Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Haiku – Dennis Rodman / Carmen Electra Version
Rodman spreads virus;
North Korean helmets soon
Tilt 18 degrees.
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Watch that thumb, Dennis.
1 degree separation
From Ms. Yasmine Bleethe.
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- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
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- creature
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- Archidoucheis
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Carm Electrofied
Since the Rodmanscope was put
In her Minkey Hole.
Rodman put his thumb
Into Carmen’s bum and pulled out
A rotten red plumb.
With a notieable
Splotch, Rodman left start of Hissing
Foetus in her crotch.
It puts the whore
In the basket, or it gets the
Hose. The Herpes Hose.
Without warning signs,
Her panties burst with a ten
Day shit on the fan.
Meat Curtains held back
By thin, cotton barrier
And Rodman’s right hand
Carm loved the Mule Skin
Never went for the white meat
Now takes anything
Rodman befouled her
With his filthy Trouser Snake
I’d still hit it, Son
Magic in the sack
She ate his Fumunda Cheese
I just vomited
Carmen loved it when
Rodman took it to the hole
Slammed it home, no lube
He delivers gift,
for Kim Jong-un. Not Kimchi,
but just as rotten.
In North Korea
Ambassador Rodman is
known as Wel Hung Kok
Not only is Orson Bean a gentlemanly Southerner, retired Boston policeman and thespian…He was the father-in-law of Andrew Breitbart, and is married to the woman that was Arnold’s mother. Stoned.
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Drillbit Taylors
http://movies.msn.com/celebrities/celebrity-photos/alley-mills/?gallery=22954&photo=422b291d-9b00-4cba-ace7-31963baceaf3
Now there’s a chin you can drape your balls over!
Carmen’s Hemorrhoid
Pops out from all the Anal
Rodman pushed it in
Why were Ellen’s eye sockets gouged out with vegetables?
Can lesbians get AIDS?
Why would a grown man watch Ellen in the middle of the afternoon?
If a person works only five days in four months, does it make him a loser?
Do they have Hardee’s in Latvia?
Darksock, please take down Dennis Rodman’s picture. You didn’t get his permission and it’s giving me a stomach ache.
Stop taking Victoza♡ if you are pregnant or bleeding.
We need more titty and endless mons to get this dead dog going again. So I’m not giving up, giving up is for losers that work four days a month (Hermit respect). I’m gonna try sending in some lesbian mons as soon as the french she- ape leaves the corner of my office. Did the arabs give up when they blew up the towers? Is CNN addicted to a missing plane? Did I give up when I became a drunk? Did Orson Bean give up when he retired from the campus police? No fucking way!
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Toga
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Giving up is for quitters.
Also, any person working five days in four months is probably living in Greece, Flint, or winning at life.
BREAKING NEWS
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DB1 can’t keep it in his pants.
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http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/02/llama-cop-bootsy-bellows-public-health-investigation/
Dammit Rev you got another writing gig?
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http://www.brobible.com/life/article/stoner-secrets-smoking-marijuana/
Yeah, so I’m fuccen bored. Sue me. How did we not know about this?
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http://coed.com/2014/03/28/happy-something-on-a-stick-day-heres-girls-eating-corn-dogs-pics/
I got a feeling that Lenny and I are gonna do some Llama selfies this week to send to DB1 and the Sock.
I agree with Belushi, Rev Chad and Charles, we must never quit. Pill up and press on!!!!! Forward, ever forward!!!!
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Last week we were treated to an awesome run of freaks and disfigurement, like the Indiana State Fair in the seventies.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about.
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Indiana just gained the distinction of being #1 in meth labs. Fuck you Arkansas!
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How ’bout some old school, Chitlin Circuit shit from the sixties when Aunt Esther wore a push-up bra and an unruly shock of wiry pubic hair?
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Muthafuckas’
I also nominate myself to be an admin of this site with no foul language and lots of Mons.
Fuck foul language.
And YouTube.
I’ll second it rev, and the mons and Llenny and Llama pics..
I got really stoned and found a thread of nonsense sent to me by Mr. Sock. He is RE_TODDID> SOn>
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http://pandawhale.com/post/38440/best-dickbutt-gifs
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Peruvians
I got nothing.
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I’m also too lazy to copy and paste.
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http://jacquesdoucheteau.wordpress.com/
I need to start a tumbler for sideboob. And sidemons.
I think I know where DarkSock is.
I remember him posting a pic of his x-ray and saying he was going in for some more surgery.
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His X-ray
That photo above makes my cunt hurt. And I wasn’t even eating one
If that cunt Chelsea Handler takes over for Letterman I’m going to have to start abusing substances. Fuck you Jimmy Fallon and that annoying Jewess that’s on after you. And fuck you all.