Sunday, February 13, 2005

thank you god!Biff McGrinnis squeezes his bounty and silently mouths a prayer of thanks. I wonder what he’s thinking?

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5:50 am June, 11 Jacques Doucheteau said...

“Gee…I really hope this hot blonde doesn’t turn out to have a penis like the last one did. Why does that keep happening?”

8:21 am June, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

“Where ARE all the hand towels?”

9:22 am June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

“I sure hope the spinner is into piss.”

10:50 am June, 11 dickie fingers said...

“What a place this Vegas is. I met these standing at the urinals.”

11:43 am June, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“I hope my missing nut doesn’t frighten them.”

11:45 am June, 11 hermit said...

“Wow, in just a few minutes I’ll be handcuffed to the metal rings on the wall behind me, wearing nothing but little girl panties and go-go boots, with a set of jumper cables attached to my nipples, while these two douse me with lamp oil and beat me with a rubber hose. All this for only eighteen-hundred bucks!”

3:00 pm June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey rev
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Here’s a little sumthin’ for you and the Mrs.
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http://www.brobible.com/life/article/cannabis-lube/

3:02 pm June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And we get one step closer to societal abyss
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3:05 pm June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“The last guy I hired from Glamor Shots made me look like I was with a pair of trannies. I hope that doesn’t happen this time.”

3:06 pm June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“These are the two nicest girls I EVER met in the men’s room!”

3:07 pm June, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I’m wondering if that puddle I’m standing in is from me or one of them.”

4:57 pm June, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

“That’s right! I, uh, I AM Richard Branson.”

6:10 pm June, 11 DoucheyWallnuts Pissed He Missed the Last Post said...

I would have commented on the last post.
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Bring your Tranny to Work Day was a huge success at the East LA Jiffy Lube.
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6:11 pm June, 11 DoucheyWallnuts Still Pissed He Missed the Last Post said...

Say what you will about the gays, but they do have pretty good taste in chicks even if they do suck dick.

6:13 pm June, 11 DoucheyWallnuts Continues to be Pissed He Missed the Last Post said...

Rev, this Canuck could make me move to the Great White North. Do you know her?
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https://www.google.com/search?q=Eugenie+Bouchard&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=IrGYU42WMYa2yATh6ICIBA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1777&bih=861&dpr=0.9

7:44 pm June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

This cum is gonna crust up my Calvins in a few minutes”

7:45 pm June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

If the Viagra doesn’t kick in soon, I just wasted $1500

7:46 pm June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

I said my fetish is Bronies not Bone-y Knees

7:47 pm June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

AVN, “Best Three Way featuring a twink and two lesbians” award winners pose backstage prior to blowing everyone

9:06 pm June, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Douchey Wallnuts
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I would like to rub her in Cannabis Oil. Would have have mentioned her sooner but I thought it may make me look like a paedophile. Hold..

11:54 pm June, 11 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Imaging a little thought balloon coming out of his head that has this image in it.

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/richard-simmons-featured.jpg?w=600

The horror!!

2:43 am June, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The sad thing is, Richard Simmons looks a lot like David Lee Roth.

3:43 am June, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

O how filthy my old mind is. Damn you Douchey Wallnuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFcEuqeiLPs

Oh 20 year old girls how I remember you as my penis fails and Father Time has chosen me for root canals. I love you Eugenie you supple gazelle. When I used to be 20 I was quite a stoner. Joe Cocker/Bruce Springsteen and Peter Gabriel has a bastard child in 1985. True story.
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11:32 am June, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If Shakespeare were alive today he would write, “Kill all the hipsters.”
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http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/12/fashion/tips-from-fashion-insiders-on-how-to-wear-sneakers-with-a-suit.html?src=dayp

12:19 pm June, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Copa De Mundo starts today with Brasil kicking off the tourney against Croatia. There will be plenty o coverage of smoking hott’s rooting on the countries. Here’s a little taste from the last WC.
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http://worldcupgirls.net/50-hottest-world-cup-fans/#more-742

12:30 pm June, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I lasted 40-seconds with Marrilard. The guy is a cross between Ace Freehley and Mike Reno. Mullets and synthesizers; the scourge of the 80s.
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As far as Eugenia goes, I put the hard in Bouchard.

12:40 pm June, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chilean women are known to have Vagina Dentata.

3:10 pm June, 12 Douchesdownunder said...

@The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Yessir, Rev, we make ’em fine down here. Plenty running around like Eugenie.

5:59 pm June, 12 dickie fingers said...

“Maybe I can charge them to another room”

7:47 pm June, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

RESPECT THE VIKING!
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10:31 pm June, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have a Summer’s Bone for the soccer fangirls.

I forgot to copy and paste Eugenie the first 35 times I watched her. Oh youthful bodies where have ye gone. Gone to hookers everyone. Where will an old man bone? Where will an old man bone?
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Prostate Checks.

11:02 pm June, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why does God keep saving fucking Tracy Morgan?

8:11 pm June, 13 Wheezer said...

So did this page (below) get all of its pics from HCwDB? Or just 7 of 8?
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http://interestingual.com/hot-girls-with-douchebags

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