Sunday, January 9, 2005

In a continuing series…

roof-a-douche

Caption THIS unfortunate Venn Diagram of a coupling between a standard issue ‘bag and an out-of-it female of the opposite persuasion.

And by “opposite persuasion” I mean non-lucid and incapable of self-directed motor function.

# posted by Bagnonymous
10:14 pm March, 26 DarkSock said...

I peed in a roofer once.

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*tap* *tap* “Hello…is this thing on?”

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Tappers.

5:26 am March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Leering Largeman doubts Supermans hetero cred.

5:28 am March, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

I knew the Klonapin would work

5:48 am March, 27 hermit said...

“Don’t jizz ’til you see the whites of her eyes.”

8:46 am March, 27 FredN. said...

“Hug a Corpse” night ended up badly for the Paddy O’Barleycorn pub on Violet St. last night.

9:32 am March, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Guzzled so much cum it’s reached eye level.

9:37 am March, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I need an old priest and a young priest!”

9:38 am March, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“And the worms ate into her brains…”

9:47 am March, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The sex is so good Amy’s eyes are still rolled back and she can’t stop drooling. John Largeman now wishes he never heard of cuckolding.

10:24 am March, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

For a number of reasons, I completely missed the 2014 Winter Olympics – mostly because I don’t care – but after discovering the Russian women’s team, I wish I hadn’t.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550897/Off-piste-Russias-female-Olympians-Russia-goes-Sochi-charm-offensive-scantily-clad-photo-call-athletes-youve-never-seen-before.html

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11:36 am March, 27 Wheezer said...

…..

SEX

DRUGS

CHOAD

&

ROOFIES

12:39 pm March, 27 Crucial Head said...

Clarence clung to his beloved as Yog Sothoth groaned from deep within her bowels, “Tikili Li, Tikili Li!”

12:41 pm March, 27 Crucial Head said...

Myrna liked to dress her loyal seeing eye dog in the hip fashions of the day.

12:43 pm March, 27 Crucial Head said...

Unfortunately, Tiresias seven years as a women were marred by the clingy douchebags hoping to taste of her clairvoyance.

12:45 pm March, 27 Crucial Head said...

‘Tis prolly a good thing this young lady cannot see my current struggles with the grammar and spell Nazi.

1:02 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They looked more retarded in the last post.

4:23 pm March, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chicks with Muscular Dystrophy Need Dick Too.

4:24 pm March, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chicks with Muscular Dystrophy Love to Fuck and They Can’t Tell Anyone About it.

4:27 pm March, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Or it might be the Cerebral Palsy, in which case the same shit applies. And don’t get all sensitive because that stuff doesn’t make a chick a retard, which would be wrong. Fucking a retard and all a that. As a matter of fact, you’d be doing them a solid by giving them Cerebral Palsy or Muscular Dystrophy dames the Dick, as they have the right to good cock just like normal chicks. Am I right when I say that?

4:29 pm March, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And even if this one here is a retard, she’s kinda cute except for the fuckin Stevie Wonder eyes, which gives me the Douche Chills. So keep the lights off so it levels the playin field plus you don’t have to look at them fucked up peepers. Fucked up peepers, I says.

5:32 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Dark Sock! These are not the same people! I can’t tell my deformities apart, but the matronly arms on Gimplady 1 are much flabbier than than Comalady 1.

5:46 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Drew Barrymore finally snapped in an attractive photo.

5:47 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the Exorcist began his preparatory work, Fr. John held the subject in her transcendent state.

5:49 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like dear departed Sid from Dogtown, she prepared to go for one last skate.

6:11 pm March, 27 hermit said...

Call me a romantic, but I happen to like my women “incapable of self-directed motor function.”

6:52 pm March, 27 hermit said...

On behalf of all of us I’d like to thank DarkSock for resisting the temptation to dumb down the site, and instead, sticking to the high ground.

We’ve seen nothing but top-notch freaks, gimps, retards and misfits since his coronation and I, for one, appreciate it.

Keep up the fine work, son.

7:19 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I second Hermit’s sentiment. And I got a great couple of briskets in Montreal for my Seder. And after all the shit I ordered all my life from the States and B.C. and other places

the customs guys opened the box with the seder plate from the Holy Land. Fuck you Obama!

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That plane shit going on is the shit before that Lost show (sucked balls) in our future if in fact we are also, parallell, in our future’s past. Get it?

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Keep it high-brow Dark Sock. And by high-brow, I mean occasional retards or people who are retarded occasionally, Son.

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Free Canada!

7:43 pm March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m 1978 stoned. Grade 9 stoned.

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