Thursday, January 20, 2005

Monday Belated Friday Thoughts and Links

damn harkonnens 2DarkSock here with a PSA…Some of the HCwDB alert readers may recently have noticed a slight upheaval as HCwDB switched servers (for example, my inability to figure out how to revert to my trademark blue text…) so the attached photo is my way of thanking you for sticking with The Fight through thick and thin. (I’m not sure, but this front page photo may actually be a rare prom photo of Plinky’s Mom.)  We are a talented and diverse lot with many facets, much like NBC anchorman and noted rap artist Brian Williams. And we remain dedicated to using this vast array of talents for fighting douche/bleethe scourge wherever it rears its ugly heads.

So as a thank you for hanging in there I present you a Pearapalooza theme which is an oldy but a woodie: The genius of Queen and Freddie Mercury’s 1978 nude bicycle race. Without so much nudity, but still…here ya go:

Poppin’ Pear

Look Ma No Hams Pear

Pink Poked Pear

Private Pear

Saddlebags Pear

Jean Sliver Pear

Polka Dot Pear

Shock Absorbing Pear

Banana Seat Pear

Sugar Seat Pear

Outdoors Pear

Pink Uplift MoFo Party Plan Pear

Is That A Banana Or Am I Happy To See You

Outstanding In Her Field Pear

Broke-Butt Mounting Pear

24-Hour Toe-ing Cervix

Bicycle Re-Pear

Floral Pear

Hazy Focus Pear

Nice Rack On The Back Bicycle Pear

The Future Ex-Ms-DarkSock

There…are we now over the site glitch? Thought so.

# posted by Bagnonymous
1:21 am April, 28 Reverend Chad unable to log in said...

You can only get here by the link on the Muthership, Son. The /2005 shit goes to the first 2005 post……….That Pearapalooza started a new fetish. And by fetish, I mean Brokeback Mounting Pear. The ex-Mrs. Sock is fine but there is a slight asymmetry in her face, which after time, you would think to look like a retard.
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I’m taking to end every comment with the answer the security question. 17.
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The answer to a life of piety, is weed.

1:25 am April, 28 Reverend Chad unable to log in said...

Pink Polka Pear would give me a renoB if I hadn’t had sex with a fat-bottomed girl tonight. And by fat-bottomed girl I mean the Mrs. And by the Mrs. I mean, I’m getting old, Son.
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12:57 pm April, 28 Doucheywallnuts Loves the Camel Toe said...

Mexican dames have gigundo snappers and matching Camel Toes. That there is the whole kit and kaboodle.

4:58 pm April, 28 Vin J Douchal said...

Also going to venture a guess that the old WordPress name/password combo is useless in this all new (cheap POS) web domain.

Another reason I don’t like bars, some dude with a $20 bill decided to take over the jukebox and destroyed the ambiance of an otherwise perfectly shitty dive bar. This tool played Freebird, All Right Now, Brown Eyed Girl, Heart, Pat Bentar (those two give me bleeding stools) I mean every single shitty fuccen cover song that any $50 cover band would have played
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I mentioned that it was a satellite jukebox and he could have played anything, ANYTHING. Every song ever recorded was in that thing… so needless to say I took my water-drinking jump off ho’ bag ass out of there. Left my drunk friends to find a different DD for the night.
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Because seriously, it was either that or unplug the jukebox and risk the wrath of management or fight drunks. I could not take it
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Went home , dropped my pants and fired a rocket

6:19 pm April, 28 Charles Douchewin did the math, and tossed his cookies; still unable to login said...

Vin, did the dude stay?
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Cause’ that’s a signature passive-agressive move to poison the room. I’ve seen/heard it done with a few dollars in quarters for back to back Stevie Nicks’ “Edge of Seventeen”, and Pat Benetar’s “Love is a Battlefield”. It’s awful.
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I’d rather be stuck in the backseat of a VW Bug with no windows while up front, Rosie Perez and Fran Drescher argue over who’s got the best Gilbert Godfried impression.
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But if the juke-douche lingers, this is how the Bar staff should respond:

6:20 pm April, 28 Charles Douchewin did the math, and tossed his cookies; still unable to login said...

WTF Is that avatar?!

11:11 pm April, 28 hermit said...

Wtf

11:15 pm April, 28 hermit said...

So now I need a calculator evert time I post?

I CAN’T STAY HERE UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!!
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fuck you all.

11:43 pm April, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I figured out the avatar shit and I’m not tellin’.
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I must concur with the jukebox shit.There was only one time and place to play this song 29 times. It was in the 90’s sons.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg&feature=kp
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12:06 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

UR avatars R ghey, LULZ

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2:41 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You Gay 17, Son. Stooooooooooooooned. Respect. How many universes are running Mr. Sock. I count four, including
the first 2005 Haiku.
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Please respond at your earliest.
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GOVERN YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY
……………mpeg.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9IIn3R6_50
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17 and ggodnightifdwdewdw

12:35 pm April, 29 DoucheyWallnuts Sporting Wood said...

Brown-Eyed Girl could be one of the worst songs ever. Born to Run is up there. I wouldn’t bang the Heart dames with Bea Arthur’s dick.

12:41 pm April, 29 dickie fingers said...

I just posted to see what avatar I would get.

4:47 pm April, 29 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Hey Douchey! Bea’s already taken care of that for you.
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Barracuda, indeed.

4:55 pm April, 29 Charles Douchewin said...

Tricky Rev; that goin’ in through the front door.
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LXIX

8:39 pm April, 29 Wheezer said...

DarkSock must have been perusing “bikesnpear.com” and discovered it wasn’t full of hotties and Harleys as he expected…..
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http://img40.xooimage.com/files/a/3/8/vfg-1f07928.jpeg
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Yet, as we have noted, he stumbled serendipitously upon a gold mine of pear.
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That’s my guess. Never mind the “Digital Desire” stuff at the bottom of those photos.

8:40 pm April, 29 Wheezer said...

Good thing I still have my avatar and can do that thar uhrithmuhtic…..

5:07 pm April, 30 DarkSock said...

Still workin’ out a bug or two…this post did just fine but the next couple a posts didn’t have a comments button.
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I may try it anyway; maybe the comment button will show up.
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Son.

9:10 pm April, 30 Vin J Douchal said...

My cunt hurts and I don’t even have one
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9:55 pm April, 30 hermit said...

Tripping son.

7+13=21

6:22 am May, 1 Douchesdownunder said...

Please fix up the god-damned links, it’s a pain in the ass ever time we want to log in.

Nice avatars, wierdos

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