the white meat

Now takes anything

10:34 am March, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rodman befouled her

With his filthy Trouser Snake

I’d still hit it, Son

10:39 am March, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Magic in the sack

She ate his Fumunda Cheese

I just vomited

10:41 am March, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Carmen loved it when

Rodman took it to the hole

Slammed it home, no lube

11:05 am March, 31 Charles Douchewin said...

He delivers gift,

for Kim Jong-un. Not Kimchi,

but just as rotten.

2:38 pm March, 31 hermit said...

In North Korea

Ambassador Rodman is

known as Wel Hung Kok

5:07 pm March, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Not only is Orson Bean a gentlemanly Southerner, retired Boston policeman and thespian…He was the father-in-law of Andrew Breitbart, and is married to the woman that was Arnold’s mother. Stoned.

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Drillbit Taylors

5:58 am April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Now there’s a chin you can drape your balls over!

6:43 am April, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Carmen’s Hemorrhoid

Pops out from all the Anal

Rodman pushed it in

9:13 am April, 2 hermit said...

Why were Ellen’s eye sockets gouged out with vegetables?

Can lesbians get AIDS?

Why would a grown man watch Ellen in the middle of the afternoon?

If a person works only five days in four months, does it make him a loser?

Do they have Hardee’s in Latvia?

Darksock, please take down Dennis Rodman’s picture. You didn’t get his permission and it’s giving me a stomach ache.

Stop taking Victoza♡ if you are pregnant or bleeding.

10:19 am April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We need more titty and endless mons to get this dead dog going again. So I’m not giving up, giving up is for losers that work four days a month (Hermit respect). I’m gonna try sending in some lesbian mons as soon as the french she- ape leaves the corner of my office. Did the arabs give up when they blew up the towers? Is CNN addicted to a missing plane? Did I give up when I became a drunk? Did Orson Bean give up when he retired from the campus police? No fucking way!

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Toga

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11:01 am April, 2 Charles Douchewin said...

Giving up is for quitters.

11:04 am April, 2 Charles Douchewin said...

Also, any person working five days in four months is probably living in Greece, Flint, or winning at life.

11:10 am April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

BREAKING NEWS

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DB1 can’t keep it in his pants.

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http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/02/llama-cop-bootsy-bellows-public-health-investigation/

11:16 am April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dammit Rev you got another writing gig?

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http://www.brobible.com/life/article/stoner-secrets-smoking-marijuana/

11:22 am April, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Yeah, so I’m fuccen bored. Sue me. How did we not know about this?

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http://coed.com/2014/03/28/happy-something-on-a-stick-day-heres-girls-eating-corn-dogs-pics/

1:39 pm April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got a feeling that Lenny and I are gonna do some Llama selfies this week to send to DB1 and the Sock.

2:07 pm April, 2 hermit said...

I agree with Belushi, Rev Chad and Charles, we must never quit. Pill up and press on!!!!! Forward, ever forward!!!!

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Last week we were treated to an awesome run of freaks and disfigurement, like the Indiana State Fair in the seventies.

That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

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Indiana just gained the distinction of being #1 in meth labs. Fuck you Arkansas!

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How ’bout some old school, Chitlin Circuit shit from the sixties when Aunt Esther wore a push-up bra and an unruly shock of wiry pubic hair?

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Muthafuckas’

2:07 pm April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I also nominate myself to be an admin of this site with no foul language and lots of Mons.

2:16 pm April, 2 hermit said...

Fuck foul language.

And YouTube.

I’ll second it rev, and the mons and Llenny and Llama pics..

6:28 pm April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I got really stoned and found a thread of nonsense sent to me by Mr. Sock. He is RE_TODDID> SOn>

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http://pandawhale.com/post/38440/best-dickbutt-gifs

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Peruvians

12:50 am April, 3 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I got nothing.

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I’m also too lazy to copy and paste.

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http://jacquesdoucheteau.wordpress.com/

5:11 am April, 3 FredN. said...

I need to start a tumbler for sideboob. And sidemons.

5:40 am April, 3 hermit said...

I think I know where DarkSock is.

I remember him posting a pic of his x-ray and saying he was going in for some more surgery.

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His X-ray

3:13 pm April, 3 Vin Douchal said...

That photo above makes my cunt hurt. And I wasn’t even eating one

4:30 pm April, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If that cunt Chelsea Handler takes over for Letterman I’m going to have to start abusing substances. Fuck you Jimmy Fallon and that annoying Jewess that’s on after you. And fuck you all.

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