Monday, January 17, 2005

Your weekend movies – numa numa nuts

DB1 has over the years cruelly inflicted us with numb-nuts frolicking in Jersey parking lots. This poses the question – does Euro-Douche electronica induce the douche virus? The answer, of course, is nearly always YES. However, as this large-boned kid illustrates, some wield a fierce and tragic resistance via auto-immune Nerd Virus.

And some are immune because they’re FUCCEN BAT-SHIT DOO-DAH KRAZY. Yeah…watch this one all the way through…I’m fairly certain that what you see at the 3:42 mark is the last sort of thing several now-deceased individuals ever saw on this Earth.

# posted by Bagnonymous
5:08 am April, 12 hermit said...

Another near-sleepless night and these videos verify the essence of truth and truth of essence in the previous thread’s Rob Ford/Rev Chad manifesto.

As jazz music and Kosher smoked sausage form their unholy alliance against all which is good, we must be ever-cognizant of the upcoming time/space implosion which is inevitable as the current date, 17/01/05, prevents DarkSock from auto-posting and spells certain destruction when it collides with 31/08/06.

I learned this shit while taking the Al Gore/Abortion online correspondence course from Ole’ Miss.

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Ole’!

7:53 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dumb and Dumbest

7:53 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Eastern European Vacation

7:54 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Good, The Bad, and The Latvians

1:30 pm April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Second video guy is channeling his inner Curly Stooge. Time to up the dosage, state supported El Doktors

5:41 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Respect. Son.

4:11 am April, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of state supported services.

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http://www.euronews.com/2013/08/27/zurich-drive-in-sex-boxes-open-for-business/?utm_content=bufferf7a75&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer

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I’m up for a road trip to Zurich. Those Swiss or Sweeds or whatever the Fucc they are know how to have fun.

5:52 am April, 14 UFO Destroyers said...

Let them have a Günther-off. Winner gets their meds for the week.

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Second dude has started a dress made from human flesh in his cellar. It compliments the Lämp in his den.

6:35 am April, 14 hermit said...

That second video gets more awesome every time I watch it. When he breaks off into a cappella it becomes spell-binding.

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Kind of like a Nordic, hetero Tonetta on crack. (Or, more accurately, on MORE crack.)

8:40 am April, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Second video guy does Rammstein on Karaoke night

8:42 am April, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Second video guy has reenacted all the painful sequences in Jackass, The Movie, on himself

8:48 am April, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Second video guy has 99 luftballons of scag up his arse

9:50 am April, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Second video guy won the Inaugural “Act like Joe Cocker warming up for Woodstock after taking a 17000 mic hit of LSD” award at the Stockholm group home for the terminally fuccked up.

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That shit was funnee sons.

11:52 am April, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When you see other culture’s re-tards they seem more re-tard than our re-tards.

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I think that guy was in the movie, “Beerfest.”

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I miss the Techno Viking.

6:15 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m all with the Swiss fucking zones. Particular to my affinity to fucking Swiss hookers is the fact that there is not a “No Pissing” sign. Cause if you’re gonna fuck a Jew broad in a Swiss car wash you know you want her to gargle some piss.

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And shit.

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Blessed Pasach to you my Jews and Gentiles O’, (both respect.). I’ma litlle bloated on the Jew food I cooked and shit. Son,

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http://www.dailydot.com/news/technoviking-matthias-fritsch-lawsuit-ruling/

6:19 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Techno Viking dances so fierce he stopped taking his Parkinsons meds.

6:28 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As Moses did turn his staff into a snake, so do I take my weary rod and wiggle it’s serpentine form up a Jewess’ ass on the fortnight and the Blood Moon- (an Al Gore meteogeoclimatographical anti-Semite move if I ever did see one. Fuck you Tipper and the Philistines you rode in on, Horva.

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So it is written, so it shall be Son.

6:29 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Videographical truth.

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6:43 pm April, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I found an old video of Dark Sock’s first band.

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11:41 am April, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mungo Jerry looks like my Aunt Lucille after the hormones wore off and she hit 55. I think she may have had a little cock and balls going on down below. Down below, I says.

11:44 am April, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Let’s hit Munich whilst we’re over there.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ceciliarodriguez/2014/04/14/nudity-goes-legal-in-munich/

12:22 pm April, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The only problem with nude Munitions is the fetid aroma of Angela Merkel’s sausage stained undies lining the beach. But maybe Dark Sock will have us down to NOLA via Biloxi next winter for the MG.

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It was fucking 85 degrees here yesterday as I had my 1st seder dedicated to my dearly departed cousin who was a half-Jew and whose dad is a convert cause my aunt dropped trou a little too early and Catholic chicks didn’t have abortions back then cause of Al Gore and shit. Now its a fucking blizzard. Make sure to take the prunes if you ingest some matza or Jew firecrotch Douchey Wallnuts so you don’t get the piles.

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Prunes

12:26 pm April, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I got nude in Munich once. I was with one a them full-figured buxom Kraut broads who had thighs that could crush a beer keg and a twat that was as smooth as a Schnitzel. A Schnitzel, I says.

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She liked it on top so she could squeeze me good and proper with those big, Teutonic thighs as she was Bustin Her Nuss, as they say in them German places. I had my right middle finger probin her arse when she went off and I almost lost the finger when she clenched up, which would a hurt my bowlin game real bad.

5:32 am April, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Yoga gives me the renoBs.

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=JuoXERv3Cr0

9:38 am April, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How long before people start paying to have sex with a hologram? Those zany Japanese are at it again…

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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/asia-pacific/japan/140409/tokyo-and-the-real-girl-japan-s-biggest-pop-star-rig

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Is this on? *tap tap*

11:43 am April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m listening DW. Can’t watch your yoga yet cause I’m in the fucking office.

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I’d hit a holograph.

1:29 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d hit that yoga chick hard. I did that backward bridge thing once and have been wearing a ball truss since.

1:33 pm April, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Gotta watch out with that yoga chick. Ya stick yer pecker in and she makes her vag take a corner and the next thing you know you’ve got a 90 degree angle in yer cock. You’ll be peeing around corners

2:17 pm April, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This dudes not peeing around corners anymore.

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http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

4:26 pm April, 16 Charles Douchewin said...

“The Japanese feel sympathy for even a computer,” Kawaguchi said. “It becomes a partner.”

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Am I wrong to think that feeling sympathy for a computer, when you could feel it for another human, makes you a bad human? Because I think I’m fuccen right.

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But if you want to marry your pillow, I support same-sex abacus weddings.

5:32 pm April, 16 Wheezer said...

Meanwhile, ‘Sock gets him some Power Girl action:

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https://scontent-b-fna.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/10170895_635542989828105_7514952697090256119_n.jpg

5:48 pm April, 16 Wheezer said...

Ummmmm…..I looked away^ from the boobies for a moment, and I think the guy in the photo may be DarkCockk instead of DarkSock.

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Easy mistake to make, right?

8:01 am April, 17 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Long time since Monday….

9:03 am April, 17 FredN. said...

Fuck the autistic dancing dude and fuck the dickless rapper. Is anyone doing a Friday post, or am I gonna hafta google my own Pear & Sideboob?

9:42 am April, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

A story from Jacques could liven this place up a little.

11:35 am April, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Kate Upton

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Adjusting

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Her enormous

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Breastesses

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Could liven up this place a little

11:42 am April, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Kate Upton

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Adjusting

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Her enormous

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Breastesses

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Could liven up this place a little

12:58 pm April, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

DB1 is a game developer now?

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http://www.games.com/game/simonparzer/llama-in-your-face

4:14 pm April, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Big Fat Gypsy Wedding…..

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Could liven up this place?

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Romanos

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